War story for my War wound:
I was playing paintball one stormy day, it was muddy and wet. I was sniping and took out 3 players when one caught on, he went for me, I pulled out my pistol and fought back, got him out and then his buddy went for vengence, I shot two rounds back, and I was out, I started running and hit a mud puddle, broke my ankle. I then continued to slip down this suedo cliff and broke 2 ribs and then my arm finnaly, Yeah, it sucked, But we won the match