onewheeled999

Here's my try, I did the text with my eyes open: kitty.bmp NO COMMENT NEEDED

I'm 12. My first fake roller coaster was The Dragon at my local kiddie park called Funderland. My first real coaster was Matterhorn at Disneyland Resort, CA.

I wish my title was like that (HINT HINT)

Crap. Kidtums has been to more parks than I have in my entire 12 years of my life! I'M SO PATHETIC!

I got Spectrobes for the DS yesterday. I have heard some bad reviews and some good ones, and so far I think it's pretty good. The gameplay can get a bit repetitive really quickly, but it's pretty awesome.

Does anybody remember that stupid-looking movie last year, Monster House? I saw it last night at my friends house, expecting it to the be the worst CGI movie ever created. But, after the final scene, I was amazed. A sad storyline, good action, suspense, all tied up with a giant house that eats people. What could be better? I would give this movie 9/10, since there were too many times they tried as hard as they could to be funny, yet it was just juvenile and stupid. But everything else was pretty good

^ Thanks for the tip, I'll have to do that soon. Has anybody played Heatseeker? I've heard it is terrible, but that's from people who have been playing and rating games for years. I want to hear some reviews from TPR Wiiers.

I have made 2 threads in this forum. They have both been locked. Yet, the threads that already existed never showed up on the search... dangit.

Yay for backwards songs! This is Hilarious!

After using the search function, I could not find a thread like this. Correct me if I'm wrong. It's simple: Just post how you found Theme Park Review. I found it by googling 'roller coaster', and found this animation. Since this was a couple years ago, I was about 10, and I found it hilarious, and I checked out the rest of the site. And a year and a half later, I joined TPR.

Hmm... I'm trying to remember if I've posted here before. My home park is Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. Haven't been there since last August, and haven't seen the new theming.

Yaaaaaaaay. Dead thread back from the graveyard. My favorite hobby is Juggling. I've been doing it since I was 5, and am just starting to use a Diabolo!

I am going to a homework burning party in 20 minutes! My church ROCKS!

^ Is awesome < Is awesomer V Is boring

Nope. Yay for Sacramento! Are you a fan of Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends?

[Hello, welcome to FredFredBurger, home of the FredFredBurger. May I take your order?] "Yes, I'll have 18 super deluxe ultra mega FredFredBurger silly meals, and a 9999999999oz Coke. Oh, and can I get some extra minutes on my cell phone?" [How many minutes?] "Um... 600." [so, you want 18 SDUM FFB SM's, a 9x10oz. Coke, and 600 minutes for your cell phone? Will there be anything else?] "That's correct... and no, that's it." [That will be $32.62, please pull up to the pay window.] Yay for super spontaneous bursts of intense, insane randomness!

Has anybody else had their Wii make a loud buzzing sound while playing a game, having the screen freeze, and the power button not doing anything? It's happened to me twice, and both times the only way to solve it is unplugging your Wii, losing all the precious data that you didn't have a chance to save.

Beef Teriyaki. It's SO a 10/10 on the Fergilicious scale. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Eh, the theming looks really good, but the ride is just kinda "meh". It just seems like one big curve, with a twist and an airtime hill in the beginning. It's just my opinion, but besides the fact that you're going really fast, it looks pretty boring.

Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz sucks. Bad controls, no storyline, uncreative levels (except for the bosses), insanely hard bosses thanks to controls, and insanely smart AI in 1-player minigames. Wow. YAY! 500th Post! Woooooo!

I have become obsessed with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. It's such a stupid show, but I can't stop watching it. It's awesome.

You Give Love a Bad Name -- Blake Lewis (of American Idol fame) I just bought it 2 minutes ago! His best song, in my opinion.

I have 49 songs on my iPod Nano. You dont suck. I DO.

A smoothie from Juice It Up, about $4.

My only piece of advice is to get as close as possible to the source of your signal. If you don't know where it is, like if you're at a McDonalds, just ask where it is and find a seat as close as possible to it. That's all I know.