PoisonedPirate

^ Thinks I hose down cats < Doesn't hose down cats V Hoses down self

No Have you ever been to Checkpoint Charlie?

^ Has a furry god in his signature < Has the LONGEST tape ever to type out v Has a furry god in his teeth...

No Do you agree that cats are evil?

I'm currently eating a beef and mayo sandwich and it's TASTY! Bring me half a cow medium rare please! Lydia = STEAK MONSTER

^ Tony is in his signature < Laura is in her signature v God is in his signature

Yes - and it's better than an iPod! Do you have a dog?

^ animate object (without job) < inanimate object (with job) v object of desire

7 or 8? Wow we're never had anything that bad here - those kids need some serious councilling if they are planning something like that at that age.

No Have you ever kicked/punched/slapped/etc. a vending machine?

How old is someone in the 3rd grade? I work in a legal branch and we've had a few cases where kids bring knives into school for the sole purpose of 'knifing' someone - it's scary how kids grow up these days

Yes Do you believe the myth about big feet?

No Do you shop at Tescos?

Yes - I love it! Have you ever been scuba diving?

^ Lives in Bristol now (hopefully I'll be right about this one lol) < Lived in Bristol in the past v Will live in Bristol in the future (oooooo)

^ World's greatest signature < Space Mountain signature v Too cool for a signature

^ calls them panty hose < calls them tights v calls them leggings with bottoms

^ Watches The Hill < Owns no sunglasses v Own 20 sunglasses

Yes (ps) Do you have a PS3?

Yes Do you know what question I am thinking of?

Yes and no Have you seen what page number this is?

^ Lived in Bedrock < Has Headrock v Heavier than Leadrock

^ Obviously doesn't know that I'm less emotional than a rock < Less emotional than a rock V A rock

I love Carnivals! Although I refuse to ride on the Ferris Wheel (paranoia at it only being built in a day) but that doesn't stop me on the roller coasters lol!

Scariest, and most embarrassing, water slide was at Waterworld in Cyprus. Went on the Kamikaze slide (after a lot of egging on from mates) and as I went through the drop I was so scared I made the weirdest sound ever - it wasn't a scream it was like a big beasty bellow something like "guraaaaarghh" and everyone in the queue behind me heard it - probably the people watching as well - and not only that I had a v. painful wedgie! Not good.