Okay, I found this really cool Google tool:
http://grant.robinson.name/projects/montage-a-google/
Basically, you create a collage/montage of your search query, a la Google Images.
Now, "Robb Alvey" seemed interesting to begin with, but "Elissa Alvey" is nearly all wedding pictures (with some semi-hidden hot guy-on-guy action).
Don't know how to post the montages on here...
I think you're already at least a B-list celebrity on the Net, Elissa I mean, how can you explain the fact of ecstacy over finding your hair in the mail?