Homer

Cool looking theme! Thats all I have to say...

Two words... F*** YEAH.

Great park you have going so far, a few critiques though... 1. Put some shade in the queue lines. Realistic Parks do that... Also, your queues seem to be WAY too long for a flat ride. 2. All of your archy basically looks the same. Try to vary it. Other than that, great park!

The Northwest, an area lacking in thrill rides or a theme park. Until one theme park built by the Funzones chain in the early 1970's bought a fledgling ski resort and made it one of the northwest's premier family entertainment centers. Welcome to Funzones Cascade Kingdom! A major resort destination nestled in the Cascade Mountains on the foot of "Mount Fun". With an array of unique thrill rides such as... ... ... your family will have the funnest days of their lives! Construction screens: Main entry under construction. I redid the castle thingy and am considering getting rid of the ticket buildings in front of it. Construction of the resort at Cascade Kingdom, featuring an indoor pool and more. The lift station and the ice skating rink are located below as well. Comments?

That was by far, the funniest ITL ever. It had Hello Kitty Vibrators, Plugs, and more... I will miss this version of ITL though... I just hope the new version doesn't become "serious" like the Weekday shows...

^Nope, only one theater. I am thinking of this; * Pirates would show at so-and-so time and Lame Lighthouse would show at so-and-so time. But... Lame Lighthouse is being removed! Thank god... (Hell, my 2004 season pass was the "Special Edition Haunted Lighthouse" design... it was either that or Dale Erndhardt Jr. on my season pass.

^The tall speed slide thing thats an icon of the park.

http://tinyurl.com/8o8r8 At least something FINALLY replaces Lame Lighthouse... Also, Adventure Island finally gets a new slide as well, happy day for BGT fanboys! Although I will miss Tampa Typhoon alot...

I have recieved hilarious PM SPAM: PM Subject: hello child User: (withheld for privacy purposes) Mesage: He sounded like a pedophile (hey, the guys profile said he is a 75 year old wizard that lives 2 minutes away from IOA!). So for my witty response that involves pedo-bashing! Subject: Yes, I wanna meet up with you... Message: Still has yet to reply... guess I pwned him there...

This topic is as bad as they smell... ...and by that, I mean god-awful.

getting some Grey Poupon and douchebags...

Some guy over at Coasterbuzz has taken pictures of ride track on the highway in the Maryland area. Seems like the rumors of Ultra Twister going to SFA are now 100% confirmed. Ultra Twister Pictures (photos by Top Thrill 13 at Coasterbuzz) Discuss about any Ultra Twister construction and such here.

Nevermind about my Page, AZ guess. I checked Sonic's official site, no locations in Page. Guess that drive-in place in Page was an A&W after all. BUT, theres a good chance they were in Flagstaff. Looks like there are quite a few Sonic's around there. So, now another guess, they are going to Petrified Forest National Park to look at 2000 year old hard wood .

For a second, this reminded me of a NewElement park. Is this for real? If so, it looks promising.

I think they are in Page, AZ. Been there before and I swear they had a Sonic there, I think. Or maybe it was an A&W. I say Page, AZ for now.

No, better yet. BarryH's Letter: The Ride! Tagline: "Sad and Pathetic, with a Wes-written homoerotic twist" -MIB employee.

Welcome to the forums and enjoy them. We are a random yet nice bunch of people.

Well, this is a random topic, but not random funny. And I don't want any pity, because thats stupid... For the past few months, I have felt, depressed. No, I'm not one of those emos that slit their wrists, wear all black, try to fit in girl pants, and blare Linkin Park or Simple Plan on their iPods. So now on topic, over the past few months I have been nothing but something thats "there" at school. You know, not really noticed by anybody and usually "the one they (popular kids) pick on". I'm not the stereotypical nerd though. Not only that, I'm one of the many kids that wish they were popular. Yes, I think the popular kids have "the life" (getting laid and wasted/stoned with the greatest of ease) and end up getting "mommy/daddy's inheritance/CEO Job at some corporation". I dunno why I am so paranoid, but what do you expect from a teenager? There are other things I want to talk about, but I prefer not to disclose. So, should I go to a shrink (or counselor)?

Aww, Buddy looks cute and energetic! Great pictures too.

I don't think BGT will remove Python, lots of younger kids have had that coaster as their first looping "I'm a big kid now!" type of coaster. I hated the headbanging, but my 6 year old cousin enjoyed it back when she rode it back in 2004. Python would be a historic loss, but if you ask me, the entire area of Congo needs an upgrade. I'm probably the only one that would be saddened by this decision. I like Python a little bit, but not too much. Despite the uncomfort, it was a great yet short ride. I love the airtime the first drop has in the back! -Carl "Will Miss Python, despite what everybody thinks of it" F. EDIT: YES! Lame Lighthouse may finally get a film thats slightly better...

Ugh, Universal has got enough simulators... we have 3 of those things! I would like a small Simpsons themed area, such as a WELL-themed spinning family coaster (no crappy PW-esque "theming"). A few flats and such and would round out USO. (dreams of "Springfield" themed section)

Keep dreamin, if BGW was getting a coaster, there would have been huge rumors flying around the net for at least 6 months. Since I have heard no rumors about BGW, your probably going to get some new broadway style show that would ripoff another broadway show. (See BGT's Katonga! and Lion King for that last sentence)

Merry Christmas! Oh, and happy birthday Robb.

^Exactly... the first one I got had a hot chick, then the next selection had 2 chicks I wouldn't touch with a 90 foot long rod (no offense).

Chump - Green Day