Eunuch Provocateur

I got a 1564 on the new SAT. Right in the f'in middle. Cal State SB here I come!

Holy Crap. It looks like one of those "finish it yourself, bitch" rides in RCT. I hate those. Regardless, looks fun.

I count everything I ride, once. If it's powered, I don't notice. If it's dual tracked, I count it. I've lost count though. So, uh, yea.

Wow, I am really enjoying all these TRs. Great idea putting them on the front page with direct links. Thanks for that Robb!

Krypton Koaster at SFFT Space Mountain at Disneyland (whoa, I forgot how cool it was) Titan and Texas Giant and those little "pink things" they sell at SFoT. I can't wait for 06.

Mine. It's all my fault. But, really, could it be all Premiere's fault? Could it be our fault too since we all lust after thrills? And they were just feeding that need. It's just like the Matrix sequels. Don't listen to the fans or spend six months designing "the perfect raindrop."

I would post a review of NARNIA but it would look exactly like soCALman123's The only complaint I have is that it seemed that Philip over did the "valiant brandishing of the sword" thing.

Vagina Poop.

I'm afraid of meeting new people, though I've met (shortly) Robb, Elissa and Dan at SFMM two years ago. We said a few words and then I left. Haha.

I have a feeling that my video, as well, suffered from the "effects" thing. Haha... I saw that coming, I guess. But I tried well enough with my Reservoir Dogs tribute. I'm not devastated, it's an online forum.

Insofar, Robb, does it look like a next-time for this contest is plausible?

What the fuck is wrong with my girlfriend that she doesn't want me to meet her parents? What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck?

Still not as excited as I am for Expedition Everest... Just another Pixar ride, eh?

Ghostrider doesn't deserve #20... It's as bad as #174 and 175... And where's TimberHawk?

Well. Any man who brings to mind Twisted Sister's Dee Snyder (itw as Twisted Sister, right) and, in turn, brings to mind "Ask a Gay man" from the Chappelle's Show has got to be at least better and, if not, more humorous than Premier. If he does screw all the parks up even more, just think of all the great laughs we'll have!

The Boomers in Upland blows rooster compared to that. Haha. They removed their ONE kiddy coaster for another go-cart track? Pfft, where are their ideals?

How is it that the bastard park of FL gets this beast whereas we ANOTHER Pixar ride in ours? Dude, that's fucked up...

Any rumors at this point is the park stagnant? Maybe they can improve on the way the Jaguar temple smells... though it ain't as bad as the Batman Sewer up in Valencia.

Do you think the four turnstyles only, the closed shaft on Tower, etc, was because of their lack of staffing in the parks right now? Or is that not as bad as it seems...?

Mitch Hedberg is, by far, my favorite comedian... "Want some home-made Sprite? Not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!" Dave Attell is pretty funny too, "They don't tell you what aspirin can't do. It can't bring a hooker back to life so stop taking it." Dane Cook is pretty funny though he has his dull moments. Any recommendations?

That Disneyland passes are more than what I can afford. In the words of Mia Wallace, "I say 'go**am! go**am, go**am, go**am!'"

Scream! High Decibel thrills.

Hmm, I wonder... Dueling Dragons is one of the greater B&M coasters, according to most people, right? Well, what is it's theme? A dragon. What's Tatsu? A dragon. Connection? Could it be that Tatsu is the next great B&M that blows all stereotypes out of the water about their rides being fun but forceless? Probably not.

http://www.canobiefan.com/vids/povs.html There's a good amount including the requested Cyclops.

That Whoopi Goldberg wasn't real.... right?