DarienLaker Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 To make it worse, Lightning Rod is never going to open! Darien Lake is getting a new coaster in 2017!
K1ngdaKa88 Posted April 30, 2016 Posted April 30, 2016 It will be another Super Loop! Heide Park adds a Togo Stand-up!
DarienLaker Posted April 30, 2016 Posted April 30, 2016 To make it worse, TOGO builds eight stand up coaster for Darien Lake! Darien Lake is getting a water slide themed around Rick Astley's "Never Going Give You Up" song in addition to RipCurl Racer!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted April 30, 2016 Author Posted April 30, 2016 To make it really worse, It's sung by Justin Bieber. I'm a target to Mosquitoes every time I go to Six Flags
DarienLaker Posted April 30, 2016 Posted April 30, 2016 To make it worse, the mosquitoes at Six Flags have the Zika virus! Kmart is reopening all of its closed stores!
LeoBruz199 Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse.... Uhh..... Hmm.... I'm Italian and I barely even know anything about it!! Robb quits TPR...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, Donald Trump takes over TPR and there's chaos The guy above me did a double post!
DarienLaker Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, everyone on TPR double posts pictures of Spam! Donald Trump buys Six Flags!
LeoBruz199 Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, everyone on TPR double posts pictures of Spam! Donald Trump buys Six Flags! To make it worse, he nukes the one in Mexico! Mean Streak catches on fire!
DarienLaker Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, the fire spreads destroying all of Cedar Point! Cedar Fair dumps the Peanuts characters!
LeoBruz199 Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, they get rights to Peppa Pig! Every B&M coaster is abducted by aliens.
Henry M Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, they end up taking over the world and force everyone to ride SLC's at least once a day or else they will kill you (most people end up getting killed within a month!) Aliens end up taking over the world and force everyone to ride SLC's at least once a day or else they will kill you (most people end up getting killed within a month!)
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, aliens takes all SLCs in the world and use them to kill off life on other planets My mom got Disneyland tickets for everyone except me because I was "too old". (saddest thing I've ever said on TPR)
DarienLaker Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, your mom buys you a ticket to Darien Lake instead of Disneyland! Six Flags has gotten the rights to use Donald Trump!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, Six Flags ironically uses the Donald Trump theme at Six Flags Mexico. All parks in the world gets an RMC!
DarienLaker Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, they all have no originality in terms of layouts! All parks in the world gets a Gerstlauer spinning coaster!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, they forget about Darien Lake Vekoma goes out of business (TRY to make this worse)
DarienLaker Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 To make it worse, all of Vekoma's coasters get destroyed by Godzilla! Darien Lake is bringing back Nightmare at Phantom Cave!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 8, 2016 Author Posted May 8, 2016 To make it worse, Darien Lake claims it's the same ride when it's really a Vekoma All cloned roller coasters are going to be modified to make them all different
DarienLaker Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 To make it worse, all of the roller coasters in the world get replaced by cloned coasters! Six Flags goes out of business! (TRY to make this worse)
K1ngdaKa88 Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 Cedar Fair, Disney, Universal and Sea World parks run out of business too! You're at a park and all rides are down all day long.
I305forever Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 To make it worse, you get murdered. Hillary reveals that she is a Terminator
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 9, 2016 Author Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) To make it worse, everyone except you is a Terminator. I'd start running if I were you. The last BTTF ride closed Edited May 9, 2016 by SixFlagsAstroworld
DarienLaker Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 To make it worse, Universal replaced the last Back to the Future ride with a Minions kiddie playland! Kings Island is bringing back the "Beastie" name for the kiddie wooden coaster!
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