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Greg, Craig, whatever I liked the understatedness of Casino Royal, it was less about the gadgets and more about the Bond character.

^ has a Wii < has a Wii V did a Wii in their pants

Dogs lick themselves then lick your mouth.

more to the point, how stupid are the people that voted for him. Where are the udders on peanuts? Well, how else do they get peanut butter.

Whatever Reese wants Reese gets. Don't hassle Reese. In what level of the atmosphere is heaven located?

get a haircut and get a real job

What about a Milli Vanilli reunion? must be a very short cd

Tic Tac Toe is called Noughts and Crosses in Australia

No, it was a yellow submarine Is chocolate the same colour as poo so as to trick little kids into eating chocolate?

Won't it be a shortish concert? 3 x Yazoo songs + 3 Alison Moyet songs = 20 minutes max?

^ loves a ride that looks like Ninja < loves Ninja, except for the lift hill before the station which is an anticlimax v loves that Ninja rhymes with ginger

Because it would confuse Ryan Go right to the source and ask the horse He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed. Does that make Mr Ed a horse sausage?

So the Japanese are actually doing the world a favour by eating whales? Go Japan.

It was my 44th birthday on 19-Jan (yes, I'm an old fart), so my friend Peter and I decided to take a trip around the world. With beer. No visa required. Sorry the picture is not quite in order of drinking (but we were geographically constistent in our travels), the itinerary was: -Argentina -Namibia (yes, Namibia. It's in Africa. Wildebeest and stuff) -USA (you may have heard of it?) -Canada -Belgium -Germany -Poland -Ukraine (no, it didn't glow in the dark, although I might have later) -Russia -Thailand +2 bottles of red wine We were intending to head back to Australia via Sri Lanka, but lost our passport . Then it was time to go to bed (hey, with my wife, not Peter). A perfect end to yet another birthday to remind me how life is passing me by. Best beer - Samuel Adams - nice fresh piney flavour. Worst beer - De Verboden Frucht - from Belgium. Disgusting. Chunky. Terrible. Yucky. Awful. Not nice. I've thrown up more appetising beverages. Cheers, Brian Argentina, Canada, Thailand, Germany, Germany, Russia, Belgium, Belgium, Germany, USA, Namibia, Ukraine, Poland, Germany

Scientists prove that whales blowing air after surfacing contribute significantly to greenhouse gases, but everyone unfairly blames man made carbon emissions. Why?

2 old farts and 2 dead people Who are The What?

so blind people get to enjoy them too Do clown fish wear squirting flowers?

^ is one of the few TPR members older than me < loves cooking a curry (as we speak) v wears womens underwear

The number of my posts is finally higher than my age.

Black Pirate T-shirt from DCA which reads "The beatings will continue until morale improves" Brown Shorts No shoes

because 3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methamphetamine is too damned hard to say, let alone spell In Thunderbirds, did Parker ever have intimate relationships with Lady Penelope, and if not why not, after all he had the limo at his full disposal, and she was one hot supermarionette?

to give 11 year olds something to fanticise about Does John Travolta have the hots for Tom Cruise?

The Japanese Did Scientologists invent Journey to Atlantis?

Iraq When did the jokes in Xmas crackers (bon bons) stop being funny?

When Air New Zealand flies to the moon Where do flying shoes go?