DarienLaker

Granted, but they're frozen and moldy! I wish that I had a lifetime supply of roast beef sandwiches!

Once your Six Flags was destroyed by a hurricane or some other form of a natural disaster, you don't make repairs to the park and never reopen it!

Radioactive mutant human/animal hybrids that went and took DarienLaker (me) to their lair at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom where DarienLaker (me) was force to ride Kong and destroy Superman: Ultimate Flight with Kryptonite. The mutant animal hybrids then brought a coaster from...

Driving 4 hours to an awesome park that closed forever and is slated to be demolished for a Wal-Mart! What's worse than Six Flags catering to teenagers and 18-25 year old thrill junkies?

Granted, but Carowinds becomes more overrated than Disney World! I wish the Theme Park Review forums would work on Google Chrome!

Your park caters to teenagers and anyone between the ages of 18-25 who are avid thrill seekers and offer a limited amount of family and kiddie rides.

Six Flags America, the property was turned into a PETA animal sanctuary where animals can be safe from human harm. Then one day DarienLaker (me) destroyed the PETA animal sanctuary on the Six Flags America property with...

^Maybe it mysteriously froze up!

BuzzSaw from Dreamworld Vekoma suspended looping coaster

eat amusement park food Would you rather eat out of a Taco Bell dumpster or eat at an Arby's where they haven't cleaned their kitchen in years?

A smooth forceless B&M Would you rather rather use YOLO in everything you say or use diddly in everything you say?

Overwhelming for everyone on the Theme Park Review forum all because of the wild speculations of new slides to replace 'Cuda Falls and new coasters/rides. Because of all of the wild speculations being posted on the Darien Lake thread, the manger of Darien Lake decided to make the site Theme Park Review lock thread to...

Ride of Steel and Boomerang, but Kennywood had no room for Ride of Steel, so it sat in pieces in the far end of Kennywood's parking lot until it rusted into a pile of dust. Meanwhile at Darien Lake, they were trying to make up for lost coasters by getting another coaster from...

Kennywood named "Ignition", a custom layout 200 ft. tall Vekoma SLC. It replaced Sky Rocket which was sent to Darien Lake as "Canyon Blaster". People complained about Ignition being the roughest Vekom SLC ever so Kennywood...

Bought Darien Lake and turn it into "Disney World North". People in upstate New York were mad at Disney for buying Darien Lake. So then Disney decided to close Disney World North due to lack of popularity. All of the rides from Disney World North were sent to the scrapyard never to be used again. The former Darien Lake/Disney World North property was sold to...

Stealth Hawk and it became the most popular ride at California's Great America. Meanwhile at Darien Lake, they were planning a new area for 2015 called "New Barracuda Bay" and it will have a 10 water slide complex called "New 'Cuda Falls" and then Darien Lake started operating as a water park only and the rides were sent to...

I ask a lot of questions about Darien Lake and various other theme parks and some of the questions are still unanswered!

When did Darien lake "retire" Viper's third train?

I wouldn't be surprised if Cedar Point sends Skyhawk to a park outside the Cedar Fair chain like Darien Lake!

Guardian

Rocky

Granted, but Cedar Fair turns Geauga Lake/Wild Water Kingdom into the world largest Dinosaurs Alive park! I wish that Darien Lake had more variety in their show line this season!