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I just had a flashback of that Trojan Olympics Video with the girl doing the pole vault... No ya don't. (sigh) Let me give you a visual... Please note the above picture. Using your imagination, hopefully you see the the optimum level height if she's standing. Get it now?

^Guys, do I really have to spell it out for him? He's not getting it. Somebody help me out! Terry

^Hey! I resent that! My hands don't look like that! Those hands certainly doesn't seem like a 15 year old. Puberty hit him but good! Guard your children! Anyway, I'm debating getting an ipod touch this week. But I'm waiting until next Tuesday to decide. Apple is releasing new macbooks next week! Terry

Your poll doesn't have the mine train! That's one of the best rides, especially sitting backwards! Terry

Silly boy, She's about at the optimum height! If you're thinking about this correctly, there is no problem! But then again, you're too young to think about those advantages... fun sized indeed! Terry "Head in the gutter" Weaver

Netscape 9 (Windows): yes HA! You want to try Voyager, OmniWeb or Amaya 2? Terry

So to summarize: Firefox v2 or lower (mac, Vista, XP): yes Firefox v3 (Windows or Mac): No Safari (Windows, Mac): No Chrome (Windows): No Opera (Windows): No IE 6: No IE 7: No So if you have these same configurations, you probably don't need to post whether or not you see them. After about 6 pages, they probably have the gist of what is and isn't working. Terry

Robb, I think you do need Firefox v2 to view the other two videos. I can see all three using Firefox 2 on the mac (10.5.4). Safari was a no-go. Terry

Just the first video. Internet Explorer 6 and Firefox 3. I can try Mac Safari later. Terry

^Robb, Two quick questions: 1) Is that a record that just occurred? 2) Would he had been better off posting that in the "Random Thoughts" thread? I think that's probably where he should have posted it. If I was gone for a while, I think that's where I would put it to let everyone know I'm still alive. It's better than creating a whole new thread or posting it in the wrong thread. Oh and can we chip in now to buy a TPR cake for his sweet 16? Nevermind, it don't matter, bless his heart. Terry

A 23 year old pulled over for driving too slow? That's a first! You're lucky they didn't give you a ticket for impeding the flow of traffic. Keep up grandpa! Terry

^I found the website that has streaming video of the contest and dvds coming soon. I have to decide if it's really worth paying to relive that pageant just to see a few seconds of me ignoring the "dragon". But back on subject, I actually like vanilla soymilk so I would be interested in seeing it in ice cream. I did some searching and there are quite a few recipes. I'm surprised no one has a soy brand of ice cream. Terry

Don't know how we got to the "wearing my clothes" part, but I realized the guy I'm dating had my TPR Midwest Trip shirt on yesterday! I gotta get that back tonight; it's one of my prized possessions! Ok, he looked cute in it, but that's beside the point. Terry

Ok, now it's sounding passive/aggressive. You're an advocate against drinking milk and telling us all the reasons not to drink it, but you're not pushing it on anyone? I got that right, didn't I? Ok.... Anyway, I remember a fashion show where PETA protesters jumped on the runway to protest one of the models (I forgot her name). She proceeded to model the heck out of that garment in front of them, giving them "careless disregard" until security pulled them down. My friends and I saw it and we collectively said "Work b@tch." Terry

^Yeah I had apple pie a la mode yesterday for my cheat day. I had to sneak it in before I went back to work though because I was with my friend that was on a diet. It was bad enough that I was eating her favorite food, french fries, but as soon as I looked at the dessert menu and inquired about the pies, the dominatrix in her jumped out and I got cursed out! Guess that chicken salad wasn't working for her. The names that I got called! I couldn't do anything but belly laugh at the table. But as soon as I dropped her off, I stopped by the mall and got me a sweet snack. Terry

^Then don't drink it. You have that choice; I have friends that love to drink milk so who am I to interfere? Personally I can't have too much dairy so I substitute vanilla soy milk. Can they make vanilla soy ice cream? PETA would have sounded better making that argument. Suggesting "Tigobittie's Best" is not one of their brighter moments. Terry

^I don't want to even think about how breast milk tastes. I bet there's some dads that want to give it a try though. My friend said her boyfriend was trying to get in on the babies' action (she had twins and her breasts got HUGE.). "Boy! This is for the babies!" He said "The doctor said you ain't Pevely. Give them their formula!" A hot mammary mess. Terry

My roommate gave me a coupon for a box of Luvs. My other friend couldn't stop laughing. "We cruisin day care now?" Me and my big mouth. See, that's what I get for saying I don't want a 21 year old. Now he's trying to move in! I put a halt to that and he started pouting. Since when did I have a kid? Granted, we have great moments (considering I'm a big a$$ed kid); but I'm not used to having someone just being around for hours. He was in the car and he looked at me and said "Yeah you got off work and this is your quiet time." Then he just sat there quiet for 20 minutes before I started talking. Uh oh. Terry "Just call me Papi" Weaver

^You know what, it's better to be paranoid about someone than to not act and find out the worst later. That way you can't say you didn't try.

Dating feels babysitting and I should be going to the store to get Pampers.

I came home from work just to see the transformer near the house explode and the power go out. So it was "Little House of the Prairie" night with candles and a electric lantern. Terry

Our company went to year round casual instead of just the summer. The slacks and business shirts can go into storage! Terry

I wasn't ready! People in the office were wondering why I was belly laughing! Robb are you trying to drop it like it's hot? That's my territory! Terry

^Hot mama is more like it. Terry

^Don't drink it if it comes from Pam. It's already spoiled. Terry