pagemaster_b Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Because the rest went on strike. Where's Waldo?
ebl Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 In the closet eating peanut butter straight out of the jar. Who stole my gas card's account number and spent a bunch of money on it.
coastercrazed49 Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 I stol.... I mean Ronald McDonald. Can you jump over a building blindfolded while singing the Free Bird backwards?
Manny In England Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 Only if you're sober. Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall?
ebl Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 Why not you? You think you're special or something? Why don't phones have an 11 button?
RIP Psyclone Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 Who stole my gas card's account number and spent a bunch of money on it. Diana.
ebl Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 ^ FAIL!!! And you didn't ask a question, so I have to ask one for you... Why do some cars have five lugnuts on each wheel, and some only have four? Eric
Manny In England Posted December 24, 2007 Posted December 24, 2007 ^ Second Fail!!! No question asked, therefore it's my turn. Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plane?
ebl Posted December 24, 2007 Posted December 24, 2007 ^ I think it's supposed to be "plain," as in big flat area of land, but I'll answer it the way you wrote anyway---it's because the plane was flying under the clouds and the rain had nowhere else to fall, you see. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Manny In England Posted December 24, 2007 Posted December 24, 2007 Exactly! Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 cuz' the halloween banana said so while hopping on one foot blindfolded what is the wish of a fish in a dish being eaten by Kish?
ebl Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 Not on a train, not in the rain, not with a fox, not in a box... Why is bologna round while bread is square?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 cuz together they make a roundasquareagon, and that sounds cool Seacelsqueesen?
ebl Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 How drunk people refer to Saskatchewan? Can fat people "skinny" dip?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 they can but they shouldn't. Why do I post on this thread so much?
downunder Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 To smite Lord alvey. Do chicks dig coaster geeks?
Manny In England Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 Rarely Do coaster geeks dig chicks?
ebl Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 ^ Only if they're BBWs (Big Bodied Women). Can I eat a sammich if it sat out all night?
downunder Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 Definitely not, unless your name is Homer (real name not nickname). Should coaster geek be classed as a new sexual preference (maybe it should be just hetero non- practicing)?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 It already is it's called virgin. What the hell?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 only in the tropic of SEACELSQEESEN!!!!! babaloo?
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