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Congratulations Wally. I know the feeling of getting a house. The only bad thing is that now you have to do and pay for all of the maintenance and repairs. That's great if you're handy (I'm not, unfortunately) and enjoy doing those things. But it's a great feeling to know that your home is yours. Eric

Our department manager took us out for a Chinese buffet lunch today...at company expense! Eric

Fruit flavored for your convenience. Eric

No. Do you like mushrooms?

What if snot was purple? Eric

^ Hasn't eaten much lately. < Hasn't walked much lately. V Hasn't bathed much lately!

Yes, they're good to throw at people who piss you off. Do you know how to write numbers using Roman numerals?

^ You only get the credit if you survive your ride on that thing. Eric

No, I don't care for deli sandwiches. Do you have a basement at your house?

^ Scarfed an Angus. < Scarfed a Big N Tasty. V Scarfed a scarf!

SFMM has another lawn sculpture---Metro! Eric

I've ridden Goliath, Viper, Superman--The Escape, Riddler's Revenge, Batman--The Ride, and Ninja at SFMM in the rain, as well as the old Roaring '20s Corkscrew at Knott's. Some hurt, some don't. I guess I'm surprised that those rides don't shut down. Eric

No. Because...well, because. Have you ever been in jail?

^ You're probably better off not knowing---heck, I'm better off not knowing... Eric

You have fans, Wes. I mean, I like you... Eric

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic And so am I.

Yes, a few. Do you read the newspaper?

I read this in the '90s. Funny the first time---only. Sort of like Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. Eric

^ Just left school. < About to leave work. V About to leave Earth!

^ I think it was the December 2000 announcement of SFMM's Xtreme Park for 2001. Eric

We got 19" Dell LCD monitors at the office over two years ago and they're just fine. Not even any dead pixels yet. If I get some extra money, I'll get one. Eric

Yes, and as soon as I finish posting this, I'm off to lunch! Have you driven or ridden in a car going over 100 mph?

^ Needs to start homework. < Needs to get Christmas lights up. V Needs to take a bath with the dog!

Tonight I'm working a roulette table at a party for recent LAPD police academy graduates. I guess I'd better be on my best behavior... Eric

^ Fast food eater. < Fast food eater. V Fast food wearer!