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But wait! Theres more! Much more! I even have to videos you'll find relevance to later in the story! Doin' it pony style! I'd prefer wild pony, thank you. Yowza! POV_Hajdeby.wmv Please note that this POV was taken by an experienced professional with permission from ride operators and IKEA management. For yours and others safety, please do not attempt to take photos or videos at parks without proper permission. Hajdeby! It was a great ride. We rode it several times. I've even included a POV for you up top! This was one of the best parts of the whole store! Yay! Time to play toss the plastic computer screen! (again!) We found a rather interesting magazine on the table... no comment. NAKED PEOPLE ART!!!! The kids in the catalogue seem extra exited, especially when cooking bacon by themselves. "I never want to leave IKEA" Public display of affection? Here you can! Except their all in Swedish! Every single one! The bookshelves are completely stocked. You can even take the books and sit on a comfy couch and read it all day. Yay! More plastic electronics! This is what being a punk can lead to. You can even commit assalt and get away with it. You can hide in closets and scare the living doo-doo out of people you don't know! No, IKEA is everyone’s home! Chair thing.wmv You can hear my brother contemplating its meaning. This is some chair torture device thing. You can see it in action up top! Hello everyone! Snazy New York Apartment.

So, yesterday was President's day, which meant there was no school and I had the day to do whatever I wanted, which usually means doing cartoons for hours at a time. However because I had just had a long weekend before, I was sort of tired of drawing and wanted some time to fool around. So usually what I do when I’m feeling this way is go to a park, like most of the people on this site would do, but unfortunately this time of year is a special time when kittens die of hypothermia and emo teenagers cut themselves from the overwhelming sadness that is the “off season”. But suddenly I realized the single greatest place on earth, besides theme parks: IKEA! They have endless displays of funky looking furniture with funny names, fake plastic electronics, awesome cheep food and pure awesomeness. So we left for IKEA just because it is awesome and is the second best thing aside from theme parks. We had no intention of buying anything and weren’t even going to remotely conceder purchasing any of the furniture, just some amassing food and maybe some sort of cheep Sweetish cooking utensil or whatever. By the way, I’m not making this up. And so I decided as if the Costco topic wasn’t enough pointlessness, I might as well post a massive trip report about an even bigger store, that’s also totally awesome and has way more than giant containers of mayonnaise. So until I can make pointless trip reports about theme parks, I bring you the next best thing. CHILD ON A LEASH!!!! CHILD ON A LEASH!!!! Owen has a tiny head. A full 10 inches smaller than fathead. They also give you free measuring tape. We measured the circumference of our heads! My brother is a fathead with 32 inches. The pencils are also quite tasty. I LOVE IKEA!!!! You get free golf pencils too. But not all of them, some have working PS2's! This place is AWESOME!!!! The computers are made out of plastic. You can play catch with them! Titta! Tee-Hee!!!! I like big yellow bags. Yay, more couches! Gosa Syren. That's how I roll. Yeah, You get to jump on the king sized sofas and take your shoes off. It's sofa king awesome! Oh yeah, and this is his friend, Owen. He's also quite punk. This is my brother, Ben. He's a certified Gangsta. Note the two DC flat top hats. That's a double dosage of punk, yo! Big couch that is almost a bed. I want it. The fun never ends. I could just cry with happiness right now. Rib night!?! How much better can it get! Here is the mighty entrance. Feel its power! Here's the parking underneath. it has enough room to host 3 auto shows at once! Here it is, in all its glory and massiveness. The world's best store! IKEA!

esophagus is also a funny word.

Does anyone have a shot of the hood on the front car? I remember in the promotional videos it had some sort of decorative snake face so I'm eager to see what it looks like, or if there’s anything there at all. After all I'm sure Cedar Fair had never let anyone down based on their promotional ads.

Who sits down and thinks of dead baby jokes? honestly These people: www.dead-baby-joke.com

The only jokes that are better than cannibal jokes are dead baby jokes.

^That reminds me of the joke "Mommy, I hate daddy's guts!" "Just shut up and eat around the bad parts!"

What about a double or triple Tofu burger? What's the verdict on that?

Or, BK's quadruple stacker! Four Patties, 8 slices of cheese, 16 strips of bacon all between a bun with tons of secret sauce. Mmmmmm..... BTW…I’m not kidding, this actually exists.

I always wondered why McDonald's doesn’t call a double quarter-pounder a half-pounder.

Hahahah!!! That's awesome!!! I would totally go there!

Oh yeah, I know I bombed the grammar and mechanics, I have a natural skill for that. Also since I draw cartoons all the time I write in all Capps, so in order for me to show capitalization I had to make capital letters really big and everything else real tiny.

Well, it looks to me like there's going to be some kind of competition between Mack and Intamin in the future. I'm just amazed really, this ride looks better than allot of Intamin launchers so far.

Today we had the PSSAs (Pennsylvania Standardized test something...) and we had to write about an invention that changed people’s lives so I rote about coasters and even quoted Mark Shapiro!

I find that racist!

That's a pretty good route planned out, but your completely missing Holiday World and Six flags Kentucky Kingdom, and the route you planned goes almost directly through them. You've definitely got to check out those two parks, they both have really friendly staff and are really enjoyable. Definitely two parks you don't want to miss.

MER! I don't want to do my homework!!!!

Wow, I'm so glad they finally re-made the map. These ones look much better! Their old ones were terrible and confused people, but what I'm still trying to figure out is why Six Flags did this now, with the economy in the toilet and other problems. I’m glad they finally did it but I still think they should really be economizing right now.

Yeah, I guess I could but I actually prefer hand drawn animation over flash. Ive made a few animations myself but they don't have any dialogue, except for this one that was a school project. I would love to do more, but I can't get any voice talents. So for now I guess I'm focusing on cartoons and comic strips, but eventually when I have more resources I'm going to evolve past those.

Awesome! So will we just have to fill out some spaces and then print it out?

Most digital Cameras have a night setting and the more advance cameras have an option where you can adjust the shutter speed. But the key to great night pictures is to have a Tripod. You may look like a big geek (like me) carrying one around a park at night but that is the price you pay if you want good night pics. JEFF AWESOME! Luckily I'm also one of the geeks who carries tripods around, but I'm mostly into video, however I got a new camcorder with amazing still features and a night feature, so I'll have to try that sometime.

But are you in New Zeland?

New Sunday! This one turned out better than I expected, so I’m going to put it at the top of my syndicate package. The other five Sundays I’m using are the Logic/Baseball one, Art Class, Aqua Tube/sue, Guitar Hero, and Plutonium dog food. Now I just need to make a ton of dailies and a cover letter, and I'll be on my way!

Thanks! I wanna have an animated TV show one day.

FREEBIRD!!!!!!