jarmor

^ And you now have your CHAINLIFT!!! ...and you can thank me for that.

you can blame paramount for that...

Were those pictures taken with a cell phone by someone who has th shakes???

I'm a 7th grader. That made me laugh. Thanks for that. That made me feel better lol lol. Well before this thread gets closed I might as well contribute. I wonder if it will get a new color scheme.

IOA didnt have anything thing to do with HHN this year as well as last year. I kinda liked it better at IOA because of the small paths but then again the islands could only be themed to so much before looking kinda odd outside of the original theme. But I didnt hear if IOA was open for rides or not... The Kwik-e-mart is just a gift shop. Yeah I know sucks huh lol. I was hoping for a food stand serving hot dogs and ya know, gas station food but it is a git shop! And it is spiderman! My friend was all like "dang they even themed the express pass lines!" lol. You could have said something! I would have talked to you. I mean I am a celeb and all but I wouldnt have been a snob towards you! Heres to next year! It's funny you mention that...when I first got into the room I immediately went into the closet to see if robes were in it and it wasn't and I started complaining to my friend about portofino this and portifino that lol. He didnt understand being this is his first universal resort but I was mad there wasnt any robes for me to lounge around in...I liked royal pacific and it seemed to me more adults there than kids unlike portofino but I perfer portofino over it. Next stop Hardrock Hotel!!

I have only been to WDW and im from SC. FLA has soo much more to offer in the theme park world so I tend to hit WDW and universal at the same time.

Whew...I'm back. Now one thing we learn so far is that i'm getting fat and i'm about to be eaten alive...Oh yeah shout out to my friend who let me hold their camera. I mean it's no EOS but it did give me enough control over it. Look closely in the middle of the picture you can see my phone (Lg white chocolate). But IOA cant seem to find it! just a bunch of kids... They are filming Ace Ventura III. but of course no jim carey! Did I mention I love the buildings in toon lagoon This woman actually asked me who this was lol. I just laughed and told her it was wolverine but the original version...not the movie version! These are my hoes pimpin little boys for their milk money! side cobra roll... This guy scares me...and folks this will be it for HHN for there really wasn't anything to take pictures of. The drill teamer... Ok back to HHN... I tried to make him feel better by telling him that we love him...then right after that someone comes up and ask where his ride went lol no joke!! Awww...all he can do now is ride around on his bike thinking back on the past... Jack is back... Meh, give me harvest of the souls anytime! Huh... There...I got it. Whooaaa there fat boy cant hold on long huh! lol That dance move alone got me 27.00 and a half chewed stick of bubble yum! Nothing is better than pics of HHN...and me! I mean since this is a HHN trip report I might as well include pictures of it... The male version of brittany... Who needs a kwik-e-mart? I dooooooooooo "eat my shorts" Someone's been eating one too many scarabs lately... Now on to the studios... Now here is an attraction that doesnt get much attention You cell phone stealing beast! Not as camera friendly as me but really, who is? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! There it is... Almost got it... The black shirt mafia... Better... Getting there... Join me on a journey to get the perfect shot... What a way to start off the pictures...

Well since I get 2 days off a week I decided to do a power trip to universal orlando. I flew down thurs morning and was at the park by 11! This year was different for me since I was bringing a HHN virgin who always wanted to go but had never made it but I made sure it was gonna happen this year!! I wasn't really excited about hhn this year because of the conflicting story line this year. I mean it is themed to a "carnival" but al of the houses are movie based with the exception of clown-o-vision. Overall I had a fair time. Drunk for the first time at HHN and I found the drinks very cheap compared to the clubs I go to (and I go out alot!! ). I'm not one to get into all kinda house details but my fav house was was Nightmare. I got the most scares out of that house than all other houses combined. Overall it was a good trip until I dropped my cell phone on ice safey brakes and I have yet to hear they have retrieved my phone. I know it's my fault it dropped but seriously it is sitting right there on the brake run plain as day in eye sight and everyday I call I get a different story . Anyway on to the pictures Join me below to see if I can survive the dino's! They finally let adults ride w/o kids...but a 45 min line shinned me away. ...and who says you dont get wet at IOA! First time doing that shot...doesnt work well in my opinion I like the buildings in toon lagoon. My friends and me. name that ride! quarter cobra roll. for those who have never seen the inside of hulks station... The "greenery" at IOA is immaculate (if I spelled it wrong oh well!)! More on you later... to IOA I go... She gets paid to just lay there...I know a few other people with the same job description... My friend who I went with...didnt know I took that shot of him lol...SUCKER! Nice shot...well I think so. Oh yeah that "waterview" room...I guess when the hotel open it was a waterview but they need to update the status now. Looking back... fat man playing in the pool... The vegatation is everywhere... courtyard... mean while back at the ranch... Yep same price... Oh yeah my "water view" room. Nice motif though,... I like the portofino better...rooms seemed larger over there and the bathrooms are a full bath vs the split baths. The hall leading to the room... ...and another! 5 pictures into the PTR and you know I have to put one of me up lol! Courtyard again The main courtyard was done nicely. They even made it their business to have pacific people working at the hotel. I like the whole scheme of the hotel... I have never stayed here before but after staying at Portofino I decided to do a tour de resort. I start my photos off w/ this shot of Royal Pacific which i gonna be my home for the next day and a half...

It's amazing I post this video and get personal messages about how I don't "get it" about the coaster being unsafe and I must work for the park and all kinda crap. I even had one person go as far as leaving a meassage calling me a b!tch. Jarvis "in 2 months this will be a thing of the past" Morant!

I havent did this in a while so here is 2 shots of me...Im getting ready for HHN and I dont know what to wear so here is one of my options. I dont wanna seem like a HHN geek and wear an event shirt to the event but I like this concept right here and I think it looks cool! The shirt does something strange to me...I think I'm gonna paint my whole arm in this scheme. To be an easier target! Here I am in my dirty bathroom...

Didnt have to type it...just copy and pasted...just like you did the link!

Thanks for the pics...there are some sexy scaracters this year I see...may have to slip my number to some lol lol !

Meh...I dont count just like going to the parks and marvel at coasters...

Lol sucks you guys have to pay for parking. At the south carolina state fair it's always free...but I have to wonder... is that blues clues little distant cousin "clueless" clues!

Sheikra does it for me!

I feel sorry for your in box...

I wonder which one...probably dead silence

I'm goin 2 days before you and the day after you. C'mon Jarvis, first you say the 4th now it's the 18th? Don't you mean the 28th? I wanna be in the world famous Javris HHN video. I also figured I could get the last 2 when you're here, but I guess not, I see. I thought we was doggs. It just may be the day lol...just found out today that I have a jury trial I have to be at during "the week of oct 15th"! So I was like uhhh...what day and she was like I dunno so I called the poc and got her voice mail. I just may have to as for a continuation for the trial or else...well, im not going...to the trial that is lol lol.

it's actually the truck thingy with the headlights flashing...that takes you to the page with the map.

What ever happen to "yaaaaay a new coaster!!!"?

Oct 18th...see ya there folks!! just look for the dreadlock moehawk!!

Your post is about 3 weeks too late...

What ever happen to going out w/ a bang! This is what things would have been like if james brown didnt have 12 funerals! I mean c'mon cedar UNfair atleast the park deserved a going away celebration...

My plans are oct 4th but suprisingly I wont be **gasp** filming!!! Someone stole all my equipment so im just flying down that thursday to go to the event that night and fly back the next day...

Well if the title said "big mike rides his 500th coaster butt naked" then that would be an accomplishment but until then keep on riding !