PoisonedPirate

^ Wins at life creating < Wins at Laser Quest v Wins at making people awkward

^ Doesn't get himself < Doesn't get how to defeat the stupid zombies in Zelda v Doesn't get how babies are made

^ Had a grilled cheese and tomato soup < Didn't know grilled cheese was a soup flavour v Didn't know soup was a grilled cheese flavour

^ Was at SFMM on Monday < Was at Mercedes Benz World on Saturday v Was at the Queen's house on Sunday

^ In jail < In work v Insane

^ Wants to wup < Do not want v All your base are belong to him

^ Loves the new forums < Not too keen on the new forums v Prefers the famous Super Indy Champ Forum

^ Nifty Fifty < Plenty Twenty v Obscene Teen

^ Launches Dragster trains < Launches hospital work v Launches libel suits

^ National Spelin Champ < grammar national champ v National "listing four things in a post" Champ

^ Male < Female v She-male

^ From Bristol < From Bristol v From Bristol

^ Thinks I love LAX < Thinks LAX is an airport v Thinks I should google LAX

^ Thinks I like Batgirl < Does not like Batgirl v Likes fat girls

^ Likes comedy < Likes Batman V Likes licking windows

Its only a hell of alot of awesome if you're not stuck at work watching everyone else make snowmen Oh well its Friday I will play in the snow tomorrow!

I can't believe Schumi is back! I am slightly worried that he will be useless and ruin his reputation but... that can't happen can it? Who do you think will give him the most competition? My money is on H'Alonso, Lewis and Massa.. or maybe Vettel with a longshot.

One Christmas my sister and I both got Sky Dancers (remember them?). Anyway I got a pony fairy and she got a swan but she got upset and wanted the pony. So my Dad, in his wisdom, told us he had wrapped them up wrong. I was forced to give my sister the pony one!

^ Is all about to go < Is all about playing in the snow v Is all about the flow

^ Likes Tweety Pie < Loves Apple Pie v Understands Pi

^ Talks about Prince William < Named her Wii Wiiliam v Big fan of Will.I.Am

^ Likes a bit of Zep < Likes a bit of Queen v Likes a bit of Rough

^ Has posted an innuendo < Has posted in your endo v Will post something big

^ Thinks I am bemused < Would rather be Muse V Bemused as to who is Muse

^ Here's a llama < There's a llama v And another little llama