Post rollercoaster songs here

[RctInfinity]

Post any rollercoaster songs to the tune of a holiday song!

Here's mine.

 

Space Mountain the rollercoaster. (to tune of rudolph the red nose reindeer)

 

You know Splash Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad,

Matterhorn, Rock 'n Roller Coaster and California Screamin',

But who do you recall, the most fun ride of all?

 

Space Mountain the rollercoaster,

was a really fun ride yeah,

and if you ever rode it, you would even say it ROCKS!

All of the other thrill rides, used to laugh and call him names, (Like the dragon wagon!)

They never let poor Space Mountain,

Join in any coaster games, (like RCT3!!)

Then one foggy Disney night,

Rock 'n' RollerCoaster came to say:

Space Mountain with your ride so fun,

won't you kill RctInifinity.. I HATE HIS PUNS!!!

Then all the other coasters,

laughed and shouted out with glee, (yippee)

Space Mountain the rollercoaster,

you'll go down in history!! (like Kingda Ka!)

 

So join in the singing fun and join in the holiday spirit!

[Wes]

I just had a terrible flashback to my RRC days.

[Homer]

^LOL...

 

Heres a good one;

 

Jingle Bells, Batman the Ride smells

Robin side went down,

Batmobile was keyed,

Joker's Jinx was down, hey!

[Luxo]

I'll try to make something up:

 

On the first day of christmas vekoma gave to me...

1 nasty headache

2 red ears

3 neck fractures

4 aching limbs

5 killer inversions

6 breaks from riding

7 cuts a-bleeding

8 riders a-moaning (?)

9 cars flipping

10 white knuckles

11 purple bruises

12 reasons not to ride Vekoma

[TwistedTrack]

LMAO!^

[RctInfinity]

HILARIOUS!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[RRollergod]

^^^LMFAOWROTF!!!!!

 

For stupid folk i said...

LaughingMyF**kingAssOffWhileRollingOnTheFloor!!!!!

[RctInfinity]

So.. does anyone else have songs? I am still laughing!!

[socalMAN123]

LOL! These are freakin hilarious!

---Brent 8)

[DATman]

Here's mine: To the tune of Silent night

 

Six Flags, Six Flags

Crappy Chain, Crappy food

Don't you wish they could actually theme?

Don't you wish that the trash cans would gleam?

And the gangs to leave?

And the gangs to leave.

 

Six Flags, Six Flags.

Crappy ops, Crappy fees.

Overcharging the modest of things,

Not regarding all of it's problems.

Ignoring the trash.

Ignoring the trash.

[slick]

Uhmm.... here's hoping my late nights of panadol releaved pain (braces, ugh) will help me aid this year's summary on the coaster industry 'n stuff.

 

On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me...

 

1 Farting Coaster

2 Top Thrill Dragsters

3 Closed SFMM rides

4 Six Flags trash cans

5 Extended SLCs

6 imagininative yetis

7 Disney theme parks (?)

8 switchback queue lines

9 Vekoma hemorages

10 Togo Ambulances

[Superdasher]

The Credit Ride

By Superdasher

 

(To the tune of The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)

 

C-R-E-D-I-T

Credit Ride

 

We can ride if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

‘Cuz your friends don’t like coasters

And if they don’t like coasters

Well they’re no friends of mine

 

We can go where we want to

An ERT they’ll never find

And we can act like we come from out of this world

Leave the newbies far behind

 

And we can ride

 

(Repeat first two verses)

 

We can go when we want to

The sun is young and so am I

And we can grab a front seat

To get out of the heat

And surprise them with the CoasterForce cry

 

We can scream if we want to

If we don’t nobody will

And you can scream real high

Make everyone cry

And I can whoop like an imbecile

 

Chrous:

We can ride, we can ride,

Everything’s out of control

We can ride, we can ride,

They’re doing it from pole to pole

We can ride, we can ride,

Everybody put up your hands

We can ride, we can ride

Everybody’s taking the chance

 

It’s Credit Ride

Oh it’s Credit Ride

Yes it’s Credit Ride

 

C-R-E-D-I-T

Credit Ride

 

We can ride if we want to

We’ve got all your classes in mind

As long you abuse 'em

We’re never gonna lose 'em

You'll be a Coastertool alright.

 

We can ride if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

‘Cuz your friends don’t like coasters

And if they don’t like coasters

Well they’re no friends of mine

 

[Chorus]

 

Oh it’s Credit ride

It’s credit ride

It’s credit ride!

 

Super "Most likely the only Men Without Hats fan here" Dasher

[Darien Laker]

I dedicate this to my homepark's very own SLC

Tune: (Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go....)

 

Out of the station and up the lift hill,

On Mind Eraser we go!

The train knows the way,

To make our ears pay

by smashing them to-and-fro, Oh.

 

Past the Rollover and Sidewinder,

We think well be okay

But the ears will bleed

and the shoulders will need

a massage later today.

[Frenchy]

Well I'm afraid to say I haven't actually written this song yet but I have an idea for one!

 

'Rollback' to the theme of Love Shack!

 

An accelerator fan's delight I'm sure.

 

And oh wow, first post although I've been registered for quite a while!

*waves to members*