JimmyBo

Too bad Tucson is too damn hot in the summer to bring a theme park here. I think people might melt and be stuck to the seats on rides. That Decades Theme Park sure was a bust once the recession kicked in. But after seeing all those charts I was in shock that it said Arizona has 2 theme parks. What's the other "major" one besides Castles 'N Coasters? Jimmy "Tucson needs a theme park" Bo

How was Timber Terror backwards? I really enjoyed it when I rode it during the summer a couple years ago. That thing has some serious airtime! Too bad they didn't put Tremors or even Corkscrew backwards. Maybe they should put Aftershock backwards?!?!?!?! Jimmy "Aftershock backwards > Aftershock forwards" Bo

Holy Eff! This looks freaking insane! I will definitely have to make a trip back to Arlington and check this baby out once it opens up. Jimmy "Hopefully this ride won't suck as much as the Rangers in the World Series" Bo

Why cut your own legs off when you can ride an Intamin Drop Tower and let the snapped cable cut your legs off.

Oh my god Wisconsin looks freaking awesome! I might have to plan a trip there next year around this time because it looks so beautiful! I love cheese and cutting it so Wisconsin is right up my alley. I can't wait to see more of Wisconsin and all that it has to offer. I might have to watch TPR's Midwest Mayhem when they travel to the Dells and check out MORE that Wisconsin has. Seriously, that state looks like it has it ALL. Jimmy "Wisconsin is cheesy" Bo

Who needs theming at a park that has PINK THINGS! Seriously, the world doesn't care about theming or the worlds steepest drop on a wooden/steel/aqua coaster when there's PINK THINGS at the park! Jimmy "I love Pink Things" Bo

This sounds truly amazing! The wife and I are huge Zoo freaks and our favorite park at WDW was Animal Kingdom. When they add this attraction then we are going to book our flights and hotel (Animal Kingdom Lodge of course) and check this thing out. I agree with everyone else that hopefully they will let you bring your camera on the tour or even if they don't, hopefully they will have a professional photographer take photos of you and your family and not charge you an arm and a leg for it. We went on a zip-line tour in Mexico and we weren't aloud to take our cameras but they had guys taking our photos but then in the end they wanted over $100 for the photos. Maybe the "upcharge" price will be for the photos they take of you. Either way...I'm excited for this! Jimmy "Loves the Animal Kingdom" Bo

What will happen when the river finally decides to flood the entire park and it looks like Six Flags New Orleans? With that important question aside, my only experience on Texas Giant was bone bruising and back breaking so I am seriously excited for this new coaster to finally open. That first drop looks insane and the rest of the ride looks like some quality airtime will be experienced. Great pictures! Jimmy "Splash down would be freaking awesome!" Bo

^Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

Glad you guys had a blast in what has to be one of the most EPIC trip reports TPR has ever done. There was everything involved in this report including the freaking TPR mascot! Every trip report should have an @$$ in it somewhere. Glad to hear Kristen had a blast at some of the more ghetto parks. Usually more of the ghetto parks have more kid friendly rides. Hope the flight back is safe! Jimmy "Kristen has more country credits than any other kid her age" Bo

This report still sucks goat balls but it got a little better so donkey balls may have been sucked as well. Way to go! Jimmy "Very amusing comment about Snookie's who-ha" Bo

Thanks for sharing these photos. The only times I have been to Cedar Point is during Halloweekends and it looks like this year will be better than last. For some reason the scenery looks a lot more "dark" than previous years. No more campy big head characters running around. The effects look awesome. Jimmy "Cedar Point during Halloweekends is freakin awesome" Bo

This is by far one of the most EPIC and insane trip reports TPR has ever done. Oktoberfest looks amazing! and I'm so glad you documented everything that went on. This is so awesome. Seriously guys, this is the most I have been entertained on this site so far! Jimmy "Drinking a Sam Adams Oktoberfest just for you guys" Bo

This report so far sucks goat balls...not donkey balls but goat balls. And there's a goat in the first section to prove my statement that goat balls have been sucked. Jimmy "TRONorail is cooler than the TRON movie" Bo

So when can we expect another cake type show on TV starring you guys? Jimmy "I love good looking cakes" Bo

It's great to see a quality trip report of these parks with some amazing photos. Plus, your comment on the photos aren't boring and you keep me (the reader) very entertained. Job well done. Jimmy "Blame Canada" Bo

Chuck, you reports are always so awesome and the witty comments make me laugh every time I read them. Great pictures as well Chuck. It may just be me but it looks as if your picture taking is getting a lot better. Keep it up Chuck! Jimmy "Chuck is one of the funniest guys on TPR" Bo

This is an awesome report Erik! You truly got some great photos and I'm glad to read that your experiences in the park were great. Plus new credits are always a BONUS! Jimmy "Where are the videos Erik?" Bo

^Everyone should listen to Elissa...she's one smart SOB. Jimmy "SOB" Bo

This has to be one of the worst Trip Reports I have ever seen yet I seem I can't stop looking at it! It's like a fat person on a bull ride...it's not pretty to look at but you can't stop staring! Jimmy "This is the worst PTR ever!" Bo

I want to bust out my light sticks and take some meth. This ride sounds trippin. Jimmy "Meth user" Bo

I know this may be premature but I like being premature... When shall the people officially signed up for trips be able to access the private trip forums? Jimmy "Just curious" Bo

DAMN! This is amazing! Too bad I'll be hitting up every brewery in Portland, OR that weekend otherwise I would totally hit this event up. The price and the info makes this a freaking STEAL! I surely hope this will happen again next year and I'll definitely make a visit out there. Jimmy "Knott's Scary Farm is one of my favorite haunts" Bo

Expedition Ge-Force has my vote

Seriously, a Dog Fart coaster isn't wacky theming...it's completely normal! Jimmy "Dragon's Fury is the best spinning coaster in the world" Bo