DarienLaker

^Moose on the Loose may be the best ride for families with little kids, but Ride of Steel and Viper are tied for overall best ride at Darien Lake!

A Zamperla Hawk ride might just be the only ride close to a Huss Ranger ride that's currently available!

Kidzopolis

Only to be resurrected by the Beast from Kings Island who decided slay DarienLaker (me) and...

^Maybe they're going to repaint Scrambler blue.

Or do all three!

Waking up to find out that TPR is an obsolete site! What's worse than a kiddie theme park with nothing for adults and teens?

Wiggles World

Got kicked out of school for bringing up numerous references to Six Flags and Tony Hawk. So DarienLaker (me) opened up a Six Flags park in...

Jell-O

The Russians ended up launching 40 super nukes at Random Antarctic Park, but Hero of Lime fired back with a counter attack of 100 super nukes. Then a cloud of radioactivity surrounded Darien Lake making all of the rides glow an eerie green and the park was forced to close forever. All of the rides were destroyed by the radioactivity and nothing can be built on the land that was Darien Lake, the end?

The Wave Swinger and Balloon Race found a new home at Seabreeze this year. I think that Seabreeze bought the two said rides new!

Alive

The evil DarienLaker (me) rose from the dead only to rebuild Darien Lake, but only as a MS Paint artwork that hung at...

In the Chinese sweat shops the children were making knockoff B&M coaster parts for various projects around the world, but most of the parts were used on knockoff Batman: The Ride clones that were sent to all of the Six Flags parks. Six Flags programmed the knockoff Batman: The Ride clones to run backwards. Then the knockoff Batman: The Ride clone at Six Flags over Texas fell apart during testing forcing Six Flags to get rid of the knockoff Batman: The Ride clones...

A Vekoma giant inverted boomerang! (I don't even know if Vekoma still makes them?)

At least the "Crossroads" section now has three rides in there now!

^ I think the wood base on Scrambler is just temporary until they put lights on it!

A good old Arrow looping coaster rusting away to a pile of dust! What's worse than a 2 hour que line?

America neutering all intense thrill rides making them all forceless family thrill rides! What's worse than a forceless family thrill ride?

I'm hoping that they put in new water slides or a coaster in 'Cuda Falls' place. (Like if I have to mention that again! )

V2: Vertical Velocity - Six Flags Great America and Discovery Kingdom

Thriller

Was blown up by a super nuke fired by the vice president and World War 3 started. All of America was drafted into the war and the children of America were sent to...

Bad