prozach626

Ah. Analytical tiers. I have that too. Tier 1a: I like this coaster. Tier 4c: *I really like this coaster. Tier X: *I don't like this coaster. Tier 0 shits: *Let's go get a beer, people watch, and ride the antique cars. I guess I just take things a little more seriously than you.

I'm mostly talking about the plethora of enthusiasts that constantly wine and bitch about Cedar Fair food service, quality, wait, etc, only second to Six Flags.

At this point, I'd be begging for anything.

Yeah, like Cedar Fair's food service everyone raves about!

Big deal. Six Flags gave that away annually for $40, or just eight easy monthly payments of $5.

And I'm sure they love selling you their trash.

Twist, Buck, Twist, Buck, Twist, Buck, Twist, Buck, Floooooaaaattt, Twist, Twist, Buck, Buck, Twist, buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck BRAKES

Tier S?

They would leave the rust at Six Flags and call it Themeing.

Bacon now costs as much as lobster, yet people are more concerned about Six Flags raising prices and cutting costs.

How dare you sir. How dare you.

The duration of that ride is about three times longer than Orion.

I want SFoG to give our hyper back, and issue a public apology.

It's because corporate hates our park so much they want to make sure we don't have another HITP event, even if it means canceling them chain-wide.

I've never been to HITP where Batman wasn't running one train. I kind of expected it at this point.

We all knew they were bound to open more rides. Good deal.

Seriously???

Front row or bust. I've never had a bad ride in the front... but I've also never been on a train that wasn't full. As much as I like it, I wouldn't waste a perfectly good night ride on Banshee.

I think part of the appeal is being next to the beach. It wouldn't offer nearly the same experience in Frontier Town.

^Nice! If there's one thing to be lax about, it's rapids rides. Nothing is as good as a hot day of walking, like MSG and sodium. I hope the new place offers something decent and has a patio. Booze is a given, in my request.

Yeah. It was a great spot, aside from that fucking hillbilly fortune telling machine talking shit all night.

^That's because it's in a place nowhere near Chicago (or Illinois).

Orion

It's lime green and bright orange paint job has looked horrendous from the beginning.

This is the worst news yet. It means we're keeping that piece of shit for years to come.