PoisonedPirate

A Photo TR is better because you can show people the aftermath and they don't get disgusted If E=MC2 does that mean Eminem is equal to two My Chem's?

^ Loves balloons < Had a had experience with a balloon v Nicknamed the Balloon Baboon

Nope Did you get Thursday and Friday off work?

They have it's just top secret and only the Queen and the president have one. It's known as the Toilrinal. What does the Queen have for breakfast?

^ blows up stuff < blows up panties v blows up brain cells

Yes but only because you just mentioned them! Would you rather have a cookie to a waffle?

It depends on whether a polar bear is holding the fan. What happens if a penguin holds the fan instead?

^ Is a Joker < Is Poison Ivy V Is Batman?

Yes I do but they are man eating trees so it's not a good thing! How many squats could a squat squid squat if a squid squat could squat squats?

^ wants a dancing duck < wants a dancing lesson V wants a dirty dance a la Patrick Swayze

Yes Do you use your phone as an MP3?

^ donates organs < can play the organ (badly) V only eats organ(ic) food

About 15 minutes walk away Can you drive?

In theory Charlotte was in fact correct. However, when you look at this statement out of its context it is easy to conclude that Charlotte is in fact wrong. Compare Charlotte's theory with that of communism. Both theory's work on paper but as soon as they are put into the real world, cracks will start to appear. A statement like "girls don't like boys" has one major flaw. Charlotte does not specify what girls dislike what boys. There is no proof that all girls dislike all boys. This is only the start of the holes in Charlotte's theory. Recent studies have shown that girls, usually of the nun variety, in fact do not like "cars and money" so it would be improbable for them to dislike "boys" more. In order for Charlotte's theory to ring true certain alterations must be made. I suggest the following: "Some girls don't like some boys however, it can be said that although some girls do prefer cars and money to the opposite sex, you must keep in mind that some girls do not". Did I spend too long on this?

No Have you ever worn just underwear in public?

^ 19 < 18 v 17

Do mean hair colour or mental capacity? Yes to both in either case (currently purple as well though - hair that is) Have you ever worn mittens?

So he can show off to his Hummer and Range Rover friends Why does a sea cucumber look NOTHING like a real cucumber?

Nope I'm a steak monster! Are you vegan?

Don't knock on death's door ring the doorbell and run away - he hates that

See this is why I refuse to use lifts! I lived on the seventh floor of flats once and I still wouldn't use the elevator - I blame my sister...

After the man who invented them - Pedro Burritos How much electricity does disneyland use?

The helicopter game definately Also the santa sledging one, at Christmas my whole office got addicted to that and we pretty much did nothing for two weeks! Ooh one more - the bloke on the tight rope (can't think of its name) where birds land on his tight rope pole and you have to balance him by clicking and stuff, I think it was something to do with debt and money problems but it was all in german/french/something or other anyways it was fun!

Yes Do you like steak?

^ has soft porn as his avatar < has pirates as her avatar v has avatar as his avatar