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...unless you're a barracuda

^ Now it's Sam Cassel's!

Yes, if you google the word "Google" the information vortex will destroy the cyberspace universe. How does one make pickles?

Only at Bon Bon Land there would have been a fart festival and not a fart fight. So what would be the necessary steps for Efteling to establish peace among guests… a no fart policy?

yes, but a ldysexic hatseit cannot. What color is a polka-dot lobster?

Blemeo! What’s wrong with those stupid kids in the commercial who wouldn’t give the rabbit the cheep cereal?

WOW, I have to admit, I think it’s really cool the way the track is laid out between the stands and the raceway.

yay!!!!

Why can't we all refer to roller coasters as "kenetic sculptures?

When I was like, ten I went to this "nature park" in Mexico called Xelha and it was really great, they had two cliffs you could jump off of. It was a good 20- 25 foot drop. It was amazing.

If you stare at yourself in a mirror for more than 2 minuets you start to contemplate your existence and then feel really weird.

OMG I want to punch that woman in the head! She would not stop screaming, and all I wanted to hear was the onboard music! Does anyone have a POV with just the music?

I was at GADV on Sunday waiting for Toro when it gets stuck on the lift. that's when I hear one guys explanation as to why: "They're putting another car on the back to make it easier for dem people to get off"

I'm definitely interested in UK and the Europe add on. Now i just have to get some cash flowing my way... gotta get that cartoon syndicated.

Actuly, all of my bedsheets are made out of Please.

Post from SF GADV's Cyber Cafe!

Drown in the Now- The Crystal Method

What, This?

THEY'RE REALLY FURRY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M SO STARTELD!!!!!

Hahaha!!!! That was the greatest! I love what's written in his channel description:

When I saw this on the front page I honestly thought it was a car for a Whip at first.

Nope! It was Clayton Ravine! Haha, sorry I'm such a BTTF nerd.

I just realized that in the first Back to the Future movie, when Marty time travels for the first time, he's in the lot of Twin Pine Mall, but when he arrives in 1955, he's on a pine tree farm that's the name sake of the mall and while he's driving away from the farmer who's shooting at him, he runs over one of two pine trees at the farm's entrance. So when he comes back to 1985 to the same parking lot at the mall, it says "Lone Pine Mall".

...I wonder if they will be using any of the big fabric amoeba tunnels they were planning.

LOL! That was hillarious! I coudln't stop laughign at the "we so retarted that we think this is art"