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^ Is the same age as I will be in 2043. v Is over 6'3

King Without a Crown- Matisyahu

Aw, C-? I knew her height had that certain.... potential..... that you were talking about all along, I just thought you meant she was flexible.

I thought you were talking about her being flexible, but now since I see you're talking about her height, now I know what you're talking about. Gnarly. She'd kill me if she knew about this conversation.

No, I know where you're going at. I wouldn't have mentioned that she was a gymnast if I didn't know why it was an advantage.

I always thought Twisted Sister was a joke, I mean, wow. I guess it's like scientology. It's completely ludicrous but still has a devoted following.

Yes, multiple times. Do you feel like I do?

Couldn't they fly over something more interesting than Alabama?

Wait, people actually like Twisted Sister?

Fun sized.... ha. I never looked at it that way. I wouldn't say "optimum height" if she's barely taller than my nipples, but she's "fun sized" so I guess that makes it all better.

Nah, he probably scared too many little kids. I'm going as a nerd. I'm wearing golf pants, brown boating shoes, and I'm getting an ugly sweatervest at Marshall's. Shall be fun.

I'm asking a girl to homecoming. She's pretty. And she's a gymnast. But she's 4'10. And I'm 5'11 so that could pose a problem....

I'm not sure I could handle this, but I chugged one of those plastic school lunch milk bottles filled to the top in 1.4 seconds. I'm an animal at chugging.

Yeah, saw them at the Tsongas Arena last Tuesday. I sat ten feet from a huge speaker and my hair was blowing back, it was so loud.

Golf in the rain is so fun

^ I met them last week.

After reading Communion, my answer is yes.

If Dispatch does a reunion show, I'm there. Even if it means I gotta go to Colorado. I wanna see the John Butler Trio next year. Same for AC/DC, since they'll obviously do a 2009 leg.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Huh? Neither has he!

^Cracked is the greatest site ever.

Haha, good one. I say Eddie Vedder.

Travis Barker and DJ AM are injured. But who cares about the four other people actually died in a fireball? Psh.

$3.49

^ I think by "making Titanic look like a picnic", he meant by the amount of effort he put into the projects. Apparently, Avatar has entire crews working around the clock on it. But I also agree that it's a dumb move that he wants to make it only 3-D. Cameron is saying by the release of the movie he wants 3-D projectors installed in 1,000- 1,500 theatres across the country. That's nowhere near the amount of theatres that huge movies like TDK, Iron Man, Indy 4, etc. were shown in. Even though TDK was a massive success, Iron Man and Indy only made around $310 million each in around 3,000 theatres over a period of two months. I know people who can't stand 3-D, either. I think the only way this movie can re-earn its budget is to put it in 3-D and regular format. Or Sigourney Weaver will die and this movie will be a huge, TDK- like tribute, leading to $$$$$$$$.

Cameron himself said that Avatar "makes Titanic look like a picnic"... so yeah, I guess that's saying something.