PoisonedPirate

^ Do you remember the sentence in school that you always had to recite? "They're going over there to collect their belongings." Maybe the schools have stopped using it which would explain the bad spelling/grammar.

That Shamwow advert is the single most greatest thing I have ever watched!! It was brilliant! I'm gonna go find out if they deliver to here...

Yes Do you drink your squash really strong?

THRUSH!Do you have thrush? Seriously what the hell? I don't need or want to know about the problems in your nether regions! All loan and credit card adverts (specially the Halifax ones) they offer me all this wonderful stuff and then at the end in tiny writing is 16.9% APR hoping I won't notice! Oh and the red telephone insurance ones... whats it called...it has a little telephone with wheels...thats gonna bug me now... Well the adverts are so unlikely to happen that it annoys the hell out of me! Who is gonna drop a ton of bricks on your car (which has no engine in it anyway) or flood your house with a fire house? GO AWAY!

^ Replies are witty < Eyes are sometimes pretty v Tie-dyes the family kitty

Not recently but I used to... badly Do you know how to play Flunky Ball?

No because size is relevant to fun If someone is their own boss how do they ask for a raise?

Yes but he was a mate so all is okay Would you work in a strip club for one week for €35,000?

^ Played the game 5 days ago < Played the game just now v Probably won't play the game for another week

No Have you ever got caught in a rain shower so severe that even your underwear is soaked?

I'd make a guess are 80% When you were a kid did you believe that your toys came alive when no one was watching a la Toy Story?

^ I don't really understand coasters/rides inside a mall - I mean you go to a mall to shop and people who shop a lot in malls are women and they don't traditionally go on coasters, they would rather shop lol! If you're doing a big girly shop you don't take your kids so I don't see where the audience is... maybe thats why they are always empty? Obviously kids go on them but that would only be the weekend - are these mall rides cost effective? Am I missing a huge point here?

No Since when did black comedy have such heart rendering scenes that make you cry? EDIT: Have you ever seen a black comedy with heart rendering scenes that make you want to cry?

No Could you give up steak for the rest of your life for €100,000?

No Is the weather unbearably hot where you are?

Awesome I won't even go on "dangly' coasters!

This one isn't coaster related nor is it really a GP dumb moment but it made me giggle so I thought I would share: I was on my lunch break and was over the road grabbing something to eat and I decided to hit one of the little shops we have. As I looked around the shop I found myself next to a woman and her little girl looking at the same shelf. Anyway the little girls tugs on her mum's sleeve and in a very loud (and serious) voice goes "Mummy I need to do a big poo!" The shop assistant and I just managed to stifle our laughter but then the woman replied by saying in an exasperated voice "but you've just had one" so I left sharpish to have a giggle outside! Man kids are great!

Oh man I remember hearing about this in Sixth Form! My English teacher totally wanted us to go but unfortunately it wasn't going to be finished in time for us but she would show us construction photos and stuff as if that made Hard Times easier!

Dude that's impressive!! I doubt that I would go on Stealth and I'm 19 - Obviously I need to step up my game! Next time I'm too chicken I'm gonna think of your nan lol!

Finish my business then unlock the door and continue on my way Why does time fly when your having fun?

^ Is very slow < Is very ill v Is very worrying to watch

I don't collect them but I usually have loads left over from when I come back from parks that I don't chuck out Have you ever won anything from a TV competition?

Alan Liam Phabet - I think he named it after himself as well.... Why is there no Irony in the song "Isn't it Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette?

Sounds lots of fun! Just gotta wait til I get back home from work - stupid website blockers

^ loves cookies < loves fast cars v loves fast women