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...the kumquat turned and looked Nic right in his eyes with a stern visage. It spoke in a small and unassuming, although solemn voice:

 

"Ya gotta steal the Declaration of Independence!" (His voice was actually more intense and desperate than described previously.)

 

Nic was understandably taken aback by this strange situation; he had never been entrusted to loot anything before. Why would someone want me to steal something he thought, especially an old, smelly piece of paper? Doesn't he know that fresh sheets of paper can be found in his local Staples® office supplies store? While Nic was busy enacting a Staples commercial in his head, the kumquat spoke again, sputtering:

 

"Ya gotta steal the Declaration of Independence, dude!" He repeated this a couple of times, each less coherent than the last.

 

Finally, Nicolas, in the middle of listing products, had a sudden realization: He recognized that voice.

 

"I recognize that voice!" he shouted. "You're...

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...it was pink, purple, and orange. To make the enthusiasts ride the coaster as well, they added an 3 extra inversions, a launch section, and...

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..The dogs survived. Because of this incident, they wanted to build a "world's first" station, it was a station with...

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...loves fries. The queue splits up in 2 parts, one without ketchup sauce and one with ketchup sauce. An average of 35 people...

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