GameOn Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 doofer was already taken! News: http://add.urbandictionary.com/verify.php?code=3716761621 They're gonna publish it! Why can't a woodchuck chuck wood?
ebl Posted May 11, 2008 Posted May 11, 2008 His paws are too short, and he can't get the leverage to get any distance on the thing. Why is there a Coke Vanilla Zero and Cherry Zero, but no Lime Zero?
pagemaster_b Posted May 11, 2008 Posted May 11, 2008 The Limes are on strike because they were insulted by being called Zeros. A nearly car-like animal with both a trunk and a horn. BTW, I really liked your answer. When will we get Strawberry Coke or Fruit Punch Pepsi?
downunder Posted May 11, 2008 Posted May 11, 2008 When there is no longer any good left in the world. Why the hell was Elton John married to a woman, it happened in Sydney too?
socalMAN123 Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 Because Sydney was a man Why are there movies about making movies? ---Brent
downunder Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 So that the people filming the making of the making of the movie have something to do. If the zombie apocalypse was a goer, what would you do?
PoisonedPirate Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 Break it down to funky town with my zombie homies How many homies can a G have without getting a cap in his a$$?
ebl Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 As many as he damn well please! Why do organizations offer "free" gifts? Isn't "free" what a gift is?
downunder Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 The gifts are free in the sense that they would like to free you from as much money as possible, it's like they give you a lollipop because they butt f*** you. If you were of to see the wizard who would you be seeing?
pagemaster_b Posted May 15, 2008 Posted May 15, 2008 Little green men. Or are they gray? You know, the ones that supposedly kidnap people and perform outlandish experiments on them. Yeah, your family. What is the plot of the new X-Files movie coming out this summer?
downunder Posted May 15, 2008 Posted May 15, 2008 The scariest thing of all all, a middle aged Gillian Armstrong without makeup in broad daylight. Why are privates in the army called that?
PoisonedPirate Posted May 15, 2008 Posted May 15, 2008 Because Snifflebutts sounded stupid How do you make milk shake?
pagemaster_b Posted May 15, 2008 Posted May 15, 2008 Come up from behind and scare it. Works everytime. Is Hell freezing over, or is Hell breaking loose?
ebl Posted May 15, 2008 Posted May 15, 2008 Hell does whatever it damn well pleases. How would you know the answer to a question that hasn't yet been asked?
PoisonedPirate Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 I'd ask the voices in my head..... they don't like you..... What's the different between Peanut Butter and Nutpea Butter?
downunder Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 Nutpea butter uses hairy nuts. If Disney is the happiest place on earth then what is the saddest?
ebl Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 The exit gate at Disney... What kind of car alarm would actually prevent a car's theft?
pagemaster_b Posted May 20, 2008 Posted May 20, 2008 I recommend the anti-theft devices at www.stickdeath.com They rock. If roses are read and violets are blew, then daisies are what?
downunder Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 Daisies are death because eventually we all will push them up. Aren't I grim. What are poppies then?
HEADCHEEZ Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 July/37/2028 When will Manhattan Express be re-tracked by Intimin?
ebl Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 As soon as my diabetes goes away. What should you do with the lemonade you made when life handed you lemons?
nagro5 Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 Try to drink it, but miss your mouth and hit you eyes. Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
downunder Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Inflation in Zimbabwe and the credit crunch. Why is Jack Daniels sauce at TGI Friday's so damn good?
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