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In Weird Al Yankovic's song 'Nature Trail to Hell', there's a line that, when played backwards, says "Satan eats Cheez Whiz". Wow.

Im posting this from my RAZR!

I got a diabolo today from Sacramento's County Fair. It's awesome, I've already learned how to toss it in the air and catch it, along with just spinning it. Awesome.

I love being D-Track at my elementary school. I promoted from 6th grade on Friday, while everybody else has to wait another month. Ha ha ha ha ha, AB&C tracks! You have to do work while I'm on vacation!

No. But my dad has. Have you ever been to Europe?

I'm currently renting TH: Downhill Jam and Cooking Mama: Cook Off from Hollywood video. Downhill Jam is pretty fun, with a wide variety of courses and types of levels, unique characters, and awesome multiplayer. However, Cooking Mama didn't meet the guidelines for a 'great' game. It has pretty good controls, but they don't quite tell you very much in the beginning of each stage. The multiplayer, which I haven't tried, would probably be pretty neat. So, in all, it's just okay.

1. What is your best friend's Mum's name? I have no idea. 2. What body part do you hate? Toes. I don't know why, but they're just useless to me. 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Probably Mrs. Carroll, my 5th grade teacher. 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? Nope, unfortunately. 5. What body part do you wash first? Hair 6. Do you have any piercings? No 7. Have you ever had withdrawal symptoms from fast food? I only eat fast food, like, once every two weeks, so no. 8. Is your driveway steep? Somewhat, but not as steep as some San Francisco streets. 9. What's your favourite flavoured Pringles? I think they're called Cheezums. Yummy, chips with cheese flavor. 10. Have you ever been tied up? Yes, I've been tied to a pole by my sweatshirt sleeves. Don't ask. 11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for? Never been grounded before, luckily. 12. Have you ever thrown up over something you've treasured? Nope, and I'm glad. 13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Never been on a date. 14. How many times have you been cursed at? I'd have to say about 50. And that's just this year. 15. Which shoe do you put on first? Left. Every time, for some reason. 17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Nope 18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits? I don't think so.... 19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Blond hair. I don't know why. 20. Where's the most random place you've ever woken up in? Underneath my friend Trevor. We were sleeping on a fold-out bed, far apart. He rolled across in his sleep and I woke up with him physically on top of me. 21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Nope 22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? My grandma 23. Have you ever had a song written about you? Unfortunately, no. 24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you choose? Bath towel. You can just hang it out to dry. I drool on my bed sheets, anyway. 25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Yeah, my dad's little toy crash test dummy sitting on a tiny doll toilet. My dad's weird. 26. What was your childhood nickname? Wolverine is my baseball nickname. Sharky was my preschool nickname. I still don't understand why those girls called me that. 27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Today, when I heard the song 'Face Down' by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Sadly, no. 29. Have you ever groped someone before and then yelled 'stop groping me'? No. I don't even know what grope means. 30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Yep. Strange habit. 31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies? I twist the sides apart and then lick out the frosting. Then I eat the cookies plain. That, or I drown the entire cookie in a glass of milk and eat it. 32. have you ever stopped in the middle of the street to do the YMCA? Strangely, no. 33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others? Sing. 34. Have you ever tried to kiss a policeman/fireman/nurse? Nope. 35. Have you ever randomly gone up to someone and asked for their picture/autograph/moblie number? Nope. But I should try that next time I go to a social event! 36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I don't know.....I've never had a drink... 37. Why are you doing this survey? 'Cuz it sounded like fun. 38. Have you ever got into your birthday suit while drunk? Never been drunk. 39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch. Weird habit. 40. Do you have any strange phobias? Yeah, I'm freaked out by animal heads mounted on walls. I had a hard time getting into Texas Roadhouse. -shivers-

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I got a dark gray RAZR yesterday. It's one of the newer models, with the cellular video, MP3 player, and other cool stuff. It's awesome.

Oh, dear God. What has the world come to when they start testing RATS with a 'natural male enhancement' pill?!?! My question is how the heck they came up with this unusual idea.

I'm just waiting for them to make a wii software that can command your television, like when changing channels and using the guide. It would be pretty cool with the motion controls and most buttons. That would be pretty useful, but kinda stupid.

I just came up with some kind of contest for bored College students. All participants would get $10, and go to a Dollar Tree or 99 cent store, and buy as much as they can. Then, they would sell it all on eBay. Whoever gets the most money from the sales wins! Note that this came from a random moment of pure insanity.

^ Heh, that show is my favorite cartoon since a few days ago.

I can't stand the sound of a fork being scratched against the bottom of a pot. *cringes* That's why I use a spoon when making mac-n-cheese.

^ Here you go: I love you. < Is eating a cookie from my local Mr. Pickles V Hasn't eaten a cookie today.

My sister found this video a while ago. Pay no attention to the part in the beginning. http://youtube.com/watch?v=C1Ak-jWrQnc I just love the taste of D's nuts!

Seriously... How the heck does this thread keep popping up, and stay popular?!?!

Charleston Chew at Longs Drugs. I can't resist these delicious things. I think it cost around $.80 or something like that.

I'm talking to you... So does that count? Have you been to a carnival in this past month?

-twitching uncontrollably- Too.....Much.......GLUE.....Too.........Much................GLUUUUUUUE!!! Sorry. Inside joke between me and my friends. I can't figure out why Tyler loves to sniff glue during Art.

Um... I'm not familiar with the series at all, so no. Do you think the PS3 is way too overrated?

I saw the full video for the new Linkin Park single on Fuse today. It be awesome. Arrrrrrrgh.

Yes. More work, but also more pretty. I like pretty things. Do you have a Mac?

^ I'm on 3-4. I also find the game pretty simple. Dude, bowser's way too easy. It's like the Jaguar in Kingdom Hearts: I wouldn't even count it as a boss!

Albino Black Sheep Strikes Again. Awesome Walkie Talkie Man Music Video