GAME: Continue the Story!

[tarheel1231]

...they were awarded for bringing back fun to amusement parks and were awarded a lifetime supply of churros (I think that might just be my thing). When people realized how stupid Edward Markey was, they....

[VF15]

...sent him China and forced him to marathon a Chinese Knockoff SLC for 24 hours, which resulted in...

[DarienLaker]

Sending the Chinese Knockoff SLC that Edward Markey rode on for 24 to the fiery pits of Hell...

[tarheel1231]

....which opened a hole that Markey was sucked into. Satan then turned the knockoff SLC into a KNOCKOFF GOUDURIX CLONE and he was forced to ride it for eternity. Meanwhile on earth,

[DarienLaker]

Six Flags was plotting a plan to buy back Darien Lake from CNL and make the park their "dumping ground" for used rides from other Six Flags parks. So Six Flags bought Darien Lake and did just that...

[VF15]

...but the park eventually closed after a few years because the GP lost interest in it due to never getting any exciting new rides. Darien Lake sat dormant for 10 years, until it was reopened by...

[tarheel1231]

....no one. The park got bulldozed and the land was used as a pet cemetery. 3 years later, the Polercoaster in Orlando opened, but it closed because....

[VF15]

...it cost $50 for just one ride on it, so people boycotted it. Eventually, they decided to move the Polercoaster to Minnesota, and it had reasonable prices there, but...

[GwaziBSRider1]

they had to build it in the middle of nowhere because building it near Minneapolis and whatnot wouldn't have allowed the reasonable ride prices. Long story short, nobody rode it and the owner went bankrupt. It was sold at auction, and it went to a land where used US coasters are bountiful...the land of...

[DonGeorge]

...The Great Escape. It fit very well right by Ozark Wildcat, yet being the Great Escape, if you were filming an off-ride video, some GP tweens would try to act cool. Hey, it's Lake George, what else do you do. However, Six Flags' lack of maintenance and relative disregard for the park caused operations to make Fujiyama look like Phoenix. So when Theme Park Review came...

Edited December 26, 2014 by DonGeorge

[tarheel1231]

They refused to ride it and put in a Hyper GT-X instead. Meanwhile at Kentucky Kingdom.....

[VF15]

...the park suddenly got bought out by Cedar Fair, which led to...

[GwaziBSRider1]

its closure so there would be less competition for Kings Island. Lightning Run went to MiA, T3 went to Valleyfair, and Roller Skater went to Dorney. Thunder Run ended up going to...

[DonGeorge]

California's Great America. Oh, and Twisted Twins went to Worlds of Fun. However, despite getting new trains and a complete circuit topper track renovation, CGA's Facebook page was flooded with GP complaints. Some of these casual outcries included...

[VF15]

...someone saying "It's made of wood! It's not safe! I'm going to destroy it before it kills anyone!" Sure enough, he went to CGA and burned down Thunder Run, which caused...

Edited December 14, 2014 by VF15

[DonGeorge]

...The observing GP to celebrate that act of safety by crossing CGA's parking lot and dancing in Levi's Stadium. Then, they decided to...

Edited December 16, 2014 by DonGeorge

[Sharman19]

Burn down Grizzly and Gold Striker. The GP flooded the streets of San Francisco and chanted "Ouch, my back!" They burned Apocalypse, Ghostrider, Roar, the Giant Dippers, and even though it was a hybrid, the burned down Twisted Colossus! The FBI had to do something, so they..........

[DarienLaker]

Seized California's Great America and turned it into a federal prison to harbor the most dangerous criminals on Earth...

[VF15]

...including the GPs that burned down those coasters. However, from prison, those people continued to preach lies to the rest of the GP that wooden coasters are unsafe and must be destroyed...

[DarienLaker]

By the US Marine Corps who was force by the president to destroy every Six Flags park and turn them into Marine Corps training camps...

[DonGeorge]

...And even Darien Lake was turned into a training camp. Ride of Steel's straightaway after the helix became a place to do push ups, and the Fascination parlor caused all the corps to get addicted to Fascination and...

Edited December 16, 2014 by DonGeorge

[VF15]

...eventually a group of coaster enthutsiasts teamed up to try to turn all of the Marine Corp Training Camps back into their original parks. They were successful, but Six Flags America remained a training camp because...

[DonGeorge]

...hey, the corps like doing push ups on Intamin straightaways. You can't argue with exercise. As the sun rises upon another day at SFA...

[VF15]

...coaster enthusiasts came and turned the training camp back into Six Flags America, but there were some drastic changes to the park, which included...

[GwaziBSRider1]

building an all-star coaster collection for the park! The first coaster to be built was...