PoisonedPirate

^ Suffers from Gynephobia < Suffers from Entomophobia v Suffers from Gallophobia

Yes Have you ever taken over 400 pictures at one park?

Santa held a big election and all the elves and snowflake people and reindeers and Mrs Claus and the Penguins from Next Door all voted red and green. Why does Engrish so funny?

Arrogant Worms be a mighty fine shanty ter be singin' this fine day. I be listenin' ter Flogging Molly meself but no need to keelhaul each other o'er thee difference eh?

If you have to ask that question you're obviously not Have you ever eaten a foot long hot dog?

We did this is all a dream Can we dream when we are dead?

Ahoy Mateys! Me ship be docked 'ere in thee Far East but I be usin' this 'ere landlubbing com-poot-tar machine ter support thee merry cause of this most excellent day har har har! I took a visit down ter the docks o' Disney today and said Ahoy ter the pirates thar. Enjoy the day me hearties and raise some grog in memory of ye friendly Captain o'er 'ere who is missin' out on the fun!

^ Afraid of Halloween < Loves of Halloween v Doesn't need to dress up for Halloween

Most of the time Have you ever had more than 50 mosquito bites at one time?

No Do you remember Iced Gems?

OMG I'm like totally going to Japan in 17 hours!

Arr ye be too kind matey! A be sure that ye will be just as good one day laddie. Now raise yer tankards lads ter a fine sea shanty! "Avast belay, yo ho, heave to, A-pirating we go And if we're parted by a shot We're sure to meet below!" "Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate life, The flag o'skull and bones A merry hour, a hempen rope And 'hey' for Davy Jones!"

No because I don't know what a Klondike bar is... Have you ever found a four leaf clover?

A been a pirate fer four 'appy years now an a don't intend ter change me ways now boy

Alas I wannae be TPR on the 19th due to me be ship makin' port in the East but ye can count on me speakin' the ways of the pirates that day. Arr and fer some more news fer ye landlubbing types there also be a talk like a scurvy excuse of a ninja day on December 05 and I only have one thing to say 'bout that damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers, I'm a better man than all of ye milksops put together!!

No because I know they have the memory of a small rodent lol! Can someone be too nice?

Yes but only because I know people who smoke a lot Do you think Batman needs to buy some throat lozenges?

^ Waiting for Haunt < Waiting for new Batman film v Waiting for puberty

Yes... Have you seen the Dark Knight yet?

Because: The world is obsessed with Power Power = Money Money = Status Status = Expensive Cars Expensive Cars = Fast Cars Fast Cars = Speed Therefore the world is obsessed with Speed Who puts the Glad in Gladiator?

Septic Peg says no.... or yes Is it just a puppet?

^ Digs tribes < Digs for treasure v Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World

Sure Have you ever been caught passing notes in a lesson?

Because they are an alright band and he could listen to worse Why do fans have to be security checked before they come into my office?

^ Niece is six years older than the milk in the fridge < Used maths to work that out v Thinks that maths is a nickname for Matthew