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A Casio keyboard, with stand and microphone. I saw it at Target for $100, so who knows what it'll be tomorrow?

Side Boobs

:shock: Wow. Good luck with this year's model!

Just imagine if XBOX360 came out this Friday. :shock:

Green Apple Pop/Soda Fanta Orange Minute Maid Orange Soda

Happy Thanksgiving! OP, I like the fact that you included us Canadians! I happen to be dual citizenship, and I'm going shopping in the States on Black Friday :shock:

I would have that exact same expression, and 5 seconds after the photo was taken, it'd be reduced to a ball of yarn

"Derek! Here's $10, go ride Manhattan Express a lot of times!" "You're paying me to go on that?... Better make it $20."

So, you're almost guaranteed to be working at WDW by March?! Great job Soren! I'll probably see you there, if you'll be working there still in a year (well, you wouldn't get fired, I'm positive about that! ).

"What do you mean it's not butter?!?!?!?!" You had me laughing at the first picture of the pastor jammin' on the organ

Your school's closing? I don't know if I should say "Oh, that's too bad" or "Hells yeah! Education sucks teh!1!!" :?

Joey respects Wok, the stereotypical and highly offensive Chinese dragon!

If my school still had a student exchange program, I would so live at Soren's for 3 months.

I'm sure he appreciates that. :shock:

Have I ever mentioned I love Trans-Siberian Orchestra? I want the people "surrounding" the video box to be my neighbours, though

Jeff Foxworthy version: 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys, and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy. The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife, the worst Christmas they said they had had in their lives! My wife couldn't argue and neither could I, so I watched TV, and my wife, she just cried. When out in the yard, the dog started barkin', I stood up and looked and I saw Sheriff Larkin! He yelled, "Roy, I am sworn to uphold the laws... and I got a complaint here from a feller named Claus." I said, "Claus? I don't know nobody named Claus, and you ain't taking me in without probable cause." Then the Sheriff, he said, "The man was shot at last night!" I said, "Well, that... might have been me, just what's he look like?" The Sheriff replied, "He's a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut belly, that shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly. He sports a long beard, and a nose like a cherry." I said, "Sheriff, that sounds like my wife's sister Sherri!" "It's no time for jokes, Roy!" the Sheriff he said. "The man I'm describing is dressed all in red. I'm here for the truth now, it's time to come clean. Tell me what you've done, 'n tell me what you've seen." Well I started to lie, then I thought, "What the hell? It ain't the first time I've spent New Years in jail." I said, "Sheriff, it happened last night about ten, and I thought that my wife had been drinking again." When she walked in from work, she was as white as a ghost. I thought, maybe she'd seen one of them UFO's! But she said a bunch of deer had just flown over her head, and stopped on the roof of our good neighbour Red. Well, I ran outside to look and the sight made me shudder, a freezer full of venison standing right on Red's gutter. Well my hands were a shakin' as I grabbed my gun, when outta Red's chimney this feller did run. And slung on his back was this bag over flowin'. I thought, "He'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'!" So I yelled, "Drop it, fat boy, hands up in the air!" But he went about his business like he hadn't a care. So I popped a warning shot over his head. Well, he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled. And as he flew off I heard him extort, "That's assault with intent Roy! I'll see ya in court!"

Nice TR! Better luck next time on making the basket without tackling it.

"I'd call it a travesty" Hey, Soren, don't let that picture keep you from getting a job at WDW!

"He's a great big phony!" I really do think that's the Tower of Terror hallway. :shock: Great PTR.

Uh...huh. :?

"Awful Wally's"... I'm sure if you had the right brewing stuff, it'd be "Pretty Darn Good Wally's".

I love "Smart Watermelon"

Without a doubt, Expedition: Everest.

LMAO