PoisonedPirate

No I have a weird phobia about that! I hate using my stapler Do you have an irrational fear of office objects?

No because black is a shade not s colour! If they spray fresh bread smells into bakeries to make you buy more why don't they spray Jägermeister smells into the Jägermeister shop?

^^^ I was really impressed with Hancock - I expected it to be a corny feel good movie but it had a really good plot (plot twist!) and was more like a 'real' movie than a Superhero cheese fest. On another note I am really bummed because The Dark Knight isn't coming to my cinema until at least the end of August

That waterpark looks totally awesome! Was that leafy/green/moss covered ride in the background a log flume? Or was it part of something else? The theming in that park is amazing, especially the mine train one. I am really impressed because my expectations of a place in the middle of nowhere would be quite low. Why do they stagger the times? Is it for cost effectivness or something?

The thing I like most about this TR? The Spaghetti Night sign lol! Quick question: What's with the tents? Are you allowed to camp there? Also why is entrance free?

If anybody asks I didn't tell you this but its because they are CIA agents undercover.... What's wood made out of?

^ Named after Mum's ex < Named by Mum's nurses V Named after Mum's fascination with male bellydancers

Nope Do you like the names that Angelina Jolie picked out for new twins? (Vivian and Knox)

Because back in the olden days each trouser leg was counted as a "pant" and so you would say "pass me a pair of pants please" indicating that you wanted two trouser legs. The phrase has continued to this day even though trousers now come stitched together. What is the Janitors real name?

^ Is younger than Michael Jackson < Is a Michael Jackson fan V Is a Michael Jackson lookylikey

No however the Lexus Hybrid is quite nice - and you don't pay congestion charge..... okay I change to yes! Did you watch Dexters Lab as a kid?

No because it doesn't come to my crappy cinema til waaaaaay later Are you only going to see Dark Knight because of Heath Ledger?

I'm an Omnivore but I LOVE STEAK! I'm an utter steak monster - when we go to restaurants they always give my meal to my dad because they don't think I could eat 450g hunk of meat.... mmmmmmm I'll try everything at least once (including fear factor stuff) but I refuse to eat food with a face - well a face on my plate - so thats shrimp and fish when they still have their heads lol! I don't like to eat food that watches you.... o_O Luckily I have a fast metabolism so I can usually eat what I want! Right I'm off to eat half a cow!

That's exactly what I thought when I saw it lol! I like the miniature skull rock though its a nice touch. Window: People fork out that kind of money because for them its like a once in a lifetime thing. I know when I went to Disneyland as a kid my parents forked out for the big pink castle - when my sister and I went back earlier this year we stayed in the much cheaper Santa Fe because we had 'experienced' the big pink castle already. Staying in the park hotels also gives you extra perks. We were allowed into the park two hours earlier than the public when we stayed in Santa Fe. Our cousins stayed outside Disney hotels and didn't get to the park until 12 - the earliest hopper bus left their hotel at 11:30! Also people stay in the park hotel because they want to continue the experience - its a way to check out of reality and stay in the, in this case, Disney world. Personally I don't want to spend all day in the magic of disney to come back to a Holiday Inn and spend the evening watching Sky or whatever. Okay end rant!

OMG BEEEEEEAKER!!!! I LOVE THE MUPPETS! Okay now thats over I can get to the sensible comments lol! That Ferris Wheel on the design sign in Ocean Park looks like its going to be right on the edge. Or is it already there and they are building around it? Either way the view will be spectacular! Also when you said Crush spoke to your son does that mean a man in a suit or was it CGI? I'm aiming to get to HKDL next year but it all depends on cash (I'm moving out this year - scary!) is it really expensive or the same as all Disney parks? And do they have cheap hotels on par with Santa Fe in Paris rather than the big pink castle? Loving your updates!

¥250,000.... How much do you reckon I could get for two healthy 18 year old limbs? or failing that does Disney take souls as payment?

^ Doesn't understand the Game < Doesn't understand Xpress V Doesn't understand life

Nope - get some sleep! Do you prefer Winjas Fear to Winjas Force?

^ Thinks I love So-So < Doesn't even know what So-So is (slang for prison?) V Drinks SoCo in So-So

Because there are two different food fairies at work... the Green Fairy and the Greener Fairy. If people spell it "Vampyre" when a "Pyre" is a pile of burning material normally used in ceremonial cremation and a "Vamp" is a sexually provocative woman Does that make the "Vampyre" a seductive and sexually active bonfire?

The people don't drive me crazy but they do give the voices in my head a headache... Why is a boxing ring square?

^ Is my new best friend < Is Rollerman87's new best friend v Best friend is a rollerskate

As wide as the sun on a Monday morning as it rises over the meadows and illuminates the lone farmer and his brother as they walk to market to buy eggs for their beloved mother who is ill in bed because of the long cold winter that was so harsh and killed the only cow that lived in the barn that their neighbour Jack built with nothing but his bare hands and a magical hammer sent down to him by Thor the god of Thunder who won a bet against Fate as to whether the cow would survive the winter but lost a bet with Cupid as to whether the old ill mother would survive the long cold winter and make it into spring to hear the sun rise on a Monday morning and see her sons walk to market to buy eggs for her as she is ill in bed because of the cold winter that was so harsh and killed the only cow that lived in the barn that their neighbour Jack built with nothing but his bare hands and a magical hammer sent down to him by Thor the god of Thunder who won a bet against Fate as to whether the cow would survive the winter but lost a bet with Cupid as to whether the old ill mother would survive the long cold winter and make it into spring to hear the sun rise on a Monday morning and see her sons walk to market to buy eggs for her as she is ill in bed because of the cold long winter...... Why is lemon washing up liquid made with 100% real lemons and lemon squash made with lemon concentrate?

That park is really weird... one moment its all shiny new and pretty and the next all overgrown and old. It looked really empty apart from the one flat ride with the school girls lol! How many people were there that day? The water slides of death look really steep - do you go down them on your front?! Man that would be intense! I say put the china ones on here but its up to you!

Because sometimes they just won't cross the road and need a helping hand... What did the ladle say to the spoon?