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I don't drink coffee anytime. Do you think real birds actually live in Beijing's "Birds Nest" stadium?

It's where Disney employees take their afternoon naps. Why did they decide that a phone would "ring" and not "buzz?"

^ HO-LEE... WOW!!! Good thing I don't have a weak stomach. Eric

Because insufficient postage will cause your letter to be returned. Why are trucks so much bigger than cars?

^ The trouble there is that no matter how good SFMM or any park is, a lousy guest will always ruin it. People seem to think that they don't have to think. It's someone else's job to do everything for them, and they can do whatever they please. Common courtesy is a thing of the past anymore. Eric

All together now, "FAIL!!!" 'Nuff said... Eric

It hunted you down and found out where you live. See, storms can be pretty selective... Why did China build a stadium that looked like a bird's nest?

Southwest only flies 737s. That's why you "normally" get one. Yes, I do collect the State Quarters. Do you shower once each day?

Unpossible. We all know there's nothing floating around in space. How and why did they decide on a 42-oz. cup as the large size at fast food places?

Thankfully, no. But I did find a frozen fly in an ice cream cone once... Have you ever flown on an Airbus plane?

Ichi, ni, san, shi, go. That's "1, 2, 3, 4, 5" in Japanese. So there ya go... Eric

The answer is 22. You take a "2," add another "2," and you get "22." That really is a no-brainer. How many berries do you think they put in a typical blueberry pie?

Bea Arthur. How does a printer know where to put the right color of ink or toner?

^ Owns Batman parts. < Owns Batman and Flashback parts. V Owns used gum!

Yeah, they just blow me away... Do you go to auto shows?

As one of TPR's oldest members, feel free to put me in there. Just let me know what you need---either here or by PM. Eric

^ Never gives bad advice, but didn't spell "definitely" correctly. < Always gives good advice and does spell "definitely" correctly. V Always misspells the letter "X"!

*NITPICK ALERT!!!* I wish the park would be consistent with X2's name. Is it "X2" or "X squared?" It seems to vary... Eric

Space Mountain at Disneyland last night...front seat, too! Eric

...head slammed the maintenance guy, who dropped his cookies and...

King cake is not exactly the kind of stuff sugar challenged people should be eating. So I always make sure I get a diabetic portion. However, a few years back at work, in my "diabetic portion" was the baby, so I and had to buy the cake the following year. Eric

^ Saying I've been around for 1000 years. < Sometimes feels like it has been 1000 years. V Sometimes feels like playing on the railroad tracks!

For me, it's almost any fast food place except for Subway, Boston Market, or Arby's. Sit down-wise, I like Souplantation or Sizzler. Olive Garden is OK, too. Eric

DLR tomorrow. Vons 3-Day Park Hopper tickets for $99. Can't beat that. Eric

For some reason, I think another ride will be put there at some point. It might even be part of the site of the new ride for 2009. Eric