Game: Careful What You Wish For

[tarheel1231]

Granted, your dog DIES! What? Too dark?

 

I wish I didn't learn about Edgar Allan Poe in school while I was sick. Now every time I cough, I'm paranoid about having consumption

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but when you dress up as an orangutan next Halloween, you will get lit on fire.

 

I wish I could eat some more Christmas cookies.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but from now on, you can never delete your internet cookies.

I wish I could get into the Christmas spirit.

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but you find your Christmas spirit on the 26th.

 

I wish the Christmas season could last longer.

[VF15]

Granted, but it lasts so long that you start getting tired of it.

 

I wish Goliath at SFGAm had an extra airtime hill.

[GwaziBSRider1]

Granted, but the restraints will be so tight that everyone gets incredibly painful bruises!

 

I wish Six Flags America would get another good coaster.

[nicman]

Granted, but it would catch on fire

 

I wish that Christmas was less commercialized

[Sharman19]

Granted, but every upcoming day is commercialized.

 

I wish my dog wouldn't chew on everything.

[nicman]

Granted, but then you would have to get a mean cat

I wish that Canada's Wonderland would get a RMC

[Sharman19]

Granted, but it gets burnt down by the GP because they say it's not a true wooden coaster.

 

I wish I didn't have to travel 6 hours just to ride an RMC by next week.

[nicman]

Granted, but you would get the flu

 

I wish Cedar Fair would give more rides to less popular parks

[Sharman19]

Granted, but they're Gwazi's scraps.

 

I wish Goudurix would be sent into a black hole.

[nicman]

Granted, but then they would replace it with a clone of Mind Eraser

 

I wish that Six Flags would be cheaper

[Sharman19]

Granted, but Cedar Fair gets expensive as a Walt Disney World resort park.

 

I wish there was a delete post button in case I make a mistake.

[nicman]

Granted, but then they would take out the Smilies

 

I wish that I could get a windows 7 laptop

[VF15]

Granted, but it gets a virus and crashes.

 

I wish that Insane Coaster Wars would focus more on the rides than the riders.

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but it will show even more of the Outlaw Run lift hill when talking about Coaster Express.

 

I wish Insane Coaster Wars could use even more legitimate coaster enthusiasts.

[VF15]

Granted, but those coaster enthutsiats are fanboys of the coaster they're riding, so they give it 100 in everything.

 

I wish Spirit Airlines wouldn't charge ridiculous baggage fees.

[GwaziBSRider1]

Granted, but instead they charge you a fee for using a seat!

 

I wish flying internationally wasn't as expensive.

[nicman]

Granted, but then the airplanes would be filled with people like sardines

I wish that Christmas vacation was a few more days

[skiburkesurfjay]

Granted, but you have to do school work all vacation.

 

I wish that I had a maid to do everything for me..

[VF15]

Granted, but she's lazy and doesn't get much done.

 

I wish Cedar Fair would start purchasing RMCs.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but it's a package deal, so every RMC comes with a Goudurix clone, and you must ride it 3 times in a row before you can ride the RMC.

 

I wish that I had a Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine in my house with a life supply of syrup.

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but you drink all the syrup and wake up the next morning as a boy scout.

 

I wish Christmas music could play longer on the radio.

[VF15]

Granted, but it's the same song repeated over and over ad nauseam.

 

I wish all of you a Merry Christmas.