onewheeled999

Here's a hard one that my church leader taught me: A man is in a skyscraper, in a room with no windows, and the only door is to an elevator. There are also three light switches in the room. The elevator has just enough power to go up to the 7th floor ONCE, but not down. He has to figure out which switch turns on the light on the 7th floor, for some strange reason. He can turn on and off all the switches, and has absolutely nothing with him, like a pocket knife or something like that. How does he figure out which switch turned the light on? If you didn't understand that, just ask.

^ Has a birthday two days after mine, different years. < Likes those blueberry Nutrigrain bars in grocery stores V Has a job

I'm not, I only get some symptoms in the morning, though. Have you played Dodgeball in October?

Ultra Twister

I only come here about twice a day. How many times have you worn a skirt, if you're a boy? If you're a girl, how many times have you worn baggy clothes?

Yep. I post just about every day. Do you have any kiddie parks in your hometown?

^ Likes building coasters out of paper < Doesn't know what you just said V Knows what the heck he said

Alpengeist

I can't stand the song 'Fergilicious' by Fergie, or 'Sexyback' by Justin Timberlake.

My class wants to see a picture of my halloween costume tomorrow... that should be fun, because I'm going as a girl.

Yes. No. I have no idea. I don't know anything about him. Have you gone to the bathroom in the past 20 minutes?

UPDATE!!!! I am no longer going to be a lame consruction worker. I am now going to be... A Girl! I'm totally serious, my sister let me borrow the skirt, the jacket, the makeup, everything! Also, my friend is going to be a Fudgum. You know, the guy from the Dominoes commercial.

I liked thunderstorms, until I went to summer camp and they closed down every fun thing, from the zipline to the giant tire swing just because of some really loud thunder. But I still like them a little bit!

I'm wearing a skirt, a white tank top, a light blue jacket, a golden belt, and a blond wig. It's my halloween costume, I'm dressing up as a Girl! And yes, I'm a boy.

I'm happy that Halloween is in less than 24 hours. I'm sad that I have school on and the day after Halloween.

Nope. I don't. But I get them every once in a while. Do you have a middle-school yearbook?

^ Wants to go to Cedar Point in Spring of 2007 < Doesn't know how to make donuts V Is addicted to Sour Patch Kids

I'm not trying to be racist or anything, but I'm sick of how when black people come into my class, they see how stupid the other ones act and begin to imitate them, even though they were completely normal when they entered the class. I'm not saying that every black person acts stupid, just most of the ones in my class.

Not yet... Do you know how to jump up a curb on a scooter?

I got the lamest costume ever, since I couldn't find a good costume. I am going to be an *OFFICIAL* Teichert construction worker. My dad is bringing home a bunch of equipment that are really for construction workers.

Giant Dipper, Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. I think it began operating in 1924, according to RCDB.

One. My house key. How many straight episodes of Spongebob can you take before you explode?

Besides when they'll come to take over the earth in 2157, yes. Are you listening to music?

I'm not sure, but I'm sure I have had at least 1. How many people do you know that have been on television?

^ Is wrong, I only have one teacher < My teacher is awesome! V His/Her teacher(s) is awesome