SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 27, 2016 Author Posted May 27, 2016 To make it worse, All other countries go against Clinton and it causes WW3 Parks are tearing down their shuttle loop
ThrillDude200 Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 To make it worse, Vekoma creates a "Suspended Shuttle Loop Coaster (SSLC)"! Blobfish took over Six Flags Discovery Kingdom!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 28, 2016 Author Posted May 28, 2016 To make it worse, it ends up in one of the fish tanks and put on display. The word filter always strikes.
DarienLaker Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 To make it worse the FCC censors the internet! YouTube banned all roller coaster POV videos!
ThrillDude200 Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 To make it worse, they're only viewable on Dailymotion, where you have to enter the hardest password EVER to watch one! The Voyage is getting RMC'd!
DoinItForTheFame Posted May 29, 2016 Posted May 29, 2016 To make it worse: #ItllNeverOpen Cedar Point is buying all of the Six Flags parks.
ThrillDude200 Posted May 29, 2016 Posted May 29, 2016 To make it worse, they rename all the coasters into "Woodstock Express"! Cobra's Curse has been postponed until 2017!
DILinator Posted May 29, 2016 Posted May 29, 2016 To make it worse, they replace Gwazi with petting zoo! Lightning Rod #itneveropens
ThrillDude200 Posted May 29, 2016 Posted May 29, 2016 To make it worse, the launched wooden coaster idea was only a joke, and Vekoma is building an SLC on the site of Lightning Rod! and are removed.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 6, 2016 Author Posted June 6, 2016 To make it worse, Gravity is removed too! Disneyland is being demolished!
ThrillDude200 Posted June 6, 2016 Posted June 6, 2016 To make it worse, California Adventure is bought by Six Flags, which is making the park's attendance rates go downhill! You go on what you think is Curse of DarKastle at Busch Gardens Williamsburg.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 9, 2016 Author Posted June 9, 2016 To make it worse, you accidentally wander into a restricted area Gravity suddenly disappears on Earth!
DILinator Posted June 10, 2016 Posted June 10, 2016 To make it worse, you accidentally wander into a restricted area Gravity suddenly disappears on Earth! To make it worse, you get launched up into the earth's atmosphere with the force of a Storm Chaser airtime hill, and burn to death! You go to Kentucky Kingdom, excited to ride Storm Chaser and Lightning Run, but everything is closed except T3!
ThrillDude200 Posted June 10, 2016 Posted June 10, 2016 To make it worse, T3 is rougher than ever and has a 2 hour wait! You transform into a girl.
Henry M Posted June 10, 2016 Posted June 10, 2016 To make it worse, I have a stupid voice. (please don't quote the last bit out of context ) TPR is stopped.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted August 2, 2016 Author Posted August 2, 2016 To make it worse, The world ends! My phone fell off of a tower (Trying to recover this thread)
Yubstep101 Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 To make it worse, it's the Burj Khalifa! I just rode a Vekoma SLC!
DarienLaker Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 To make it worse you have a headache! Darien Lake is getting a new coaster in 2017!
DoinItForTheFame Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 To make it worse it's a Larson Loop. Cedar Point is getting a Polar Coaster.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted August 5, 2016 Author Posted August 5, 2016 To make it worse, it replaces TTD and MF SFSTL STILL doesn't have a hyper
DoinItForTheFame Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 To make it worse Six Flags St. Louis still exist. Cedar Point is going to buy all Six Flags park.
DILinator Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 To make it worse, they close them all so they don't compete with their current parks, and move all the coasters to the favored Cedar Point and former Paramount parks! Cedar Fair starts having assigned seating on all coasters, in all their parks.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted August 5, 2016 Author Posted August 5, 2016 To make it worse, the other parks are catching on Trim brakes ruined Raging Bull
DILinator Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 To make it worse, they decide to sell the coaster to a Chinese park who takes the trims off, all the while SF replaces it with a Free Spin. Sandusky decides the coasters at Cedar Point are too high and obtrusive, and force CP to get under a 275 foot height limit.
ImOnABoat Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 To make it worse, every other theme park has a lower height limit than cedar point, so they still have the tallest coaster in the world by default... My internet is slow
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