Yooper Jokes

[CP_fan_boy]

You folks from SoCal probably haven't heard of Da Yoopers. In case you don't know, a Yooper is a person from the U.P.

(Caution, Yooper dialects used)

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Teemu and Eino were drivin' dere pickup truck to Michigamme. When day got to da stop-and-go in Negaunee, Teemu drove right through da red light. Eino cried, "Holywha, Teemu, what are ya doing?" Teemu kept driving and replied, "Don't worry, my brother taught me ta drive." When day got to da light in Ishpeming, Teemu drove through anutter red light. Eino asked, "Why do ya keep running red lights?" Teemu said, "Don't worry, my brother taught me ta drive." When day got to da light in West Ishpeming, Teemu slammed on da brakes and screeched to a halt at da green light. Eino asked, "Teemu, why do ya drive through red lights but stop at green lights?" Teemu replied, "My brother might be coming da udder way!"

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Toivo and Eino was chikin (hitch hiking) down da US cement highway when Toivo says to Eino, "Eh, look at dose two Polacks out dare in dat subble field rowin a boat." Den Eino says, "Yah, hey, is dat dumb or what?" Den Toivo says, "Don't chu tink ve auta tell dem day can't row no boat in no stubble field." Den Eino says, "Ya eh, but we got no boat to git out dare en tell dem wit."

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Toivo and Eino hed for da Motor City. When dey git across da bridge day see a sign dat says, "Detroit Left." So day turn around and went home.

[Wes]

Um.

[ebl]

That was...interesting...

 

BTW, what's a Yooper and where's the U.P.?

 

Eric "Ignorant Californian" L.

[Florida420]

:shock: ?????????? WTF ??????????

 

 

 

 

 

 

P All " I only read like 3 lines "

[AllisonY2K]

U.P - Upper Penninsula - of Michigan

 

you can thank me later. 8)

[Nrthwnd]

omg

[ncf]

Why do you use finnish names?

[4718]

It's got the cadence of a "Sven and Oli" joke, just without the humor.

[Kroger8]

To me it looks like everyone in the upper midwest has the same basic look, idk why, to me it just does, down here, its mostly either UGLY or pretty good-looking, with a small portion "plain."