PoisonedPirate

^ has an avatar of a bus < has an avatar of a girl in cat ears holding a pool cue v has an avatar of a well known celebrity chef

^ Lives in Delaware < Lives in Reading v Lives in fear

^ Continued the madness < Will now stop the madness v Will probably restart the madness

^ Likes Lady GaGa < Likes Radio Ga Ga v Likes to play Ga-ga

^ Been to a cafe < Been to a greasy spoon v Been to a chipmunk patisserie

^ Likes JRR Tolkien < Likes CS Lewis v Likes Stephenie Meyer

^ Thinks "unsmart" is a word < Thinks "Birmingham" is up North v Thinks "Fernster" is a cool nickname

One word: Journey. Plus three words: Don't stop believing. Equals guilty pleasure

^ No holiday tomorrow < On holiday tomorrow v Becoming Holly Day tomorrow

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^ Has post envy < Has post problems v Has post war exam

^ Doesn't care for acting < Doesn't care for the new McLaren/Brawn partnership v Doesn't care for Victorian orphans at Christmas time

^ Has a Viking name < Has a Pirate name v Has a Jedi name

^ Takes care of things < Takes care of new DVD box set (woo Batman TAS!) V Takes care of "the family business"

^ Is a vegetarian < Was a vegetarian for like two weeks and then realised that steak in God v Never eaten vegetables

^ Is a vegetarian < Was a vegetarian for like two weeks and then realised that steak in God v Never eaten vegetables

I don't know if this is true as it was in a chain email but it was on Family Fortunes. Name a bird with long legs: Naomi Campbell

A salty old seadog I'm told Drank beer as the weather got cold As he lifted the cup NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! And you just got limer-rick-rolled

^ Loves the Yankees < Thought the Yankees played basketball v Loves the Miami Dolphins?

^ Going to a Food Network Event < Going to a League of Friends fete V Going to a League of Food Network Friend... o_0

^ Technically correct < Technically can drive (just not legally) v Technically a woman

^ Does EBL stand for Early Bird Lunch? < Does PoisonedPirate stand for 14 year old tween playing WOW? V Does [insert name] stand for [insert semi-witty comment]?

^ Does EBL stand for Early Bird Lunch? < Does PoisonedPirate stand for 14 year old tween playing WOW? V Does [insert name] stand for [insert semi-witty comment]?

^ Lives in a town with lots of trees < Lives in a town with lots of stabbings V Lives in a town with lots of imaginary chipmunks

^ Needs to finish their book < Needs to keep up to date on this game v Needs to clean their belly button out