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I’m definitely going to be there, bright and early. I have even more to look up for now! I'm hitting up ET first thing for sure. I have long Simi-frizzy hair and will probably be wearing an El Toro T-shirt.

That's what this whole thread has been. After all, now that Vince is in jail he can't slap his troubles away all day.

Awesome panorama: Maverick!

Not sure, but I do know who posted 500 pages ago from your post!

But do you like applesauce?

Yes, hahaha. Apparently they both went to the hospital because the prostitute bit part of his tongue off and he beat the boring tuna out of her boring life. Either way, I think no matter if either of them try to sue each other, they both deserve to go to jail because they're both incredibly stupid. They were both taking part in prostitution and both physically assaulted each other. I hope they get locked up because they must be setting very bad examples to people, after all we need to beware of ShamWOW imitators...

^ Yeah, he really slap chopped her up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html Mug Shot: I swear, This is not an early April fools joke.

Word to the big bird.

Talon Yes it was quite a leap…especially since I was afraid to ride Laser earlier that the day.

You should consult that with your therapist.

This video series will be extremely helpful to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5aSpg9NB0E here's part 2 through 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOTcr7lHJFg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldjpjNCw1Ug&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V9qR1v6h0&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibaWYXNt-Ss&feature=related

Because you often come in contact with the Men in Black but don't remember it. ...and who do you think split the dogs head...in half...?

I think the pop ups would be more successful if they had a time delay on them, sort of like when you put your mouse over a windows icon for more than 2 seconds information pops up. I remember it was frustrating moving your mouse down a list of topics and having 25 boxes flickering at you, but I did like the idea of the boxes.

I used to never be able to pronounce Eeanjankia, until I heard Chuck say it in the Fuji-Q video. I actually didn't even realize he said the name at first because I never tried comprehending what it sounded like. Now I can finally say EEE-an-JANI-KA

No, I mean it never gets old knowing that there are people out there stupid enough to think there’s a purpose to posting every smiley in a row. hahaha.

Carlos Mencia is an idiot. He had a joke once where he said he went to Magic Mountain and rode "The Riddler" which is a SUSPENDED coaster where "your feet dangle". Now we know even celebrities can be GP.

I like the new boxes that pop up when you move your mouse over a topic though, Their pretty neat and useful.

My brother just called Aretha Franklin “Urethra Franklin”.

I used to always pronounce Intamin IN-TAM-IN but then one day I realized it’s INT-AMIN.

haha, I love when somebody posts every emoticon in a row. It never gets old.

Yes I mean your own posts, from a long time ago, just so we can all have a laugh about how much (or how little) you’ve changed. When I first got into coaster forums I could barley type or spell correctly, and the mods on the site I was on didn’t really care about spelling to much, so I got away with allot. Hahaha So yeah, basically any of your old posts that are dumb you can post here. It’s not so much about being about on other forums, in fact if some people don’t remember; you can post your old posts from TPR here. It’s more about laughing at yourself, that way other people can’t get any satisfaction when they try tell you how dumb you are! And yes… This is a spin off of a topic which is a spin off of another topic.

So, I was recently looking through some of my archived posts on a site that is now closed, but used to be my most active forum when I was a rambling, horrible-spelling 13-year-old and I had to laugh at allot of them, they were just too great. I figured it would be fun to have a topic where everyone can laugh at themselves and look back at their dumb moments that everyone else on TPR hasn’t seen before. You know, spread the stupidity over the roller coaster community, after all stupidity is a terrible thing to waste. So here are a couple of my favorite old posts of mine. They may be really badly spelled, asking something incredibly dumb, or just completely pointless. So without further a due, let stupid be as stupid does….wait, I got that quote wrong... Refering to Viper at SFGadv: About a year later: Really stupid rant:

Nice TR, I loved that one Manta shot!

You guys beat me to it, Superman the Escape and Hypersonic XLC. Hypersonic mostly for its obnoxious break run, but Superman for being louder than a mach 5 jet on that part before the tower.