PoisonedPirate

^ His mum is 47 < My mum is 45 V Was a mum at 4

^ Breaking in v Breaking free a la Mr Mercury

^ Either likes lucha libre or is a heavy S&M addict < Either likes pirates or is a Orlando Bloom fan (eugh) v Either likes cat burgers or didn't know it was made of cat

^ Gets paid to run roller coasters < Gets paid to talk about boobies V Get paid to show their moobies

I swear that on the Japanese maps they listed where the popcorn carts were. Maybe I am remembering wrong...

Just got my parcel with everything in! Almost threw the photo out because I didn't see it inside but luckily Dan saved the envelope and found it As much as I love Pete's Dragon I cannot for the life of me remember who Mickey Rooney plays?

I did that I am now off to find my old Pete's Dragon VHS and somehow get to work in my DVD player! Curses for throwing out my VHS player!

^ Turned around on Thursday < Going to TGI's Monday v Having a sex change Wednesday

How can you say that about a movie that "stars" Helen Reddy, Jim Dale, and Mickey Rooney? On second thought, how can you not say that about a movie that "stars" Helen Reddy, Jim Dale, and Mickey Rooney? Pete's Dragon is a brilliant film! I will not stand by and watch you trash a film from my childhood! Prepare for my imaginary dragon battle!

^ Playing Mario Bros < Working overtime v Working Mario Bros

^ Obviously loves Vallasic < Obviously knows what Vallasic is... v Obviously will explain Vallasic

Thank you I am now addicted...

^^ I'm so glad Brawn stuck with Barrichello after his less than brilliant time with Ferrari he deserves it! I heard all these rumours about getting Ayrton Senna's nephew or something in which would have sucked. I watched an old Top Gear last week and on it Jeremy Clarkson interviewed Jenson Button before the whole Honda thing (it might have been around 2007 or older) and he said to Jenson something like "Would you give up the money and everything for the big win" to which he answered "Of course" and now that seems to be happening. Weird...

^ Is misinformed of my intellectual ability < Doesn't normally speak like that v Doesn't normally speak

A few I have digged up from the depths of my computer I love puns

I'm so jealous! I really want to get to either the UK or German one this year but with my current funds I don't see it happening! Button definitely deserved the win but I was gutted when Vettel crashed out - he's like my favourite! Did you hear him crying over the radio? On a random note Barrichello drove like a madman and still ended up 2nd - it just shows what Brawn are capable of!

^ Like OMG knows l33t speak!!1!!11 < Like OMG hasn't read Twilight!!111!!! v Like OMG such a Tween1!!!1!

^ No styes in his eyes < Never been on Stars in their Eyes v Starred in Jane Eyre

^ Knows my coaster count o.O < Has a new stalker v Used to be a stalker

^ Satisfied by diet coke < Satisfied by steak v Satisfied by a poo on a stick

^ Chocophile < Holdiayophile v Philophile

^ Is tired < Is tired of booking stuff v Is tired of life

^ We also looked for a CD for Sinbad and also Splash Mountain but all we could find was the Halloween special CD. Maybe next time...

We did that too! I loved the Pirate Ninja Evil Sailors the most though

^ Quotes things I don't understand < Only understands quotes from FRIENDS v Has no quotes or friends