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I think that with Hurricane gone, we can probably expect a hyper, maybe one similar to the cancelled one from '02

I'm getting out of school tomorrow!

To make it worse, it's replaced with a Chinese rip-off of Son of Beast! I can't think of anything to put here

The Wiener House (which was damaged in the explosion) was torn down and turned into a theme park...

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Or, it could be built for '03 or '04, as there are already a couple similarities to X. Think about it, it was planned around the same time and it was be the last coaster made by a defunct manufacturer. And that coaster would eventually open. Also, I doubt that that update would be put out in the first place if nothing is coming at all. And, there's a question mark in the update's name, so...

But then, a flying donkey in a hamburger costume (who was allegedly the first one with the idea) burst through the door and yelled "You guys ripped me off!" and the two sides went to war...

To make it worse, all houses for sale are smaller than yours! Spring Break is ending soon

I like where this park is going, it's pretty cool!

Guess I'll have to wait then...

El Starfish and Batwing?

J. Geils, of The J. Geils Band not too long ago

El Starfish and Haunted Ranch?

El Starfish and The Joker Inc?

October 1993 Hi, Maxwell here again, and in the past 6 months, Mississippi Plains has started to become a theme park. I was able to get a sneak peek inside, so without further ado, let's see the park's progress! I can see trees... Yep, the park hired a few landscapers to spruce (pun intended) everything up. They did a beautiful job if you ask me. Anyhoo, lets get to rides. This is Gravitron, a round up. Here we have a scrambler named Dirt Devil. Up next is House of Mirrors, a family oriented dark ride There is also Mississippi Acres Mini Golf, a golf course (go figure). For those of you willing to pay an extra , there is AquaWheels, where you ride one of those water trike things on the river. And if you're hungry, and need to sit down, you can grab a bite to eat at The Old Schoolhouse Cafe. But most important of all, is Chaos, an Arrow Boomerang coaster! A sketch of what the ride will look like when complete. I cannot wait to ride this one! Some of Chaos' parts waiting in the back. And for those of you wondering, the trams are at the moment only being used for tours. That's all I have for now, so see y'all on opening day! -Max S.

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The Grouch

Thanks for the advice, I'll definitely take all that into consideration!

Flying Donkey apocalypse, so the Zombie Flying Donkeys fought the humans until the humans became Flying Donkeys, and joined their side and fought...

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I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked yet...

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Ginger