KBrylczyk

How I imagine sokalkostr will handle this -

^ Never claimed anything listed. I'm good, though, brah. Thanks.

^ I think he meant "vulture" but his grasp of basic spelling is tenuous, at best.

Yep, sticking with the dingaling.

Allow me to edit my original list. Step 1 - Be kind of a dingaling.

That about covers it. Now shush.

DAMAGE CONTROL ACTIVATE! Step 1 - Backpedal while still being kind of a dingaling. Step 2 - ??? Step 3 - Profit. Not really workin out for you, bud.

Everyone's excited for RMC and I'm just sitting here waiting for an Aquatrax.

Like what? Trannysaurus Rex? Cosby "having his way with" everyone?

^ I love the smaller, better rides. The race to be the "tallest, longest, fastest" resulted in some real duds. I'm glad the parks came to their senses and decided spending $20+ million on a single ride is a huge waste of money when you can get 2 or maybe even 3 much smaller but MUCH more fun coasters!

Two things - 1 - Good, you're one less person in my way when I visit from Vegas. 2 - Knott's is only $80-ish for the year. It's plenty of fun. Now shush. I've got to drive ~4 hours to get to a decent park. You don't.

Timberland hiking shoes. They're made with the same materials as their boots, but they're the size and style of sneakers. Waterproof, breathable, totally awesome.

All you guys are getting super excited about the possibility of a massive, all-steel RMC being built in the near future. Meanwhile I'm gonna love it if it turns out to be just a long monorail with banked turns. Rocket Rods take 2, anyone? Aw crap, in writing that I just realized it's actually a very good possibility for Disneyland.

^ Oh, ow, my poor brain. That park map is upside down and backwards. North is south, east is west! There's a glitch in the matrix!

^ Well, crap. Get ready for motion simulators followed by more motion simulators, Japan. It was a good run.

What kind of drop rides have you been riding? You have a choice. A kid friendly one (frog hopper) or a not kid friendly one (everything else). I've not seen a small kid ride a full size drop tower and enjoy themselves. They're usually crying and screaming bloody murder.

If Movieland builds it, I will come. Yes, that's a double entendre.

^ A new hot dog stand. Here's the twist, though: The hot dogs are "virtually" real meat.

Top Thrill Dragster, opening year. Three and a half hours, through every switchback. I don't do that crap anymore.

Ohhhh boy, I've got some bad news for you, buddy.

Wait, wait, wait, weren't you the one praising Nautic Jet at Schlossbeck? The insane attraction that quite literally throws you into "Malaria Lake?" Here's a vid for those who don't know what I'm talking about.

^ Great googely moogely it's pretty.

I'm sad I've not yet gotten to a Howl-O-Scream event. I've heard great things in recent years!

^ Damn, that's one hell of a refurb. They tore it down nearly completely!