Midgetman82 Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 Every particle on-board screamed because they noticed they weren't on an Intamin. Because of this strange reason, they bought Ice Cream for...
MeMeMe Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Their grandmothers, who each simultaneously whacked them across the cheek with a...
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 ...fluffy, fluffy teddy bear! Which was supposed to explode on impact leaking medicine and goo all over the place! But within all the medicine and good there was...
samisthabomb Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 ...The bag of crap contained a pen, two mints, and a...
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 ...magical teleportation device! You decide to use it to go to...
MeMeMe Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 ...the land of rainbow socks and pretty, pretty unicorns, where you will meet a...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 Fluffy fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo! You take the bunny, and...
samisthabomb Posted January 16, 2011 Posted January 16, 2011 ...go on a date with it! The date starts with an extravagant Big Mac dinner at McDonald's and ends with...
MeMeMe Posted January 16, 2011 Posted January 16, 2011 ...a somewhat less extravagant justification of the term "breeding like rabbits". After watching "Superbad", you, the bunny and the little ones go to...
Midgetman82 Posted January 16, 2011 Posted January 16, 2011 An amusement park. After the wife complained about the price of the Lokcers, she...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 ...morphs into a carnivorous alien and eats the kids! You decide to...
coastercrutchfield Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 ... go back in time to stop your children from being born, but something went wrong because...
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 ...The time travel belt as you remember was just a toy from Toys 'R Us! Which meant...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 ...the person who gave it to you made up the part about the device being legitimate. In anger, you hunt down the person, and...
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 ...Subject him to a lifetime of dancing to the song...
samisthabomb Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 ..."It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones! But Tom Jones heard about this and got mad, so he...
coastercrutchfield Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 ... punched his monkey slave. But the monkey slave liked it because...
MeMeMe Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 ...He has a nerve disorder. Back when the monkey slave was a child, doctors attempted in vain to fix it, but failed because it was guarded by...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Invisible force field! Thus, the monkey was left to enjoy being hit, as well as...
6flagsbrad Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 ..as well as eating chocolate pudding. Monkey slave does not like bananas because...
samisthabomb Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 ...his mother used to gorge his siblings' eyes out with the peels. Instead, monkey slave ate...
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 ...strawberry jam sandwiches! But he couldn't find any strawberry jam so...
MeMeMe Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 ...so he had to settle for raspberry jam. This drove him slowly insane, and he crept up on Tom Jones and...
samisthabomb Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 ...took a biscuit out of his coat pocket! Tom Jones always keeps a handy supply of biscuits in his coat pocket just in case...
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