DarienLaker

Every coaster in the world to be Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium clones, Giant Inverted Boomerangs, and Wacky Worms. The lemur granted the wish, but everyone was bored with the lack of variety in coasters, so the lemur unwished the wish and everything was back to normal. Then Tony Hawk sued the magic lemur for unlicensed use of his name and likeness on the Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium clones, so the lemur went broke and...

A zombie who wanted there to be no Sharknado 3. Then a Sharknado went and destroyed Darien Lake...

Demon Drop (Cedar Point and now Dorney Park) Vekoma Illusion coaster

DarienLaker (me) killed all the animals and members of PETA and buried the dead bodies at Darien Lake where 'Cuda Falls was. Then DarienLaker (me) placed the Olympia Looping coaster on top of the PETA grave and banned PETA from Darien Lake...

Drop Tower: Scream Zone (Kings Island) Vekoma Giant Inverted Boomerang

Ghost

^Doesn't Six Flags Fiesta Texas already have a Batman ride?

My wild guess would be Darien Lake, it could go in where 'Cuda Falls was!

Speed

Twist

V2: Vertical Velocity

^The sad part of those old Huss flat rides that Darien Lake is that Huss no longer makes theme. Finding spare parts for those rides like Ranger and Corn Popper is hard.

Kingda Ka - Six Flags Great Adventure

A Chinese Knockoff Togo made of Legos! What's worse than Chinese knockoff rides?

Finding out that your theme park tickets be counterfeit! What's worse than "riding" the bench?

Got 2b hair gel

The kiddie land has cartoons that kids today don't know about!

Yellow

Big whoop, Scrambler's return isn't a big deal at all. Bringing back old rides and considering them "new" again is just a way to up the ride count at the park. If anything we deserve something new to the area let alone the state of New York in the way of rides next year!

Only if you go La Ronde or Six Flags Mexico! ...or if you are in Southern California. What about Texas?

You see at least one cloned coaster weather its a Batman, a Boomerang, a Superman, or a Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium coaster!

Only if you go La Ronde or Six Flags Mexico!

You can't have at least one ride in your park themed to a DC Superhero and have kiddie be all Looney Tunes!