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Phantom's Revenge - Kennywood

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Tony Hawk's Big Spin

Darien Lake was being destroyed by Godzilla and the Hulk. They destroyed everything at Darien Lake leaving nothing but footprints in the parking lot. Then Godzilla went back into the Pacific Ocean and the Hulk went to Kennywood and renamed Garfield's Nightmare as "Hulk's Nightmare", but then Marvel Comics ended suing Kennywood for unlicensed use of the Hulk and Hulk's Nightmare was renamed "The Old Mill" being themed as a haunted steel mill surrounded by zombie steel workers that...

YOLOCoaster

Rode: .Chaos (Opryland) .'Cuda Falls (Darien Lake) .Pitt Fall (Kennywood) What I would have liked to ride: .Original Steel Phantom with loops (Kennywood) .Nightmare at Phantom Cave (Darien Lake) .Original Bat roller coaster (Kings Island) .Zonga (Six Flags Discovery Kingdom) .Floodgate Falls (Darien Lake) .Cascade Canyon (Darien Lake) .Son of Beast (Kings Island) .Drachen Fire (Busch Gardens Williamsburg) .Big Bad Wolf (Busch Gardens Williamsburg) .White Water Landing (Cedar Point) .Rainbow Mountain (Darien Lake)

Granted, but you don't have a parachute I wish Americans weren't neuter happy with their intense thrill rides!

Launch

No, Americans are made of guts and glory, but when it comes to Zac Spins and other intense thrill rides, we neuter the Heck out of them to make it safe and rideable!

Road

Party on the land that was Darien Lake in which a nightclub was upon it. All that partying was stopped by a mysterious evil force that caused a black hole and sucked up the nightclub and everyone that was in it and the land that was Darien Lake became a land of nothing...

Steel Phantom

Mickey Mouse

Fairy godparents

Cap'n Crunch

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Knight of the Six Flags who decided to rid the world of Pandemoniums, GIB's, and wacky worms in favor for the destruction of DarienLaker's soul and mortal remains. The knight destroyed everything that is related to DarienLaker...

Rode X2 and Goliath until midnight that night. Six Flags Magic Mountain had a plan to make the world's largest kiddie coaster, but they gave their plans for the world's largest kiddie coaster to Six Flags over Texas and then Six Flags over removed Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium for the world's largest kiddie coaster called "Goliath Jr." since Six Flags loves to use the name "Goliath" and Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium was sent to Cedar Point where it was put in a building as Cedar Point's new dark ride called "Lake Erie's Guardian"...

Superman

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A hole to China and that's where Cedar Point's ride ended up in. The Chinese ended making knockoffs of Cedar Point's ride by the masses and sent them to...

Darien Laker (me) who came back from the dead disguised as a magical flying barracuda who ate the lemur and became even more magical then it already was. The barracuda flew off to Opryland and found out that it no longer exists, so the barracuda went to Cedar Point instead and hid out in Lake Erie until...