PoisonedPirate

^ Right about me being awesome < Been drinking legally since 16 which is awesome V Doesn't live in Germany so is non awesome

^ Wrote Avatar a lot < Thinks that if you write Avatar too much it starts to look spelt wrong V Thinks Avatar is a small bald cartoon character

Yes Have you had your wisdom teeth taken out?

TomToms are very cheap and its free to update them! You have to pay for extra voices but apart from that their webpage pretty much does everything for you. The TomTom isn't very fancy as in phonecalls, bluetooth, calling out "I'm hungry" brings up fast food outlets, etc. but it does the job. Yay TomTom!!

Yes and it was one of the single most embarrassing moment of my life! I am not a good singer! Are you a good singer?

Yes it does.... If a = 2 and Sheila has 12 eggs what is the value of y when you subtract Pi from an elephant?

We have a TomTom Europe Edition and it got us to Disneyland Paris fine. There were a few rough spots when we hit Dutch roads that hadn't technically been built yet but TomTom got us there in the end! We have had ours almost 3 years now and due to the fact I can update it using internet it's never really gone out of date. Out of the three years we have had it, it sent us the wrong way once! That's not bad. Just realised that your in the US so I don't know what a TomTom would be like over there, but if it is as good as it is here then I'd go for it. They are cheap too!

I thought I would add some more seeing as I deleted my last one! Gotta love Queen Ice Ice Baby

That was a really cool TR. I would never do anything like that - that haunted house that is not shopping - because I'm such a wimp lol! But the best thing of the whole TR was this photo! That made me laugh so much! I think Juneau has a secret life that you know nothing about! Extra Virgin now bottled teehee

When someone said the mods wouldn't like it I took it down just in case. I didn't want to get into trouble lol! Anyway someone has reposted it so it's all gravy.

^ From the Tyne < Knows a song about the fog on the Tyne (is all mine allmine) v Will now release a rap version of the above mentioned song

Here are some funnies to brighten up your day! I love Banksy True...

Looks like Mickey Mouse ears lol!

Anyone know a good way to stop nosebleed? I'm at work so sticking a tampon up my nose isn't an option!!

Well she's lasted 40 years so far so I doubt she is gonna get it anytime soon Oh update on the work thing: She is getting the chief clerk job. yay. At least this means they are gonna hire another audio typist... maybe this one will pull her weight and actually type.

Yep - two! Do you like Fish and Chips?

I had the choice of going here or Phantasialand for my birthday. I chose Phantasialand but judging by your photos this looks a nice place! I may have to get my butt down here one day seeing as its so close. I so don't take advantage of living out here.

My rant today is (yet again) to do with work! I'm an audio typist. I audio type. The other audio typist? She doesn't type. She learns the chief clerks jobs - so she can get it when the chief clerk leaves no doubt. When I ask for help with the typing she tells me she is busy. Oh when I ask the chief clerk she says she 'has' to teach her the very very important computer work that she has been learning for the past month. STUPID! They only hired her as an audio typist so that they could move her directly into the chief clerk job in a few months. She's not even a great typer.

No Are you leaving the house on Wednesday? (because I'm not!)

I thought that Hamilton was 13th because of the 10 grid penaulty he was given?

This one is kind of an inside joke but I'll post it anyways

Yes I do but they burn my mouth so its like "yum so nice ARGH yum so nice ARGH" Do you eat stuff that you love even if it is bad fo you?

Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane. Do you drink tea?

^ Thanks! I've never experienced that at all and in fact all the coasters I've been on it was do it yourself pretty much. They would just check each one quickly before the train departed. Is it just an American thing?