Ace Of Spades

Check the land under your property for secret archvillain lairs...they tend to mooch. Is there a flavor of ice cream that hasn't been made? (What with Squid, Jelly, and Mashed Potato having all existed in the past.)

Tonight my stepdad practically had a heart attack. And his condition is deteriorating every day. It's starting to really scare me...if he died...my family would be destroyed. I know it's not of my nature to be weak-willed, but I feel horrible right now.

Send him into orbit. Why have the last two answers to my "dumb" questions been realistic and intelligent? Isn't it supposed to be Dumb Question-Dumb Answer?

Because the numbers add up to 96...which, when connected to letters of the alphabet, spell IE. So obviously, it was all Microsoft's doing! If America has an East Coast and a West Coast, why isn't the area bordering the Gulf of Mexico called the South Coast?

MakeDamnSure-Taking Back Sunday

That...was...awesome. Q.T. gets my spot for "Favorite Director" after seeing that.

Willy Wonka's still got the patent hold on them. Why can't people stop calling people from England British? The British empire hasn't existed for decades! And why is it always English or British? Is there something wrong with United Kingdomese?

Why is it whenever I start to settle in and accept the single life for a bit, another girl wanders into my life, one that I'll probably never get the chance to even talk to outside of once a week? Damn me and my old school romanticism. I spend too much time trying to be a girl's friend, like a legitimate friend who they can always talk to and trust, as opposed to the guys who are always straight up jerks to everyone, who seem to always have a girlfriend. Teenage life (and it's inherent stupid little problems) is such a b***h sometimes.

^Oh no... In the words of Adam Savage... "Here comes chaos!"

So...on the track of speculation, (because, hell, why not?) where do we think Invertigo will go? Small park? Other Cedar Fair property? Scrap heap?

Shoot the Runner-Kasabian

Actually, inspired by your post, I went out and uploaded my own take on the claw today. I'd love to see how you did your's though, as mine is extremely rudimentary.

I swear I can't explain what I'm trying to say the right way. As for a pushback, I meant that 2011 was planned as the final release year back in the day, and now I'm honestly not sure if it'll be ready by now.

^Yeah, you've got it down.

^Nonsense! The resort bus will get an OSTR first. Or perhaps the character breakfast.

Screw you Ace of Spades! You suck because you have "ACE" in your screen name! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!!! AND MORE DIE!!!! Nah, you're fine. You don't take things I say too seriously. No one should. No one should get that bent out of shape over roller coasters. Just chill out and have fun. Even at some pathetic persons expensive. There's nothing wrong with that. Sure, you might wind up in hell one day, but who cares? That's where all the skanky chicks go anyway. See you all there!!! --Robb "They play better music in hell" Alvey Believe it or not, I actually was a little concerned when I saw the caps. Now I'm on the floor laughing due to having read the rest! And trust me, after my moment of pure "I'm an idiot" in the Geauga Lake thread, I rarely take much seriously here anymore. I enjoy the laidback nature of the site, it's a breath of fresh air from all the tighta$$ enthusiast sites out there. ... And I'll buy everyone in this thread a Coke when I meet you in hell.

@ ILR: Oh, I didn't know if you were trying to legitimately make fun of him or just make fun of the sterotype created by everyone else about Invertalon. You're good in my book then. And just to clear up what I said (in case I get a retaliation as bad as Dbru and DrJazz seemed to), I was putting forth the same point as Robb here in a roundabout way (although perhaps a bit less forcefully) that people here on TPR love to capitalize and have fun with anything inherently silly/stupid that pops up. Much like everywhere else on the internet. We're like 4chan, just with different memes, a higher IQ, a (somewhat) moral standard, and we all love roller coasters.

New York Minute-Don Henley I'm probably the only teenager on the face of the earth who likes this song, or even knows who Don Henley is (seriously, even if I tell people he's from the Eagles they're like, "Who are the Eagles?" Bah!

Banned from my PS3 a day after getting a new game, and just after finals ended. I know this should be in the rant thread, but at least now I have time to focus on getting out more and getting ahead of my class this semester (instead of lagging behind again).

Oh, I know how far Ole is stretched with this project, and I give him a lot of credit. Hell, it takes an age just to make something in the program, I don't even want to think about how long it would take to program it! Perhaps "distressed" wasn't the best choice of words though, I was just trying to say that it's been a while and I'm curious to see if the game has gotten any farther along or if we're looking at another pushback.

I'd say it's getting there too, but then, that's TPR. Everything gets beat to death. Just gotta roll with it.

Tax reasons. If this smiley ( ) is supposed to represent Disney, what would the ones for Six Flags and Cedar Fair look like?

Nope. SFDK is now about 100-150 miles away from where I'm sitting.

As am I. Hell, I'd be happy for *anything* at this point. The project has been dark for nearly two months now, so it's a bit distressing that not even a two minute update can be thrown together. Regardless, I have faith that it'll be released sometime this year, judging by how complete the last update was looking.