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Thanks for the kind words and comments guys. I wasn't able to keep the report going yesterday since College Gameday was here in Tucson for the UofA football game. After Tailgating all day and going to the game (which was amazing even though my home team lost in 2OT) I was pretty whipped. I'll try and keep the report coming as best as I can.

Day 3: Animal Kingdom Part 2 Expedition Everest jumped to my favorite roller coaster at a Disney Park. This ride was amazing. Although the Yeti animatronic wasn't working (Cassie didn't even see it the first time and I had to point it out to her the second time) it was still entertaining. The backward bit was really fun. Finding Nemo the Musical was very good. If you haven't seen it then I highly recommend seeing it. The puppets and voices and actors were all really great. Again, the puppets were amazing. We ate at the Yak and Yeti and I must say that it was a nice change of food compared to burgers and fries. It was very good and once again it was free because of the Dining Plan. The parade was...ummm...interesting... After we were done with Animal Kingdom we went and saw La Nouba. I've seen 3 Cirque shows and this one ranks #1 in my book. This was truly amazing. Cassie and I were even part of the pre-show with the clowns. Quite entertaining. Our seats were amazing. If you love Cirque shows then this is one you can't miss. We got back and we had another basket waiting for us. This time it was fruit and more chocolates. Next up: Epcot Part 1...Food and Wine Festival! Not a very good picture but definitely very good seats...8 rows up and in the center The theater from outside looks stunning That night we got dressed up for La Nouba And Mickey ends the parade Pluto was even in the parade. I don't remember seeing him at all at the Magic Kingdom Donald points the way Daisy These guys are about to fight. I got my money on Timon mainly because he's awesome Goofy being Goofy like in A Goofy Movie Oh isn't Minnie just so cute Helloooooooooo stilt walkers Now is this Chip or Dale...if you know the answer then please post because I really want to know The rodents were out and causing mischeif Cassie watching the random and funky floats come by Funny story...we saw this newly wed couple at all the parks we were at. But obviously they were cooler than us because they got to be in a parade Oh look, we stumbled upon the parade. Rafiki starts it off I'm going to Dino-Rama and hopefully we can find our Dino...nope, not our Dino I wasn't quite sure why this was in this park. The dinosaur thing just seemed way out of wack and out of place. If they had real dinosaur exhibits then this would fit right in. But Dino-Rama...seriously!?! Cassie's meal Best lunch on the trip...food at the Yak and Yeti Inside the theater there are bubbles along the walls and Nemo swims though some of them every now and then We were first in line. Although Cassie's foot is over the line...she's lucky the door didn't smack her foot when it opened Finding Nemo the Musical Theatre If you haven't been to Animal Kingdom...there is a giant lake in the middle. This is that lake More monkey's just monkeying around This bird posed for a picture Can you spot the Tiger? More scenery along the Tiger Walk More animals grazing out in the field More tigers resting. Maybe this Tiger just got fed and is in food coma The scenery around the Tiger exhibit I think this Tiger knows it's feeding time Bats are creepy and awesome as long as they don't attack your face The very top of Everest Entrance. Want to meet a Yeti? They should have a Yeti character roaming the park...that would freak kids out There's Everest off in the distance. Not as tall as the real Everest but it has a better ride More monkeys playing around. I really liked how they had animal exhibits along the main pathways... it was very unique Underneath the Tree was It's Tough to be a Bug. These are our sexy 3D glasses The Tree of Life. Tons of animals carved into the tree

Day 3: Animal Kingdom Part 1 Cassie and I love animals. We love zoos. We keep telling ourselves that we should start our own "Zoo Review" and travel to all different zoos around the world. I even asked Cassie to marry me in front of flamingos at the Phoenix Zoo. We am I telling you all this? Well, because this is Animal Kingdom and it was probably our favorite park out of parks we visited at WDW. True, there aren't a lot of attractions but the scenery and atmosphere was amazing. Kilimanjaro Safari's was an excellent way to start off the day. This Safari has so many different animals and all of them were active when we went in the morning. Rafiki's Planet Watch was interesting to see behind the scenes work that Disney does to keep this "Zoo" running and entertaining to all guests and animals. Picture Time There's a lizard right there keeping his eye on Jiminey cricket and thinking to himself, "Mmmmm...food" Next up: Animal Kingdom Part 2 It's a cricket! Watch out for lizards Jiminey It's Rafiki himself! Entrance to Planet Watch Rafiki is cool...he shows us the way to go Taking the train which shows you the enclosures for animals when they go to bed at night Time to take the train the Rafiki's Planet Watch More Gorillas in their habitat Gorilla just eating food and chillin cuz it's so dang hot A fat Timon keeping an eye out for Pumba Timon and his buddies playing around Long neck = food in high places There's a hippo in there somewhere...can you spot him? After the Safari we took one of the trails that showcased more animals. These guys were pretty funny jumping all over the ropes Geyser explosion! Drive fast! Lions chillin in the shade The super rare White Rhino Flamingo Pond This elephant was all by himself...he's an outcast Roaming elephants off in the distance This bridge almost collapsed but we survived Mandrill sitting on his very colorful butt Wildebeast hiding from predaters This little guy made us stop the tour for a bit waiting for him to cross Eat eat eat...all they do is eat More Animals along with a termite mound Animal in the brush Hippos with birds on their backs Vultures are awesome Here's a bird...he's just chillin Off on the Safari Goofy starts off the day Entrance to awesomeness Here we are at the Animal Kingdom. Forecast for today...Sticky and Muggy with a temp of 94 and 95% humidity

Day 2: Magic Kingdom Part 2 Big Thunder was awesome and the Bride room in the Haunted Mansion was eerie and creepy and awesome all at the same time! The parades and fireworks at Magic Kingdom were amazing. In my opinion (and I might be in the minority here) I think the Wishes fireworks display was better than Illuminations at Epcot...but there will be more on that later during the Epcot update. I was excited to see the Spectromagic Parade because it brought back memories of the Electrical Parade at Disneyland. Finale 2 Next up: Animal Kingdom Part 1 Finale 1 Getting ready for the finale Just...wow! STUNNING! NICE! Wish upon a star AWESOME! WOW! BOOM! BAM! Now it's time for the Wishes Fireworks show. Unfortunately I was unable to take a picture of TinkerBell but she flew from the top of the castle to...well...I don't know where she ended up but it was still pretty cool Donald is still better than Mickey Three little pigs...mmmmm...pork ribs! Another great Fantasia Sequence. This guy creeped me out when I was a kid and watched it on Halloween Best Fantasia Sequence ever! Here comes the ship to ram into Ursela's belly Ursela was awesome! Fishes on display Peacock! Mickey showing us that he is The Mouse! The trumpets sound as the parade follows SpectroMagic has begun! Main Street is all lit up for the parade about to start This is a thing of beauty Castle at night. I can't say this enough...this castle was amazing! Castle with the sun almost down Castle at Dusk Haunted Mansion with the howling dog. Side note: This was taken from Tom Sawyer's Island which was really fun a seriously brought the kid back in myself and Cassie. No Pirates Lair crap...just Tom Sawyer Big Thunder = awesome and seemed a lot faster than it's brother in California George W. Bush's boots The Hall of Presidents. Now I'm sure you all are wondering why we sat through this amazing show with all the presidents of the USA including the new President Obama. Well, it was hot outside and thi splace had air conditioning and both of us were tired. I slept a good 15 minutes during this show only to wake up to see the newest president speak. Anything that was before that is a total blur. Got the timer to finally work on the camera. Here's the castle with two sexy people in front Parade is over and everyone lived Happily Ever After Ummm...eerie and creepy defines this picture Peter Pan showing Wendy the way to go to Neverland Ranch Apu is awesome. I love this little guy in Aladdin Minnie is awesome. Although Cassie and I were wondering if Minnie and Mickey are a couple, friends, borther and sister, or just dating? Cassie sitting in the shade during the parade. It was only a record high 92 plus 95% humidty that day Yay! We are in time for a Parade about Dreams. Woo!

Day 2: Magic Kingdom Part 1 Magic Kingdom is trying to be like Disneyland but both Cassie and I like Disneyland better. I just felt there was more stuff at Disneyland than Magic Kingdom. Although MK did have some enjoyable rides that are not found at DL. Last time I went to MK there was Alien Encounter which literally scared me so much I didn't want to ride anything else in Tomorrowland. Now they have Stitch's Great Escape in it's place they still kept the same uncomfortable seating arrangements. That was not an enjoyable ride. The MILF Comedy Club was hilarious. They kept picking on this poor guy and kept playing along with it...it was great entertainment. Then there was Mickey's Philarmagic which was surprisingly good. Lots of good effects with 3D and such. Oh and one more thing...the castle at MK is taller than the one at DL. Ok, picture time Cassie doesn't look too sure of my driving. Next up...Part 2 of Magic Kingdom Is this bumper cars? Can I bump the people in front of me? Time for some scenic driving A view of Tomorrowland from the People Mover Space Mountain was still in it's rehab when we went there so this was all I got to see of this ride. Luckily I have ridden it before. On the People Mover...can't do this at Disneyland Another picture of the castle just because it's that awesome It looked pretty cool when it was all done There was an artist in Tomorrowland "drawing" characters with water on the asphalt The grand finale of It's A Small World...time to wake up However...they have my favorite animal. Ladies and Gentlemen it's the Duck-Billed Platypus holding it's egg. Seriously, an amazing animal. If there was a show on Discovery dedicated to this animal I would watch it every day If you haven't seen the Family Guy were Stewie goes to Disney World then you need to. These little people are freaky Time for a 10 minute power nap on the Small World boat Small World was a little disappointing because the front was indoors. The one at Disneyland is massive and amazing at night and during the Holiday season Now all I need is a ball and chain and this would be a great picture of a newly wed husband Wait for it...wait for it... ...the back side of water! Wow...it's gets me every time Animals everywhere! Is that a real elephant like the ones at Animal Kingdom? Jungle Cruise is always entertaining. Interesting fact: Both my Uncle's work on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland back in the 70's. Now you know more about me. Cassie's vail flowing in the breeze on Aladdin's Magic Carpet Dumbo Rip-off ride Just one of the many pictures of the castle that will be taken today Wow! Now that is a Castle! Decorations on Main Street Wait...where's the castle? I can hardly see it. Is it really as tiny as Disneyland's? Scenery around the park. This guy was a Phillies fan The rodents were out too. The characters came out to greet us The Magic Kingdom Railroad Main Sreet Station Waiting for the park to open MK was decorated for Halloween Jim's breakfast of champions...I'm eating Mickey. That might sound disturbing...it is. Wow...what is this weather? Don't get too much in Arizona. Is this fog? WTF!! Wearing our ears and off to the park

Back in late October yours truly tied the knot and what better way to celebrate a Honeymoon then go to Walt Disney World. My wife, Cassie, and I spent a week in Florida during its awesome heat wave and experienced two record setting high temperatures. Coming from Arizona where it's a dry heat, this humid thing was a little uncomfortable for us but we still managed to have a blast. Cassie had never been to Walt Disney World and the last time I went was a month before Test Track opened at Epcot about 11 or so years ago. They still had Alien Encounter at Magic Kingdom which scared that crap out of me, they didn't have Mission Space or Nemo and Friends at Epcot, Disney's Hollywood Studios was still called MGM Studios and the dumb looking giant hat wasn't in front of the Chinese Theater. Needless to say...this was a new experience for both of us. Day 1: We arrived in Orlando, took a private sedan to Disney's Caribbean Beach Resort, walked around the Resort and then hitched a ride on the WDW Buses to Downtown Disney and walked around there. This was a new experience for both of us and it seemed a lot bigger than the one at Disneyland. At least I got a full rack of Ribs. Next up...Part 1 of Magic Kingdom Then we were not excited and a little grossed out by having a naked Mel Gibson stare at us throughout all of dinner. Dear Plant Hollywood, Why do you have this creepy thing? Seriously, It's freakin disturbing and no one really likes the movie it's from! What movie is it from you ask? Forever Young. Yeah, exactly! What movie? Who remembers that movie? It had Frodo Baggins in it before he went through puberty. And we were both excited to see Herbie flying I was excited they had the bus from "Speed" which was one of my all-time favorite action movies Cassie was super excited they had the "Father of the Bride" wedding dress on display Inside and outside all Planet Hollywood's there are props and clothes from famous movies. This is the Boat Forrest Gump jumped off when he saw Lt. Dan on the docks. "That's my boat" I was a genius a got the Disney Dining Plan for us and it included Planet Hollywood so we ate in the giant planet. Got crabs? MEGASHARK. Now all we need is Giant Octopus and we got ourselves a battle royal This is the T-Rex restaurant. Not too exciting Lego Dragon seems way too excited. Down at Downtown Disney I made a friend with a mop. He was cool...very quiet but still very cool Although you were not aloud to swim in the lake because there are Gators in Florida. There was a huge lake right smack dab in the middle of the resort and it provided some amazing views. Disney's Carribean Beach Resort is split up into differnet "Islands". This was our "Island" and it was the place to be. Only important, cool people stay at Trinidad North. View from the room = amazing if you like no view Our room number. Nice thing about our room was that we didn't have any neighbors on any side of us. I guess they knew we were on our honeymoon Nemo and Dori swimming around the room Oh look, it's a towelog...Towel Dog Another note telling us how awesome we are Wow...corny One of the surprises I had for Cassie was our Mickey and Minnie Honeymoon ears waiting for us at the room...plus some champagne and chocolate Alright! We made it! I wonder if pirates roam the resort? Cassie's enjoying the ride Coming from Arizona we aren't used to green and water. This was definitely a nice site to see Private Sedan from the airport to the Resort.

If you want the best HD footage of some great coasters that you can't find anywhere else, not even on the Discovery Channel or Travel CHannel ynless it's Theme Park Review footage, then this DVD is right up your alley. The footage in both these DVD's was top notch and the editing (even though it says unedited) was amazing and even with no music it keeps you on the edge of your seat. Some great coasters that include the Canadian Mindbender were amazing and really makes me want to travel to these places to ride the rides. Seriously, great job guys because this was the most entertaining RAW volume outside of the defunct RAW. I still like the defunct RAW DVD because of the history buff in me but the HD and quality of footage on this one makes it top notch. Jimmy "RAW is amazing" Bo

I would love to see an all Japan RAW DVD because I don't know if I'll ever make it over there anytime soon. Also, I don't know if Japan has some crazy dark rides but if there aren't enough coaster POV's to plaster on the DVD maybe some wacked out dark rides can make the list. Just my thought but I am totally for an all Japan RAW DVD! Jimmy "Loves the RAW series" Bo

I spy a possible Boat Jump ride on that park map!

Come week 11 Big Man you are going down! I have my own cheerleader and and we are gunna beat you! Of course not being there for the live draft didn't help my roster but I plan on getting some key players by that point...so just watch your back Big Mike. Jimmy "The King of smack talk so watch out biatches" Bo

What about Flying Coasters and the Pretzel Loop? If you can go steeper than 90 degrees than a Pretzel Loop technically goes back on itself and comes right side up. Jimmy "Imagine a sitdown steel coaster with only a lap bar restraint with a pretzel loop" Bo

^I second Guy's statement...GO CHARGERS!

Hey Big Man, I'll be a cheerleader now since I couldn't get into the first league and I can't make it to the "Live" Draft for the second league. Jimmy "I'm the definition of a male cheerleader" Bo

I've defeated Big Mike in a shooting dark ride after no one has ever beaten him so I think I'm up for kicking some Big Mike @$$ at Fantasy Football. Count me in Big Man! Jimmy "The Big Man will fall" Bo

^On a side note about Summerhaven...the place hasn't been the same since the horrible Aspen fire in 2003. Half the town burnt down and my favorite pie shop closed it's doors earlier this summer. Not that many locals travel up there anymore which makes it great for tourists. And I think Nico's is the best Mexican food in the entire Southwest...hand down! If any of you plan on going to Schnepf Farms make sure you call ahead. You can't just show up and tell them to run the coaster. Big Mike Headquarters was in constant contact with Kerri and she was able to open it up just for us. They usually have it open to the public during the Fall when they have tons of events at the Farm.

The Fiddlesticks was the one on Elliott Road in Tempe. As for the one at Funtasticks in Tucson...it's taken and all mine! Jimmy "I get 400 of Big Mike's credits for getting him an extra credit at Fiddlesticks" Bo Funtasticks Mikestry Card

^ Three days in a row of over 100? Wow...that's nothing but I'm glad you got to experience a little bit of what it is like out here. To answer a question before about Fiddlesticks...Yes, it was the one on Elliott Road. Big Mike didn't even know about that coaster so my VIP status gave him some inside info and he was able to adjust his schedule to make a quick stop out there. As for Schnepf Farms...they heard the Big Mike Road Show was coming into town and she opened the farm up to us. Seriously, they ran the coaster for us for about 10 minutes and then we could walk all over the farm till we wanted to elave. It was a total blast. And the cost was free because we are sexy b*tches. If you aren't a sexy b*tch then you might have to pay.

Can't wait to see the whole trip report Big Man. This little preview gets me all excited inside. Glad you made it home safe and that Lucky Dog has his Lucky owner back!

^ Every month except end of May through beginning of September has beautiful weather. But I don't blame you for not wanting to come here during the summer. Big Mike was surprised by the heat when he was here. He said he'd rather have humidty. I laughed at him

A few things...I have a new #1 coaster in Arizona and it is called Peachtree Express and it is at Schnepf Farms. This little Farm took me by surprise and I think Jeff and Big Mike weren't expecting it to be as awesome either. Special thanks to Kerri and the Schnepfs for letting us hang out and walk around the farm. It was a great time. Onto the pics And thanks again to Big Mike for giving me something to do in the state of Arizona. I still get 400 of your credits Big Man The sun slowly sets in the West and this trip Report. Thanks to everyone that met up with The Big mike Road Show. Thanks to Kerri at Schnepf Farms for treating us like royalty. And thankfully Big Mike survived driving through a dust storm and a monsoon. Now it's time to head out of the Phoenix area and head back down to Tucson...where this awesome storm awaits us Sadly, it's time to leave Schnepf Farms but it was definitely the highlight of the day. Great and friendly people and an awesome coaster. It was just all around fun They even had a little playground for the youngens to run around in. This farm had it all. If I were a kid I would love to go here PeaCOCK "Three little pigs" houses. Sadly, the pigs were eaten by the wolf...there was a twist in this version Looking better than Jeff for being the same age Yep...read it and weep people. 1912...that's old. I could make a Jeff Johnson old joke year but I'm not going to. I'll leave that up to everyone else. "Hello....?" Donkey Punch! Lamb Chops tonight anyone? Goats are cool. And there is a cock in this picture as well...Can you find the cock? Not TPR Trip Report is complete with a picture of a jackass Walking around the farm. They have a long slide at the top of the hill The Bee is giving the international "peace" sign or is trying to be cool like Kristen They had a nice looking swing ride but it was too hot outside to operate. Keep in mind that they get most of their business during the Fall-Spring Time! One more pop of air before we check out the rest of the Farm 2 huge thumbs up for this awesome ride! Trying to keep my @$$ planted in the seat was near impossible. Big Mike taking his glorious ride at the front of the train Ejector air brings out the double and triple chins This little hill may not look like much but it gives you ejector air in the front and last row and floater air in the middle. Great air time on this thing. First turnaround...everyone is still in their seats...for now Oh My God! POV of the first drop! Don't let this first drop fool you...the back seat has some ejector air Now it's time we ride the main attraction Kerri telling us the history of the ride, how she bought, how they keep it up, how the designer and builder came out and rode it a year ago and was amazed how good it was. Great Q&A session There she is...in all her beauty. The Pachtree Express. This thing was wild! Coaster and swings? Wow...this was a lot more than I thought! What's that I see through the treees? A coaster? Crossing the tracks...we went from Southside playas to Northside stuck-ups Driving on the farm to the area where all the fun shall be had Time to hitch a ride in the Big Mike Road SHow rental car from hell...let's hope we survive Alright...time to roll out into the Farm Well kepted up green grass! That's not astro afro turf! Props to the Schnepfs for keeping that grass green We arrived at the Schnepf Farm Wedding house area. This area was really nice. If I ever got married on a farm I would get married here Dude...where the f*ck are we? Time to stock up for the ride out into the area that they call... Farmland! That is the face a true gentle Teddy Bear. If you know Big Mike, then you know what I'm talking about That is the face of someone who is having fun Big Mike and Jeff getting their credits No other Rolling Thunder Layout can beat this Rolling Thunder Layout The true credit of the trip. Rolling Thunder! I think this is the best Rolling Thunder in the history of Rolling Thunders Sea Dragon Wagon Pirate Ship Jumping Bouncy Things Miniature golf area 2...I heard this course has ninjas on it. If you like Ninjas (and who doesn't?) then this course is for you Miniature golf area 1 Here's the driving range. Oh, and season passes are a great deal if you like to bend over and take it up the...I'll stop there Fiddlestick's is a miniature golf place but it has a real driving range...dont believe me... Prizes you can win if you are really good at games or you are a sweet talker with the lady behind the counter Inside game area. It's not as impressive as Castles N Crappers but it gets the job done. Sadly though there will be no rematch of pinball because Big Mike was still so bitter that JimmyBo whooped his @$$ We are at Fiddler on the Roof Stickman's place.

So, it's been a year since my last Photo Trip Report because...well...nothing really happens out in the bloody hot hell that is Arizona. So when The Big Mike Road Show was touring into this lovely hot @$$ state, I decided to call into work sick and hang out with the Big Man. Fun Trivia...Big Mike was the first TPR member I sat next to on the bus on the very first TPR trip back in 2006 when we visited the UK. More Trivia...I am currently running on 2 hours of sleep and 6 Cherry Cokes. Another Trivia...Robb and Elissa are the greatest. Last Trivia...Everyone on TPR is awesome. Back to Arizona...train of thought lost...here's what happened that day... That's it for the rides at CnC and Enchanted Island... Next up, Fiddlestick's and Schnepf Farms which has the best coaster in Arizona! SPLOOSH! I wonder if that is a real word? Is Sploosh in the dictionary? Anyone know? Conversation: JimmyBo: "Big Mike, don't lean forward" Big Mike: "Alrighty dude, I'll lean forward." And then we never spoke again... Warning before the drop. I guess Big Mike better not lean forward like he did in Phantasialand when the entire wall of water soaked him and myself Log Flume was well themed. It was better than Splash Mountain which Jeff Johnson still counts as a credit and Big Mike does not. Therefore Jeff Johnson is the true credit whore There's a log under there somewhere. Lumberjacks are still searching for the missing log Sea Dragon Wagon Boat with 4 riders on it. It was super crowded at the park. Flying through the helix You definitely notice the Gold shirt on rides like this. Not to mention when there's only 2 riders you tend to see the Gold Big Mike is trying to hide behind the well placed Palm Tree How many Lift Hill shots have you seen from the back where the entire train takes up the lift hill? You said 5? Well...here is another one so deal with it Astro Afro Turf is the greenest grass you will ever see in Phoenix. Plus, throw your feet out of the train but keep your hands inside ERT = erotic rides today ERT on the Patriot Act was the best ERT I have ever had...besides every other ERT session on a TPR trip. Haven't been on a TPR trip yet? THEN SIGN UP! "Big Mike is here...everyone leave the coaster so he can have ERT" The Patriot Act doing it's thing...what is it's thing? You will go to jail if you knew The Patriot Act got it's own coaster I'm eating a homemade chocolate chip cookie...these guys are jealous Helix of death, doom, life, happiness, green, purple, awesome...I want a cookie That loop looks fine to me...what's so wrong with it? If you'd ridden it then you know why this coaster is so awesome! The tallest, fastest, steepest...blah blah blah...even with all the hype I'd still rather be sucker punched in the gut Alright...let's go to some rides Big Mike trying for a comeback on his last ball. But he only lost by a couple million points. Pinball heaven! I love pinball games. Since we were a little early before the rides opened Big Mike challeneged JimmyBo to a pinball match...Big Mistake for the Big man I wonder why they call it Castles N Coasters...I get the coasters part but not the Castles part. Anyone else know why it's Castles? Big Mike ready to ride the tallest, fastest, steepest, longest, most inversion coaster in the state of Arizona! Good use of the dumpster out inthe parking. It's like you don't even notice it Next up, Castles N Crappers So this is where the San Diego Chicken ended up...He's a sandwhich now. I guess all the pranks got him killed and made for good cooking. If you don't know who or what the San Diego Chicken is then google it and if you post a picture I will say "Well, done!" If you post a picture of you WITH the San Diego Chicken then I will say "Well done!!" After Enchanted Island it was time for breakfast, brunch, lunch, supper...whatever you call it where your from. Here in Arizona we call it food Hippo says, "Feed me trash and I will lick my chops because trash is good" It's so hot that this tiny wannabe Knott's Parachute Tower is burning up from the sun Seriously...warning infront of every ride. How hot is it outside? 10am and its already 101. Everyone....this is Jeff. Jeff is cool. He's so cool that he rode the Dragon Wagon and I took his picture instead of Big Mike. That's how cool Jeff is. Caution, Rides will burn your @$$ off unless you sit on a damp towel. No joke...they had damp towels for you to sit on "I like to eat small children." Here's the coaster...A Dragon Wagon. Standard wagon with a dragon This little park has won many awards mainly for kid themed stuff. It was very impressive Big Mike has reached the office and now time to use his charm to get the credit Employee entrance to the office Notice the "Enchanted Island Entrance" Sign. Yeah, we are going in the back entrance to talk to the manager so Big Mike can get his kiddie credit Behind the scenes of Big Mike doing his thing for the Big Mike Road Show Enchanted Island. Nice little kid park with a credit for those whores out there Cabadian Geese just chillin. The one on the far left just took a massive dump and lost 2 pounds...seriously The first amusement park was located in Encanto park which had green grass. If you've been to Phoenix and Tucson you know it's hard to find green grass. Alright, Starbucks time before all the coasters and craziness take place This one's for all the smokers out there because you are the butt of many jokes Blizzard Ahead! Yeah...I wish! And here is where Decades was suppose to be...Land For Sale. I guess we should expect the park to be open within the year Failed attempts at an amusement park still stand near the I-10 in Eloy (This was from a previous park, not from Decades) For those of you that care...this was the street that Decades Theme Park was suppose to be built near. It's in Eloy. It would have been better than Hard Rock Park We'll start off with myself driving 1 1/2 hours to meet the Big Man up in Phoenix...Woo

It was great hanging out with you yesterday Big Mike. Getting all the credits and getting two "surprises" at Schnepf Farms (If you were there you would know what I mean). Good luck on meeting aliens and hopefully you won't be driving through anymore dust storms or monsoon storms like we did yesterday! Thanks again to Big Mike and the others who showed up yesterday...it was a great day in the bloody hot hell of the US. Jimmy "I get 400 of Mike's credits" Bo

Looks like we'll hit Enchanted Village at 10am and then get breakfast afterward. Since CnC doesn't open till 12pm we'll have some time to get sit down and eat. Looks like it will be more like a brunch.

Big Mike is awesome and can't wait to hang out with the Big Man in a couple days. WOO! Jimmy "Big Mike is my hero that wears a yellow shirt" Bo

See you Wednesday at CnC