BarryH

I've always wanted to do a R&E video parody called "Bobb and Alyssia Allbey's Coaster Season," but I can't find people who look like R&E!

^Now there's a pickup line... "I need to get laid to save me from creepy dreams!" Do you think it will work?

I don't understand... What's so creepy about some kid singing on the Revolution?

I've got 2 out of 3 videos ready!

All I have around me is the model volcanoes at the science fair! Oh well...I'm diving into Mt. Kalwackienunu tomorrow!

I had a weird dream about SFMM last night. Some kid was holding up the Revolution by singing "You Are My Sunshine" into the mic. Trains were stacking up left and right! It sounds like a typical day to me. The same night, I had a dream about dating Elissa. We were walking through Target and looking at those plug-in TV games. We were holding hands and kissing. Robb was working there and he had an employee smock on. Then Robb and I were holding hands and kissing. WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

I tried to sing it in the shower, but it sounded like a bag of cats. If you are going to record it, change the borrow 3 year old boys line and the Taxi Jam line to: "I need credits more and more I need a kid to ride the Taxi Jam" Thankie!

I've done a semi-rough version of the song: Montu I’ve rode Gwazi I’ve done Now it’s time for some Wacky Worm fun Hey, it’s an SLC You say that they’re the same Even with different names It adds to my count All just the well, I log them into Excel Rode all the Deja Vus And the Superman: Ultimate Flights They brought my credit count to newer heights I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam The seats may be too small I may be too tall But I will ride every coaster on Earth! 5 months to wait I sit at home Waiting for the opening of another Batman clone Boot up my PC Access RCDB Where is the nearest Jeepers to me? I called up my friend We wanted to go To Astroworld, you know, To ride the Serpent before the park closed Hey, look what I found There’s a Boomerang around No credit shall be turned down I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam I’m at 299 coasters, you see What will my 300th be? The High Speed Thrill Coaster, of course! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Vekoma skater time No kid needed according to the sign I’m waiting in the 60 minute line Does Journey to Atlantis count, my friend? It’s got the coaster part in the end How about Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls? It’s got a lift hill, after all Hey, why can’t you see? My hero is Elissa Alvey? Waive 5 bucks in front of the operator’s eyes Maybe he’ll let me take a ride There’s a Minor Mike A ‘Lil Shaver I like Here I found a Dragon Wagon I am in love They’re powered, I know But it’s still a credit, hey bro! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Visited the Six Flags Over Georgia park Visited American Adventures on a lark Now I’ve got a new credit to mark I am a credit whore I need credits more and more I saw a Fiesta Express My credit whoring is in excess But you do the same I just know!

Robb needs to set up a Karaoke machine so you can all sing the "Credit Whore" song!

I was humming a Robb Alvey song, to the tune of "Lola." It'll be like "Alvey, Robb, Robb, Robb, Robb, Alvey, Robb, Robb, Robb, Robb Alvey!" That's as far as I've gotten. "Weird Barry" H.

In between things like backing up data or waiting in the doctor's office, I've been writing the song "Credit Whore." It's to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi." Here are some lyrics. Let me know what you think! EDIT: Here is the semi-rough version: "Credit Whore" Parody by Barry H. Montu I’ve rode Gwazi I’ve done Now it’s time for some Wacky Worm fun Hey, it’s an SLC You say that they’re the same Even with different names It adds to my count All just the well, I log them into Excel Rode all the Deja Vus And the Superman: Ultimate Flights They brought my credit count to newer heights I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam The seats may be too small I may be too tall But I will ride every coaster on Earth! 5 months to wait I sit at home Waiting for the opening of another Batman clone Boot up my PC Access RCDB Where is the nearest Jeepers to me? I called up my friend We wanted to go To Astroworld, you know, To ride the Serpent before the park closed Hey, look what I found There’s a Boomerang around No credit shall be turned down I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam I’m at 299 coasters, you see What will my 300th be? The High Speed Thrill Coaster, of course! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Vekoma skater time No kid needed according to the sign I’m waiting in the 60 minute line Does Journey to Atlantis count, my friend? It’s got the coaster part in the end How about Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls? It’s got a lift hill, after all Hey, why can’t you see? My hero is Elissa Alvey? Waive 5 bucks in front of the operator’s eyes Maybe he’ll let me take a ride There’s a Minor Mike A ‘Lil Shaver I like Here I found a Dragon Wagon I am in love They’re powered, I know But it’s still a credit, hey bro! I am a credit whore I borrow three year old boys For a ride on the Taxi Jam Visited the Six Flags Over Georgia park Visited American Adventures on a lark Now I’ve got a new credit to mark I am a credit whore I need credits more and more I saw a Fiesta Express My credit whoring is in excess But you do the same I just know! Who has a garage band and wants to record it? I'll give you $1.95!

The China movie is actually pretty good. I think I've only seen the France movie three times. I fell asleep in it once! I think I snored and drooled too.

I hope someone at least saves the Cyclone. I never got to ride it because it was broken when I visited!

What's up with this?

Well, that was anti-climatic.

My credit whoredom has fallen to a new low. I rode Minor Mike at Celebration Station in Clearwater, FL. Man, I felt so dirty after riding it! The 6 foot drop was scarier than Millennium Force's first drop. The airtime on the first and only hill was incredible! I couldn't get the seatbelt buckled and I was afraid I would get ejected right out of the coaster. I would have fallen 5 feet and gotten a bruise! The ride op checked it and said I was OK, though. I thought I snuck pretty low when I rode the coasters at Uncle Bernie's, but the Minor Mike takes the cake! We also watched some of the ghetto Country Bears show in the eating area.

I was wondering...is Robb short for anything, like is it short for Robert, Bobby, Elissa's Ultimate Lover, etc.? Just curious...

What's up with this?

The high was 70 degrees in Florida. For all of you getting snow...

I was thinking of making my Florida license plate "HOTRDANHEL."

USF's ROTM USF's Jaws (that thing is hot, even on the other side of the boat!)

I got mine today! Whoo-hoo! I've only watched the DLP and Disney Studios sections, but they look good. So does Monica!

I think Kumba is a bit smoother with the new paint job.

I haven't read this book, but it might be worth checking out. It's called "Disney on a Dime." Here is the link: http://www.theotherorlando.com/disneyonadime.html

Here's a link to the survey, if you want to take a look. I don't think it was specifically targeted at me -- just anyone on Dollywood's e-mail list. http://websurveyor.net/l.dll/JGsD961C6E8C7lWD9sU225461J.htm