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^Have you ever been to the Southwest? Yes, this whole place was an awesome sand farm

Where do I begin? This place is awesome in so many ways. Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Farm is located near Picacho Peak in Arizona off the I-10. In this farm you can feed and pet deer, goats, DONKEYS, crazy over-fed Lorikeets and you can even feed the insane, dumb bird...the Ostrich. Here's the photo's from our experience at this crazy place. Enjoy! Here it is in all it's glory! Holy hell! The Ostrich are already on a feeding frenzy. Let's come back later and feed them. Let's go and find something else to feed! Oh look at the cute deer. Let's feed them first. The deer in the upper left is doing his business...remember that as it comes back later! They are about to break through the fence and take the food from me. Look at their crazy eyes! Close-up of the deer. Look in the upper left corner...see something familiar? Time for Cassie to feed them. They nearly ripped the cup out of her hand! Now the rest of the deer know we have food and they are coming over for something to eat At least is enjoying herself while feeding the deer. Some other animals later were not so nice to her. We will get to that shortly A few things going on in this picture. The main deer is eating the fence trying to get out and take the food from us. The deer on the left is about to lick the deer's butt infront of him. And of course the deer in the upper left is still taking a piss. Another deer came over to check on him to make sure he was okay. Seriously, it seemed like that deer hadn't peed in about a month Ok, last deer feeding pic. More animals need food Oh geez. They are done feeding and looking for their nextt victim. Quick, run away from them and toward another animal! Oh my god! It's a mutant goat with two heads! WTF! This is the hole in the wall gang. Goats poke their heads out of the holes and you feed them. You were supposed to throw it at them but they were too stupid and wouldn't catch it so I went up and fed them by hand See all the food pellets on the ground? They weren't very good at catching the food Just feed them right out of the cup until they try to eat the cup Two levels of goats that were starving! Actually feeding them by hand wasn't so bad...they were very gentle in taking the pellets off my hand Oh dear God. Now they are trying to eat cups. I am not ready to feed them yet. They are still too crazy! Time to feed the TPR Mascot! They are such sweet animals. Each donkey basically stayed in one place and they wanted you to come to them. They were awesome! They wouldn't let you feed them by hand but you put the food pellets in a trough infront of them and you got to pet them while they ate Hey! Look at the sign! Ostrich Bite! Thanks for telling me. I'm not feeding these dumb birds if they are going to bite! This one is checking me out. These things were a lot taller than I thought they would be. They were about 8-9 feet tall. I did feed the ostrich but I fed it the cheap way by throwing it over the fence and in the trough. Although I did beg one right in the face and it was a glorious moment. These over-fed, huge Lorikeets were not so nice to Cassie. As soon as she walked in with nectar they literally attacked her and she threw her nectar on the ground and tried to run away. This picture is her trying to run away but the one on her shoulder was biting her ear. I DO NOT RECOMMEND FEEDING THESE BIRDS! Ostrich Egg! Unfortunately you could only buy the egg shell so not omelets tonight for dinner! Next time we come we are stealing this thing and are going to drive over the Ostrich Well, that was the exciting Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Farm. If you are ever traveling on the I-10 to Tucson and pass by Picacho Peak I highly recommend this roadside attraction.

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Sweet! March 15th! Great date and a great birthday present to myself! I'm super excited if you couldn't tell from the !!!!

I am extremely excited for this! I can't wait to sign up for Club TPR! You guys are freaking AWESOME! Jimmy "Excited for Club TPR. Boo-Ya" Bo

I just got back from the mountains and I'm glad to hear that everyone is alright. That's seriously crazy that no alarms or sprinklers went off. Maybe they'll be smart and not put a fireplace in the new Clubhouse. Jimmy "Many TPR memories in the Clubhouse" Bo

Great video! Great park! Great song! This video makes the video I used with the Mika song look like crap. I can't wait to get my DVD and watch it several times like I have all your Coaster Expedition DVD's. You guys really are great at editing these videos and making sure to include everyone on the trip having a blast. Graet job guys. Jimmy "Can't wait for the DVD!" Bo

Sent in my money today for Coaster Expedition 13! Can't wait to get it! Great video guys! You both just keep impressing me with the great videos you guys keep making. Jimmy "Jealous of your video editing talents" Bo

In Vegas one time at about 2am, me and my friends were stumbling back to our hotel room and this guy in front of us was groping ladies butts as he passed them. Then he groped the wrong chick! This goth looking girl was groped by this guy and then she pulled out a knife and stabbed the guy in the side. I kid you not! We were too drunk to remember that site. The lady ran off and then guy stumbled in front of a bar that was closing outside Paris and they called the police. As we passed by the guys entire side was covered in blood. One minute later an ambulance was screaming down the Strip! 2 morals of the story...1) If you're a chick always carry a knife so you can stab the guy who touched you and 2) If you're a dude, don't feel up chicks butts in Vegas at 2am but you can get away with it in Tower of Terror! Jimmy "My two pesos" Bo

I put my pre-order in and can't wait to receive the DVD. Toverland was an amazing park and that ERT session was NUTS! And who could forget that song!?!? Troy TROY! Jimmy "TROY!" Bo

^Isn't there a huge Ford Manufacturing Plant there or did that go under too. High school and College kids can work heavy machinery. I had a great time on my visit to SFKK back in 2006. I hope to see some of the coasters moved around the country. Maybe T2 can make a pit stop in Tucson...I bet the heat will make the ride run better.

Me and the wifey are very very interested in the Australia trip! Can't wait to go to the land down under!

The commercial sneek peak is as long as a yawn...it didn't show much. I can't wait for the real commercial except if that's the real commercial. Jimmy "Lord of the Rings is better" Bo

If they kept a wooden coaster maybe they can give it a really sweet paint job and make the supports look like Lego Bricks. Sure that will take a lot of detail and a lot of time but I think it might look cool. Jimmy "I've always loved my home park Legoland California" Bo

As long as they have Captain E.O. running year round I think the park will be a smash hit!

I have to agree with you on the Animal Kingdom being a beautiful park. I was blown away at how amazing that park was and how well they mixed the exhibits with rides and theming. Disney really knows how to make beautiful parks. Great pictures! It makes me want to go back to WDW Jimmy "Missing WDW already" Bo

I might do this if I ever win big in Vegas. And by winning big I mean a comp at a hotel for two nights and nightclub passes...then I might jump off the Strat.

You should have Jurassic Park IV: Loose in las Vegas. That would be freaking sweet! Also, if you guys ever need any help with filming anything I'm only an hour away in Tucson and can help you guys with an extra camera. Can't wait to see the stuff this year! JimmyBo

Favorite new coaster Nemesis Favorite new ride Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom Favorite new park Alton Towers Most memorable park moment Getting upgraded to V.I.P. seats for Fantasmic at Hollywood Studios Most memorable coaster moment The amazing air-time on Peach Treet coaster at Schnepf Farms in AZ Best ERT session Nighttime ERT at Magic Mountain during West Coast Bash 2009 Least favorite coaster Desert Strom at Castle's N Coasters Least favorite ride Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom Least favorite park Castle's N Coasters Your favorite TPR moment Getting to hang out with old friends at West Coast Bash and sitting next to Big Mike on the first TPR trip on the first day The decade's biggest flop California Adventure The decade's biggest success Paramount Parks in selling off all their parks to a company that was sold off too The best meal you've had at a park Yak and Yeti deliciousness The worst meal you've had at a park Does not eating at a park because everything looked disgusting count? In that case, Castle's N Coasters Best park turnaround Six Flags Maic Mountain Worst park turnaround Holiday World...that's right...I said it What was the biggest trend of this past decade? Going on Theme Park Review Trips Thank you Robb and Elissa for everything you have done this past decade for Theme Park Review... the website, the videos, the trips...everything has been amazing and thank you guys so much! Jimmy "Now it's time to start drinking and bring in the New Year" Bo

These are some great pictures Derek. It kind of makes me wish I went for the holiday season and not Halloween season. Oh well, your pictures are good enough. Glad you got the credit whore credits and Dole Whip is AMAZING! Jimmy "No beer pictures? WTF!?!?!" Bo

I beat Big Mike in his football league by 1 point. Sorry Big Man but it's time that JimmyBo shall beat the Big Man. I am famous in another way that some of you may think is hokey and stupid but now Big Mike can share the honor with me. My mom is an incredible scrapbooker and she publishes for scrapbooking magazines across the country. Next summers big page features the Big Man and myself so now Big Mike can share the fame in the scrapbooking world. Jimmy "Stills loves the Big Man" Bo Big Mike and JimmyBo will be featured in next summers issue with this page

Day 5: Disney's Hollywood Studios Part 2 Toy Story Mania was a blast. We were very lucky because the line was about 2 hours long but a nice couple gave us their FastPass tickets before we were able to get them and we walked right on. Even though I kicked Cassie's butt in the score she still thought that was one of the most fun rides she's been on. Star Tours hurts. End of story. The Beauty and the Beast musical was entertaining. I was fortunate enough to see the Broadway musical when it was in LA a long time ago. I honestly don't remember how long ago it was but I remember it being amazing and just incredible. This was nothing like that but they still put on a good show. Plus Belle had a great voice and the lucky Prince got to kiss her. Best Cast Member Award goes to the little old man who gave Cassie and I reserved seating for Fantasmic. We were walking up to the theater and this little old guy saw our Mickey and Minnie ears and escorted us to the reserved seating. We had no one in front of us and they were great seats. Thank you old man who's name I forgot. After Fantaszmic's stage burnt to the ground it was time for our Honeymoon to be over. We hitched a ride back on the best airlines ever (Southwest) and started our new married life. Thanks for reading now comment Umm...is the stage suppose to stay on fire like that? Then fireworks go off and all is good in Imagination Land Mickey does one last bit of playing with water (He doesn't get out much) More fireworks Now everyone steals the ferry boat from Spalsh Mountain and rides it around the lake Mickey's sword just came Fire, water, earth, wind...where's Captain Planet? Mickey tries to save the day with water. I guess Mickey is a firefighter at heart Fire is hot. You touch fire and you burn Burn lake burn! Poor Mickey is about to get owned by fire dragon (and no, not the one from Islands of Adventure) Then here comes the dragon who is about to reek hell on earth Now more water awesomeness and then all the prince's and princesses come out and party Now some crazy looking apes came out in a dark light and I felt like I was on Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds More water playing. What is the difference between a mouse and a rat? Anyone? Mickey comes out and starts playing with water. Do Mice like water? That's right...we are now cooler than Big Mike because we got the hook ups. We were pretty stoked we got upgrading to awesome seats on our last night Alright, time for Fantazmic and here are our seats Thank god the prince didn't have a "Priest during the wedding in Little Mermaid" moment. If you don't know what I mean then...well...I got nothing. Now they dance and belle has on her evening dress Now Gaston comes out and wants to "Kill the Beast". Side Note: No Gaston's were killed during the show What do you think they are reading? Gardening? Cooking? How to clean clocks? Porn? Belle realizing she loves a big, hairy beast Wow...that guy's ugly. Down in front ugly man! Everyone's on stage now. Side Note...Chip is awesome! Everyone got involved and Belle sure can kick high One thing from the Broadway show was the song Be Our Guest was amazing and nearly got a standing ovation. This rendition of the song was pretty amazing for the size stage they had I'm amazed how large the characters are compared to Belle because that is not a normal sized Candlestick, clock, or teapot Seriously...the guy who played him was amazing and hilarious. He was doing hip thrusts during his song toward Belle and the audience Here's Gaston...he was awesome and I want to be like him. As for the guy on the ground with his butt facing Gaston...I don't want to be like him and he should be ashamed of himself Here's Belle...she was hot...and she could sing On our way to the Beauty and the BEAST theater

Day 5: Disney's Hollywood Studios Part 1 Boy has this place changed since the last time I was here. It was MGM Studios last time I visited, it didn't have a giant Mickey hat right in front of the Chinese Theater, Backlot Tour actually had a Backlot, no Rockin Rockafeller Center Roller Coaster and no Lights, Motors, it was boring. The great movie ride was the same...outdated animatronic. Good Tower was running better than I remembered it being and Cassie was extremely surprised by it. She's been on the one in DCA and I told her this one was better and she didn't believe me. Then we rode it...lots of times. Lights, Motors, Action has an amazing opening. The Ballet Chase scene was long and awesome. But me being an action junkie wanted the show to keep going and not have people explain whats going on. I don't care what you are about to do...just do it! You can do it! Rockin Rollercoaster was awesome. This was my first Vekoma launchy daunchy flippy clone coaster and it had a very nice layout. I still find the Premeir Launch Flight of Fear coasters to be more intense but this ride was still fun. Then there's the Sci Fi Dine In where we ate lunch and the food was great and we got to watch old school horror movie trailers. Neat-O Man! Pictures for the people who hate reading The cars as seen from inside the great lunch Dine In Next up: Day 5 Disney's Hollywood Studios Part 5 with Fantasmic and some lucky guy kissing Belle! It was themed to a Drive In Theater and they had old school horror movie trailers and play old school MGM cartoons. Yes ladies and gentlemen...you read that right...MGM cartoons. Not Disney in Disney's Hollywood Studios but MGM in Disney's Hollywood Studios Here's your "table" car inside Time for lunch and time for lunch inside cuz it's another record high today in Florida Rockin Roller Coaster. It Rocks, It Rolls, It's...Aerosmith? Really? Oh well...still a fun ride Here's all the crew and stuntmen. Again, I thought they could have kept the pacing a little faster for this show Utter destruction at the end of the show The finale was awesome but it happened so fast that this was the only picture I got of the awesomeness That's what you call a black guy on fire Guy skidding toward certain death: "Did I fill out my insurance pepers this morning? Nope. Crap! I'm done for" The white guy even had a ginger jetski and the black guys had a black jetski. This shows that gingers can jump After watching the near misses again and again and began to wonder if one of the cars accidentally moved slighlty to either side. It would make for interesting entertainment Now after the ballet chase and about 20 minutes of talking they got into another chase...this time with black cars and a guy wearing white...again, not racists at all Instead it was Herbie and I was a little bummed. Guy: "Imagine Lindsey Lohan doing the crab walk naked." Girl: "What?" Guy: "Just do this for me!" Name the TV show They said that had a special guest car (get it...car instead of star...I know, I didn't get it either) and I thought it was going to be Lindsey Lohan Car jump over the cameraman The giner nearly escapes the blacks The smell of burnt rubber Ok, here we go. Ballet Chase where the red car is the good guy and the black cars are the bad guys. So the gingers are good and the blacks are bad...that's not racists at all! Follow the yellow brick road. Have you ever wonderred where the red brick road goes? Watch the movie and ask yourself that question. You'll freak out throughout the rest of the movie wishing they went on the red brick road It's my mother-in-law! I would hate to be the mucnhkin popping his head out of the sewer. What kind of little person lives in the sewer system? I wonder if he smells. Do you know a munchkin killed himself on the set of Wizard of OZ and you can see it in the original release. Pretty freaky, huh? Not as freaky as living in the sewer. Think of all the rats. I guess rodent lovers like the sewers. But then there's cockroaches and crocs...and I'm not talking about the shoe wearing crocs I'm talking about the animal. Anyway, munchkin's rock! Hug a munchkin today! Now starring Will Smith...it's Casablacka It's an incredible journey through movies made by MGM yet this park is called Disney's Hollywood Studios and not MGM Studios. Cassie has a thing for the movie Mary Poppins so she took a picture of the horse. Hello Good Tower...you are good. Me likey your goodness that makes DCA look like badness Last day, last time we have to wait for the bus at our resort

Day 4: Epcot Part 2 Finding Nemo ride was better than Disneyland...End of that story. The aquarium was amazing and there were great colors all around. I liked what they did with the place mainly because I don't remember what it looked like before. The Land section had Soarin which was the same thing as the DCA version. Being with a lady I was forced to go on the Land Boat ride through the greenhouse and whatnot. It was...umm...neat. I never knew that the best concert I will have ever seen would be at Epcot during this trip. Cassie and I were so fortunate to experience the Eat to the Beat concert series with Boys II Men. Ok...these guys are like 38-40 now and the main singer left the group because he was...I'm not going to say he was good but he was better than the rest. These guys still sucked as much as they did back when I was in High School. Funny thing was singing all these moms there with there husbands and kids rocking out and the kids had no idea what they were experiencing. It was amazing. Here's my rant about Illuminations. I did not enjoy it one bit. Our seats were great but the show lacked. The first but was great with all the fire and explosions but as soon as they brought the slow moving globe out they lost my attention. Last time I was there they had a show where each country had it's own little bit and it was cool to see each country lit up and then shoot there own stuff off. Wishes at Magic Kingdom was better. Pictures are worth a thousand pesos Finale End. Next up: Disney's Hollywood MGM Studios Part 1 with Lights, Motors I've seen Better and a great place for lunch Finale 2 (seriously...a weak finale) Finale 1 Getting ready for a pretty weak finale compared to Magic Kingdom 2 days earlier ?nrettap a ees...ebolg...skrowerif...ebolg...skroweriF Fireworks...globe...fireworks...globe...see a pattern? At this very moment I became very uninterested with the rest of the show. IMO, the show at Port Aventura was better then this show Fire makes men horny...it's science Now that is a fireball in which we felt the heat. One person's eyebrows burned off next to us they screamed in pain and jumped in the water. Then MEGASHARK came and ate them but GIANT COCKROACH defeated MEGASHARK. How...use your imaginAAAAAtion More explosions = cool opening Illuminations started off with a bang...literally GIANT COCKROACH VS MEGASHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS VS BOYS II MEN in a tag team battle royal to the death. Cassie's waiting for the show to start until something nearly attacked her! What was it.... Strawberry Crepes are the way to go. "Just say I love Crepes...or if you say I love really thin pancakes that is a fair compromise don't you think?" Time to stake our seats out for Illuminations So to end this awesome concert I will say this in all seriousness... This concert blew! Cassie: "Why are they so good?" Jim: "It's all a blur to me cuz I've been drinking around Epcot" Cassie: "What are their names and where is the main singer" Jim: "I thought their names were Men 4 Boys and I think the main singer is in jail cuz he was 40 and sang a suggestive song too close to a minor and they arrested him" If I knew any lyrics to any songs they would go here. Instead I will leave it up to your imagination... imaaaagination... imgajajajajajanation... image nation... to think of some lyrics and feel free to post some. I will award the greatest lyrics to the most creative and you will get special recognition If I knew who this was I would say "This is (insert name here) singing to all the taken ladies out there with there husbands and kids Our reaction to how amazing this concert is going to be This place was packed for the first showing so we came early to the second showing to get prime seats. The stage was by far the fanciest of stages around the world. Nothing compares to this experience That's right ladies and gentlemen...it's the best concert I ever experienced. It's like 20 times better than Metallica and Godsmack and maybe 50x better than Michael Buble Now that is a lot of lemonade World's Hottest Pepper should be used in Robb's Ice Wings at WCB this year! Cinderlla is cool because she has a pumpkin named after her. I want a squash named after me and call it JimmySquash Alligators make good jerky Flowers. Give a girl flowers often because they like them. If you end up finding a girl that doesn't like flowers then you are one of the lucky ones because you will save over $2,000 in your lifetime for not buying them flowers...lucky bastards This is an Atrium on the very fast flowing boat ride in the Land Area. This boat ride has rapids and waterfalls and you get drenched on it Sea horses are like the aliens of the ocean...I got nothing else to say except Paranormal Activity is hyped up way too much and don't see it There are 3 fish in this picture. If you can find them then you get a prize thats cooler than Big Mike's prizes for finding his hidden duckies Nemo and the cleaning crab guy Which ones the real eye! This is Mr Eel. He says what's up. He has a boring life. He lives in a rock and doesn't get out much. His brother is in Super Mario 64 and has never been the same. He really wanted to keep the star off his butt but Mario kept stealing it from him. Now Mr. Eel stays in his rock because he doesn't want to end up like his brother and have little Italian plumbers stealing his star from behind Nemo and Da-Da-Da-Dori This is a shark. It eats Nemo NEMO! Ladies and gentlemen...I present to you the cuddlefish. This is eatable in China and they were serving it at Port Aventura in Spain. Colorful OMFG!! A hidden freakin Mickey! My life is soooooooo complete now "Are you turtle enough for the turtle club...turtle" Name the movie with Dana Carvey and 1)You win a prize and 2)You are sad and pathetic for knowing the movie This is a Manitee or what we call a Sea Cow. Or what some people call Meg from Family Guy Diver was cleaning the fish poo Mine...Mine...Mine...Oh how these guys crack me up and tickle me with their stupidity Dori, Cassie, Jim, Nemo's Dad, Nemo and rock Nemo was bette than the DCA version because we didn't have to deal with the hot and smelly subs

First things first...Dave, yes we experienced the awesomeness of Dinosaur. I think if I closed my eyes and covered my ears it would have been a better experience. That was by far one of the greatest Imagineering feets ever accomplished! Day 4: Epcot Part 1 Epcot was very different from the last time I was there but it was still a blast. I was very bummed they changed the Journey to Imagination ride...that was a classic. Mission Space was entertaining but we did the less intense one becuase Cassie gets sick with those types of rides. Universe of Energy with Ellen and Bill Nye the Science Guy was awful...I want those 45 minutes of my life back. The food and wine festival was going on and being on the dining plan we ate our way around Epcot with all the snacks we wanted. I kept telling telling Cassie I took her to Japan, Paris, and Italy for our honeymoon...she was not entertained. Onto the pics This was the only picture of the Journey to Imagination. This was a great ride when I was about 10 and it still had the creepy guy in the flying ballon bike thing. Now this ride is topped by South Park when they sing the Imagination song. If you haven't seen that episode then go on YouTube and type in "South Park Imagination Song" Listen and then come back here and post of the forums how awesome that song is. Next up: Epcot Part 2 and Boyz II Men (no joke!) Canada...home of Jim Carrey and no one else that funny. Not even Martin Short I was trying to call Lou but she never answered her phone. Oh well. Jolly Jolly Jolly An English Pub. Oh how I remember these during the TPR UK Trip. BTW! If you want to enjoy a real English Pub experience then go on the TPR UK Tour next year. AMAZING! Winnie the Pooh was hitting on Cassie and I punched him in the face after this picture. More British stuff to sow the Brits that America tries to replicate there architecture Bloody Ol England. Jolly Jolly Jolly Morocco...apparently this is wear Aladdin is from but who cares about him...this is where Jasmine is from! Cassie and Pocky. These things are delicious and if you haven't had them then fly to Japan and buy some Coi pond. I wish I could have a fishing pole and fish for my dinner I think this thing is a Pagota but I could be wrong. If I am wrong then that's the first time in my entire life that I have been wrong. If I'm right then that goes to show you that I am a genius Japan and Cassie. Side Note: Cassie was born in Japan but is not Japanese. How does that work? You figure it out I told Cassie I'd take her to Italy on our Honeymoon. She didn't find it funny when she found out it wasn't the real Italy PARTIAL MALE NUDITY IN AMERICA! If this statue was somewhere in Europe, King Triton would be in the nude. What is with Europeans and nude statues? Answers please! Dude...we made it to Italy Beef Stew kills vegetarians...it's a fact. If you don't believe then take it out with Chuck Norris Then we ate at Vienna... We had some other great food from Munich. I belive this is where we had some sort of pretzel sausage or something along that line I missed Soren by a couple years Velkom to Germany Welcome to China. This is Bejing where the Olympics were held. They should add the Bird's Nest to the world showcase. They would have more visitors than they do now When I was a kid I thought Maelstrom was great. After being on some other great water rides in Europe *cough* Valhalla *cough* this was pretty lame Scenery around Epcot's World Showcase. This is Norway Pierogi is amazing. This was probably my favorite of the snacks we had Food and Wine Festival = AWESOME! Snacks are the way to eat around Epcot. Poland had some delicious eats Mexico...been there...done that...next First ride was Mission Space and was pretty entertaining. We did the less intense one but it was still fun. Epcot...Big giant white ball