PoisonedPirate

^ Job isn't open < Job is open v Legs are open

^ Thinks I'm a pest < Not wearing a vest v Not trying their best

You know all the big conventions they hold? Do you have to be a registered character like Naruto or can you be anyone you like in any world you like?

^ Puff Daddy < P Diddy v Piddles the puppy with incontinence

See I knew I recognised them from somewhere! The chances of me going to one of these is pretty slim seeing as I live in Reading and can't drive... I need to convince my sister to take me to one of these for my Birthday - can she go as Zippy the Rainbow Unicorn? That'll make her happy lol! How do I find what's happening where in the UK?

^ Shouldn't have played piano as kid and is now regretting it < Shouldn't have gone to the Turtle on Saturday and is now regretting it v Shouldn't have kissed that man dressed as a woman and is now regretting it

Yay for the person dressed as Poison Ivy in the background! I've always wanted to go to one of these... maybe in the future! Also what are the little green head globules alien things? I recognise them from somewhere...

Hmmm. When we were there back in 2007, I saw a guy dressed up in this TON of reflective material and mirrors and... stuff. Then, we found out he was dressed as the chandelier in the ballroom scene, from "Beauty & The Beast." They must have altered the rule, since then, LOL. That's crazy! Oh and the rule about having a line is just a personal one between us not a Disney one... but it should be!

^ Thinks I want to be bald < Doesn't want to be bald v Loves bald chicks

^ When I go back I am definitely dressing up! We are planning on going as undervalued characters i.e. characters you never see anywhere like Pain and Panic or John Worthingthon Foulfellow and Gideon. The only rule is that the character has to have at least one line in the Disney film

^ Makes women happy < Makes pirates happy v Makes plastic surgeons happy

Disneyland Tokyo was so cool that all the crockery in our room was named after me

^ Has an avatar of a Porsche < Has an avatar of a pirate v Has an avatar of a poo

^ Lives in Germany < Lived in Germany v Went to Germany

^ Talked about Poisoned Pizza < Worked at Dominos Pizza as PoisonedPirate v Works a strip club as Poisoned Dominos

^ Has some issues with his parents < Has some issues with the amount of work she does v Has some issues with cheese

^ Thinks I like Johnny Depp all freaky < Likes Johnny Depp when he's not all freaky v Wants Johnny Depp to get all freaky

I wish I had got the muscle burger now instead I wimped out and went for the lame one tier burger Oh well this gives me reason to go back! That and TGI Fridays...

^ Is right about the sun < Is right about everything v Is right not left Oh and onewheeled999 you just lost the game!

^ Wonders about taglines < Wonders where this game hs disappeared to v Wonders about women

Can we only enter once? So for those blessed with wit (not me ) can they enter as many captions as they want?

Woo Tosh the Panda got some love!!

^ Been on TPR < Not been on TPR in ages v Not been laid in ages

^ Wants to lose the bad health < Wants to lose the extra weight v Wants to lose his "innocence"

I really need to get exercising but it's just too damn cold at the moment to go running! I move to UK like a month ago and have already put on a stone! I blame Dominos Pizza Anyway good luck Robb and will there be a TPR montage soon?