Chadster's LeviatTHON TPR Tour Adventure!

Our last day had us up super early and on the bus for Marineland. Marineland is an interesting park to say the least spread out over 300 acres the majority of the day was spent walking. The park has two major benefits, a ton of land to expand on and a consistent theme throughout the park. Unfortunately the park seems to be stuck in the past with outdated pools, aquariums, and eateries.

Indication of where we might be today.

Indication of what might have brought us here.

Indication that we are going inside.

Um...I thought this was Marine land. Maybe I should check the sign out front again...

Yup, it says Marineland. Very...interesting place this park already.

You are not allowed to play Cliffhanger in the park.

Seriously, the theme here is really nice. Like BGW nice.

Via Wikipedia: Dragon Coaster is the last coaster designated "tallest in the world" that has had inversions (in this case, four)

It also covers 30 acres of land. It's HUGE!! (that's what she said)

After an hour of ERT we were all ready for a Magical Experience. Are you ready, big boy?

It was the equivalent of the magical experience I had on prom night.

On our mission to find Marine life, we stopped on the bridge to feed the fish.

The park has a ton to work with.

Yay! Construction! Let's go take construction pictures!

Yay! It's construction! Um, wait, shouldn't they be building something? Elissa said she saw that sign on their last visit, so....yeah, it's been up there a while.

Look! Marine pool!

It's a whale!

Whew, glad we found some Marine life. At this point we have walked like 2 miles, no joke. Therefore we needed to sit down for a bit and enjoy a relaxing ride.

No coffee for us.

Pretty much you could swing up and beyond the chair in front of you. Win.

Fastlane was closed today.

So the group, sticking together, literally 40 of the 51 people on the tour stayed together for the entire morning, pretty cool really, marched on.

Rainforest exhibit going in.

We then stumbled upon some more sea life. I mean wow, 3 miles later.

Hey, we weren't told ACE was having an event here today!

NOTED!

Next the group went into Deersch****

Albino dear?

WTF?!? These dear are either well trained or just bullies.

Damn dude, you ate half of it!!!

That's not an ice cream cone.....

It's already dead, no need to kill the poop again.

This is where the deer go to d**

So coming full circle to the front of the park we find where all the people are

And where the whores are

Bean is being shown how to be a whore.

OMFG It's intense!

Oh well, let's buzz on over somewhere else...oh yeah, we can take a 45 minute walk up to the S&S towers.

Once we got there and had IV fluids, we were able to take in the views.

And could see some mist.

And this would be the deer proce****g facility.

Beautiful view of the falls, too bad they only had one tower in operation. The tower furthest from the falls looked like parts had been robbed off it.

Apparently they didn't like the idea of walking down and then walking back up again...

How about a nice show.

Begger.

Must be some good porn.

So yeah

Wait a minute, what's this? A cute chick?

A cute chick that flies

A cute chick who knows how to ride

A cute chick who knows who to nurture

And who can dance. Yes. I'm sold.

Jake, wake up dude, it's not all that bad of a show...it has a cute chick in it!

Bye cute chick who I will never get to date

And they call him flipper flipper

faster than lightning

Then Katie came out, and well, I was ready to go.

I know, I wouldn't want to see myself either.

Anyway, that's it, that's all, there is not more. An action packed 5 days of fun, hookups, and more fun. Great time, great people, great trip. Thanks R&E!

Awesome tour of Marineland "the worlds largest themepark by acreage only". In the light of today's negative news, you still had fun with this report but were respectful.. Thanks for the update!

-chris "who knew that carp would like to eat baby crack?" con

There were several times in KT's life I thought she could make money as a celebrity child lookalike for Suri Cruise. You captured another one!

^You are so right Elissa, I kept thinking on the trip she looks like a young celebrity and that's who it is (though I really shouldn't be calling Suri a celebrity).

Great TR Chad! Thanks for uploading your photos. Made me laugh at all the good times I had on this trip!

Nice coverage from a great trip Chad. Going through has brought back all the good memories, especially of our special bonding moment on Magical Experience

Best dolphin show ever!!

^Agreed. Anytime you can mix Kodak Film and Dolphins, you've just blown away any other show!!

There were several times in KT's life I thought she could make money as a celebrity child lookalike for Suri Cruise. You captured another one!

Until now I didn't make the connection, but you're right, she could certainly pass as a celeb lookalike! Shop that photo around and see where it goes!

Great pictures Chad! I forgot about the one of us giving the finger once up on that mountain! Going down was much easier

Ugh I'm not so sure I like the angle of the picture with me at the deer park

Ugh I'm not so sure I like the angle of the picture with me at the deer park

I'm sure there a few TPR members that might like that angle

Chris that angle was awesome!!!

Chad awesome trip report and I love the captions

Great pics as always! I guess the blue cars on The Magic Experience were out of magic that day.